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General Discussion => Archive => Game Zone 2010 Archive => Topic started by: Mr. Happy on May 19, 2010, 06:38:54 pm
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The lineups for tonight:
Colorado AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Gonzalez, C, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
Fowler, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .233
Hawpe, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
Tulowitzki, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .296
Helton, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .274
Olivo, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .283
Mora, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .268
Barmes, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .213
Smith, G, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .364
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .263
Houston AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Bourn, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292
Keppinger, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .270
Berkman, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .236
Lee, C, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .201
Pence, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .248
Feliz, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .217
Manzella, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .178
Cash, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .067
Paulino, F, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .364
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .227
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Paulino is predictable trouble early, walking two in a row. Men on 1B and 2B with one out.
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JD thinks it might be time for Paulino to come off of the fastball.
2 on, 1 out, 2-1 count to Tulowitzki... c'mon, here.
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Certainly there's someone in the minors who deserves a shot over Paulino.
Stros are 1-16 in his last 17 appearances. Brown Chris Holt.
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Uh oh, JD just said this is Smith's first start against the Astros...
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DOH! Whassisface totally dropped that ball. Gonzalez? Kepp ends up with a double, scoring Speedy Bournzales, the fastest baserunner in aaaaalll Houstonco. Tied at 1, 3-2 count, no outs, Twinkie up.
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Paulino just needs to learn to pitch in the stretch.
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Uh oh, JD just said this is Smith's first start against the Astros...
Tempting the wrath of the BBGs, or something else?
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Paulino just needs to learn to pitch in the stretch.
But he walked the first hitter when he was out of the windup. He just needs to learn how to pitch. Period. He's a thrower.
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WTF El Caballo. The CF has the call. Your whale ass should have pealed off.
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3 fly ball outs in the top of the 2nd.
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Paulino loads the bases with a 1-out single. Top of the order up with juiced bases. Let's make somethin' of this, boys!
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I must be listening to Bizarro Radio. Hits by Feliz, Manzella and Paulino?
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Jesus, rook.
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Aw Jeez... Manzella picked off at third to get the 3rd out.
End 2, Astros lead 2-1.
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Brown Chris Holt.
No way.
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No way.
Check the stats, holmes. Es verdad.
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Absolutely no excuse for that when you're on third base with 2 outs. There is nothing to gain
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Absolutely no excuse for that when you're on third base with 2 outs. There is nothing to gain
What are you talking about? It worked. They got the third out and the inning was over without further damage.
Wait, did you mean us?
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Absolutely no excuse for that when you're on third base with 2 outs. There is nothing to gain
Manzella is not used to being on base.
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Absolutely no excuse for that when you're on third base with 2 outs. There is nothing to gain
First time I got to 3rd base, I fucked shit up, badly, and she didn't let me near it for a long while after that.
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First time I got to 3rd base, I fucked shit up, badly, and she didn't let me near it for a long while after that.
Because you weren't used to being on base?
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Because you weren't used to being on base?
on 3rd base.
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Way to go, Carlos, you overpaid fat pile of shit.
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What the fuck kind of swing was that from Pence?
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What the fuck kind of swing was that from Pence?
Half 7-year-old-girl, half gay-roommate.
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Better than Feliz' swing.
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Holy fuck was that Carlos Lee hustling?
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Holy fuck was that Carlos Lee hustling?
Stop listening to Ron Brand's radio.
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Stop listening to Ron Brand's radio.
What does hustling sound like?
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Anyone else on the FoxSportsHouston live chat? I'm of course Mr. Happy.
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Anyone else on the FoxSportsHouston live chat? I'm of course Mr. Happy.
No, I'm on SnS live chat. OregonStrosFan.
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What does hustling sound like?
Oddly, like the sound of one hand pulling for the team.
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Rim shot.
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What does hustling sound like?
Like a fat kid in corduroys running to catch the bus.
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Anyone else on the FoxSportsHouston live chat? I'm of course Mr. Happy.
Fucking mod keeps censoring me.
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Fucking mod keeps censoring me.
Not me. Boy are there a bunch of idiots on there!
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Not me. Boy are there a bunch of idiots on there!
Why are they mod'ing me out but letting these tards post?
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Why are they mod'ing me out but letting these tards post?
Maybe those tards know how to work a dick. Isn't that what's important?
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First time I got to 3rd base, I fucked shit up, badly, and she didn't let me near it for a long while after that.
And now that you've been married for so long, things have changed... how?
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Maybe those tards know how to work a dick. Isn't that what's important?
In sexual partners, yes. On a chat forum, not so much.
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Wait a minute...THAT'S third base?
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And now that you've been married for so long, things have changed... how?
I don't have to worry about 3rd anymore, I get to go from 1st directly to home.
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Paulino is an enigma.
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Wait a minute...THAT'S third base?
Eh. Depends.
This one time, my grama let me lick the stamp before she put it on the envelope. I was sure until around 19 that I had made it to third base with her.
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OOOH. The mod private messaged me to ask me nicely to lay off all the motards. I work fast.
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The lack of moth ball smell didn't tip you off?
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The lack of moth ball smell didn't tip you off?
My dead grama or the mods?
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OOOH. The mod private messaged me to ask me nicely to lay off all the motards. I work fast.
How can you handle all that idiocy, its one thing if its SNS idiocy, FSN is a whole new level of idiocy.
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The stamp.
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Ka-bonnnnggggg!
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Kabong!
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How can you handle all that idiocy, its one thing if its SNS idiocy, FSN is a whole new level of idiocy.
Dude. I'm only in there because Mr. Happy peer pressured me in there. It's worse than I could have ever imagined.
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In sexual partners, yes. On a chat forum, not so much.
Sadly, for many there is no difference.
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I don't have to worry about 3rd anymore, I get to go from 1st directly to home.
You guys get SO much more romantic as you age.
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I put on my wizard hat...
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OOOH. The mod private messaged me to ask me nicely to lay off all the motards. I work fast.
Give 'em heck! Are you Alkie on there?
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Sadly, for many there is no difference.
I was talking to someone about that this week. It's amazing how widely accepted this has become in 2010. There are entire relationships now, I mean for years or lifetimes where two people have never met each other.
I'd like to say "there's nothing wrong with that" but it seems to me there's something unnatural about it.
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I put on my wizard hat...
Don't forget to equip your wand.
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You guys get SO much more romantic as you age.
At least I start at 1st....
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Give 'em heck! Are you Alkie on there?
No. That's another Alkie.
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I put on my wizard hat...
Awesome. Best reference joke of the night.
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No. That's another Alkie.
Seriously. What alias are you using there?
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Seriously. What alias are you using there?
Dude, really?
Alkie.
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Dude, really?
Alkie.
Took you at your word. Didn't turn on the sarc-meter.
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Apparently tonight's strike zone is a donut.
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Took you at your word. Didn't turn on the sarc-meter.
its alkie, the sarc-meter should never, ever, be turned off.
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Oh, and in case there was any doubt, Joey Crawford is completely incompetent.
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NOTE: Minute Maid Lemonade Flavoured Product makes great white sharks epileptic.
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NOTE: Minute Maid Lemonade Flavoured Product makes great white sharks epileptic.
Perhaps they can have that treated endoscopically.
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Nice outing by Brown Chris Holt.
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Oh, and in case there was any doubt, Joey Crawford is completely incompetent.
I'm glad that he knows what the strike zone is tonight because I haven't a clue.
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I quit the FSN chat. Even on beer #4, I couldn't take it.
That's an awful lot of willful ignorance in one place.
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I'm glad that he knows what the strike zone is tonight because I haven't a clue.
Sorry, that was a reference to blatant homerism going on in the Lakers-Suns game. Although he certainly couldn't be any worse behind the plate than tonight's guy.
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If Hunter Pence hadn't made it as a pro ball player........what city would he be selling crack to HS kids in?
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I quit the FSN chat. Even on beer #4, I couldn't take it.
That's an awful lot of willful ignorance in one place.
We can give you plenty of stupid here. Why would you go seek it out there?
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Sorry, that was a reference to blatant homerism going on in the Lakers-Suns game. Although he certainly couldn't be any worse behind the plate than tonight's guy.
You're not suggesting Stern wants LA in the finals are you?
Crawford is a joke.
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We can give you plenty of stupid here. Why would you go seek it out there?
I have to say, the stupid here is of a significantly higher quality than the stupid at FSN.
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I don't know what just happened, but I'm going to pretend it didn't.
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You're not suggesting Stern wants LA in the finals are you?
Crawford is a joke.
Never in his wildest dreams did Stern think he could have a Boston-LA finals this year. Now that it's suddenly possible, there's no way he'll miss the opportunity.
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Never in his wildest dreams did Stern think he could have a Boston-LA finals this year. Now that it's suddenly possible, there's no way he'll miss the opportunity.
Oh trust me, the wife and I have said it about every 5 minutes through the shitfest that is this year's playoffs. WOW, what an unwatchably bad product the NBA Playoffs has become.
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I don't know what just happened, but I'm going to pretend it didn't.
Oh, hell. Mr/Dr changed the channel to Food Network. Care to tell me what didn't just happen?
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Well, fuck.
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Oh, hell. Mr/Dr changed the channel to Food Network. Care to tell me what didn't just happen?
Alkie's baseball-reference page just became one homer less valuable.
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Alkie's baseball-reference page just became one homer less valuable.
No. He did not.
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Blown hold, Sampson. It's ok. He can get the W.
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Sorry, that was a reference to blatant homerism going on in the Lakers-Suns game. Although he certainly couldn't be any worse behind the plate than tonight's guy.
Joey Crawford. I'm an idiot. Guess I'll have to go post at FSH for a while... (Was thinking about the earlier 'doughnut shaped strike zone comment').
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Joey Crawford. I'm an idiot. Guess I'll have to go post at FSH for a while... (Was thinking about the earlier 'doughnut shaped strike zone comment').
Yeah, I'm hopping around the remote control tonight, but I forget that nobody else knows that.
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Michael Jordan is a dick. And for some reason, that's supposed to make me buy underwear.
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Oh good. Suns just conceded 1.5 games into a 7 game series.
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Oh good. Suns just conceded 1.5 games into a 7 game series.
Suns lack the sack and the game to beat the Lakers. God, I hope the Celtics beat the Lakers, and I really hate the Celtics.
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Oh good. Suns just conceded 1.5 games into a 7 game series.
David Stern doesn't joke around, he charges your ass.
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Oh good. Suns just conceded 1.5 games into a 7 game series.
Go Lakers!!!
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Suns lack the sack and the game to beat the Lakers. God, I hope the Celtics beat the Lakers, and I really hate the Celtics.
I agree with every single word of this post.
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Go Lakers!!!
I disagree with every word of this post.
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Nice 2-out RBI single there from Sullivan!
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great slide by the young fella
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Sully!!
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make em pay kep
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In unrelated news, the Astros take the lead.
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In unrelated news, the Astros take the lead.
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I disagree with every word of this post.
Been with them since 1967. My second grade art project was a full poster picture of Jerry West.
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Been with them since 1967. My second grade art project was a full poster picture of Jerry West.
This is why you fail.
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You can't throw that weak-ass shit to JEFF KEPPINGER, bitch!
[It's karma; that was still in my kill buffer from last night.]
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Bases. Clearing. Double.
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And KEPP with another double for the eve (and 3 RBIs to boot)! Astros up 7-3.
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Been with them since 1967. My second grade art project was a full poster picture of Jerry West.
You plagiarized the NBA logo for your second grade art project? Nice.
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sorry, resume your previously scheduled NBA "playoffs" discussion.
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sorry, resume your previously scheduled NBA "playoffs" discussion.
Thank you. AS I WAS SAYING...
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Jerry West and the fucking Lakers kept taking out my Bulls when I was in high school. I'll hate 'em forever.
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You plagiarized the NBA logo for your second grade art project? Nice.
There was no logo back then, I don't think. I just drew number 44, Zeke from Cabin Creek!
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would you have wanted anyone besides keppinger up at that time? i had no doubt he'd get a hit. now, if it had been any of the 3-4-5 hitters the doubt would have been there.
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YOUR Lakers? YOUR Bulls?
That's it, no one gets to give me shit in here for moving to NYC anymore.
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would you have wanted anyone besides keppinger up at that time? i had no doubt he'd get a hit. now, if it had been any of the 3-4-5 hitters the doubt would have been there.
Sad and true.
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would you have wanted anyone besides keppinger up at that time? i had no doubt he'd get a hit. now, if it had been any of the 3-4-5 hitters the doubt would have been there.
Absolutely not. He's easily the most consistent hitter we've got right now.
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YOUR Lakers? YOUR Bulls?
That's it, no one gets to give me shit in here for moving to NYC anymore.
So, if I say MY Rockets, that's ok, right?
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So, if I say MY Rockets, that's ok, right?
Yes. We're all actually from Houston.
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Jerry West and the fucking Lakers kept taking out my Bulls when I was in high school. I'll hate 'em forever.
The Bulls back then weren't as good as my team. Butterbean Love and Chet the Jet, IIRC. Their point guard was a bald-headed guy who was not a real good offensive player.
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You can't throw that weak-ass shit to JEFF KEPPINGER, bitch!
[It's karma; that was still in my kill buffer from last night.]
*I'M* going home with *HIM*!!!
{/Earth Girls Are Easy}
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Yes. We're all actually from Houston.
Good.
Oh, and I told some friends the other day, I really like the Rays. When I told them part of the reason is b/c Carl Crawford is a Houston kid, they all told me I have a stronger bond to Houston than any of them do to their home town. Does that make me weird?
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Holy Shit! Giambi is still alive?
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Lakers? Bulls?
How about my North Korea! Blew that fascist frigate right the fuck up!
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Astros with the W! Brandon Lyon now leads the team in wins.
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Cherish every win.
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Holy Shit! Giambi is still alive?
Was thinking the same thing. Had no idea he was still in the league.
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How about my North Korea! Blew that fascist frigate right the fuck up!
And nothing will be done about it
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And nothing will be done about it
Stern's got their back too...
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The Bulls back then weren't as good as my team. Butterbean Love and Chet the Jet, IIRC. Their point guard was a bald-headed guy who was not a real good offensive player.
Doesn't mean I can't hate them. Bobby Weiss is the guy you're thinking about. Jerry Sloan and Norm Van Lier. Clifford Ray. Tom Boerwinkle. Nothing but the most elite athletes.
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And nothing will be done about it
What more can be done? They're already completely cut off from the rest of the world, and you can't start another shooting war on the peninsula over the loss of one ship. What's left? Sink one of their ships next time you get the chance?