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General Discussion => Talk Zone => Topic started by: Fredia on March 31, 2010, 05:09:08 pm
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should have a standard form reading -_________ leaves the game with an injury. ___________is on the dl. would save a lot of time.
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Okay, I'll bite. Who's time would this vapid thought save?
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Okay, I'll bite. Who's time would this vapid thought save?
It's not so much a cost savings as a time-to-market thing. It would probably allow a new post to be released 100's of milliseconds faster.
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Mr. Happy, vapid is harsh. go pick on a grandma your own size.
Fredia,
I share your frustration with the ever increasing DL. The 2010 Astros seem as injury-prone as Brett Myer's wife.
As to saving time, i really can't get on board with that. My decision to post on this board, yes, my love of baseball of itself--especially my love of the Astros--reflects a firm commitment to occasionally waste my time like a Mexican Narcotraficante wastes oxygen by breathing. Yes, I am here to waste my time with a vengeance. and yours too, of course.
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Mr. Happy, vapid is harsh. go pick on a grandma your own size.
Fredia,
I share your frustration with the ever increasing DL. The 2010 Astros seem as injury-prone as Brett Myer's wife.
As to saving time, i really can't get on board with that. My decision to post on this board, yes, my love of baseball of itself--especially my love of the Astros--reflects a firm commitment to occasionally waste my time like a Mexican Narcotraficante wastes oxygen by breathing. Yes, I am here to waste my time with a vengeance. and yours too, of course.
go fuck yourself. you won't be around next week.
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Nice to see coach in mid-season form for opening day!
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Nice to see coach in mid-season form for opening day!
fucking trolls. why don't we have a filter?
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fucking trolls. why don't we have a filter?
If there were a filter, we wouldn't be able to watch you work, sir.
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If there were a filter, we wouldn't be able to watch you work, sir.
Well said!
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Mr. Happy, vapid is harsh. go pick on a grandma your own size.
Fredia,
I share your frustration with the ever increasing DL. The 2010 Astros seem as injury-prone as Brett Myer's wife.
As to saving time, i really can't get on board with that. My decision to post on this board, yes, my love of baseball of itself--especially my love of the Astros--reflects a firm commitment to occasionally waste my time like a Mexican Narcotraficante wastes oxygen by breathing. Yes, I am here to waste my time with a vengeance. and yours too, of course.
Okay, Clarkie, what word would you have used? And did you somehow offend all of grandmotherdom by insinuating that Fredia is the way she is because she's a grandmother. I have a sneaking feeling that Fredia was the way she is long before the first grandchild popped out. And, by the way, fuck off.
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This Clarkie has a familiar ring to his words. Probably banned on multiple priors.
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Yep. The lure of SnS is strong.
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Yep. The lure of SnS is strong ,
It's like Astros crack.
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Okay, Clarkie, what word would you have used? And did you somehow offend all of grandmotherdom by insinuating that Fredia is the way she is because she's a grandmother. I have a sneaking feeling that Fredia was the way she is long before the first grandchild popped out. And, by the way, fuck off.
Reeeaaally tempted to change my signature to that last line.
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Reeeaaally tempted to change my signature to that last line.
With my compliments and a tip of the cap to Coach!
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Mr. Happy, vapid is harsh. go pick on a grandma your own size.
Fredia,
I share your frustration with the ever increasing DL. The 2010 Astros seem as injury-prone as Brett Myer's wife.
As to saving time, i really can't get on board with that. My decision to post on this board, yes, my love of baseball of itself--especially my love of the Astros--reflects a firm commitment to occasionally waste my time like a Mexican Narcotraficante wastes oxygen by breathing. Yes, I am here to waste my time with a vengeance. and yours too, of course.
Sweet and sassy, like a lolly-pop on a turd.
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Okay, Clarkie, what word would you have used? And did you somehow offend all of grandmotherdom by insinuating that Fredia is the way she is because she's a grandmother. I have a sneaking feeling that Fredia was the way she is long before the first grandchild popped out. And, by the way, fuck off.
The word for right now is fuck. Definitely fuck-off yourself Mr. Happy. Absolutely no offense at all was meant towards Fredia--by my lights "the way she is," is just fyne.
Now you, you seem a little grouchy.
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Sweet and sassy, like a lolly-pop on a turd.
interesting flavor choice--often served in a single cup for two to share, Brazilian style. Don't bother saving any for me.
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Congrats on jumping the gun and being the first annoying fucko of the season even before the Stros have played a game. Now shut the fuck up and go away.
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This Clarkie has a familiar ring to his words. Probably banned on multiple priors.
I've posted before as 'headhunter' but forgot my log in and created a new account. Also thought it was time to change accounts becasue of the headhunter segement on the site. never banned, but I did get a call from JimR once.
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fucking trolls. why don't we have a filter?
JimR, you are the filter. You are one mean-old Billy Goat Gruff and you're welcome to cross the bridge toll-free on your way to the pasture.
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The word for right now is fuck. Definitely fuck-off yourself Mr. Happy. Absolutely no offense at all was meant towards Fredia--by my lights "the way she is," is just fyne.
Now you, you seem a little grouchy.
Go away. Whatever you are. This place is for knowledgeable baseball folks who are Astros fans. You fail on both counts. Try AD.
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Go away. Whatever you are. This place is for knowledgeable baseball folks who are Astros fans. You fail on both counts. Try AD.
AD?...forget grouchy...you are one cruel, sadistic fucker, Mr. Happy. I wouldn't wish that on a cubs fan.
no. take it back. I wish it on all cubs fans.
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AD?...forget grouchy...you are one cruel, sadistic fucker, Mr. Happy. I wouldn't wish that on a cubs fan.
no. take it back. I wish it on all cubs fans.
On your second point, I agree fully! Geaux Astros!!!!
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fucking trolls. why don't we have a filter?
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JimR, you are the filter. you're one mean old billy goat gruff and your welcome to cross the bridge toll-free on your way to the pasture.
*channels Kent Dorfman*
Oh boy, is this great!
*returns to semi-normal status of Katy, handing beer to random freshmen*
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*channels Kent Dorfman*
Oh boy, is this great!
*returns to semi-normal status of Katy, handing beer to random freshmen*
I'm really more of a Bluto fan. and you channel a zit. get it?
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They needed the dues. Here, have a beer, freshman.
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Congrats on jumping the gun and being the first annoying fucko of the season even before the Stros have played a game. Now shut the fuck up and go away.
Thanks for the congrats. And that's Mr. Fucko to you, you walking pile of congealed JimRissom (nttawwt).
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What is Spack's record on Opening Day?
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What is Spack's record on Opening Day?
Multiple Spleen-outs.
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JimR, you are the filter. You are one mean-old Billy Goat Gruff and you're welcome to cross the bridge toll-free on your way to the pasture.
heard all about you yesterday. i never called you by the way. you can fuck off now and go away or get Spacked. your choice.
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heard all about you yesterday. i never called you by the way. you can fuck off now and go away or get Spacked. your choice.
I think we need a good early season spackling.
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heard all about you yesterday. i never called you by the way. you can fuck off now and go away or get Spacked. your choice.
Dear Mr. Spack,
You did call me a number of years back. Again, this is the second handle I have had at SNS/ orangewhoopass /astrosconnection. The first was “headhunter”-- you called me back in 2005 (or thereabouts) when I banished to Cleveland, Ohio. You said that some high school kids had been posting flames on the board and you wanted to make sure that I wasn’t some teenage jackass looking for trouble. We spoke about Texas, the Astros and some other such stuff until you felt satisfied that I was a right-thinking Astros fan.
As I stated before, I changed my handle because I forgot my password and didn’t want people to think I was involved with the new headhunter segment.
Regardless, I’m a little surprised by the intensity of your reaction to my posts. It seems stronger than the hazing that you generally pile on clarks.
I appreciate and respect the various iterations of SNS and enjoy the columns, game previews and recaps. Apparently my attempts at humor have gone beyond what you think is appropriate. Consider me chastened and contrite. But I hope you understand my confusion on a board where “go fuck yourself” is a more common greeting than “good morning.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that. So go fuck yourself or good morning or whatever you think best.
But as to my spleen…obviously it’s something I can live without.
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Regardless, I’m a little surprised by the intensity of your reaction to my posts. It seems stronger than the hazing that you generally pile on clarks.
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But as to my spleen…obviously it’s something I can live without.
I was originally surprised at the intensity of your clarkness. Now I'm just surprised you still have your spleen.
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Dear Mr. Spack,
You did call me a number of years back. Again, this is the second handle I have had at SNS/ orangewhoopass /astrosconnection. The first was “headhunter”-- you called me back in 2005 (or thereabouts) when I banished to Cleveland, Ohio. You said that some high school kids had been posting flames on the board and you wanted to make sure that I wasn’t some teenage jackass looking for trouble. We spoke about Texas, the Astros and some other such stuff until you felt satisfied that I was a right-thinking Astros fan.
As I stated before, I changed my handle because I forgot my password and didn’t want people to think I was involved with the new headhunter segment.
Regardless, I’m a little surprised by the intensity of your reaction to my posts. It seems stronger than the hazing that you generally pile on clarks.
I appreciate and respect the various iterations of SNS and enjoy the columns, game previews and recaps. Apparently my attempts at humor have gone beyond what you think is appropriate. Consider me chastened and contrite. But I hope you understand my confusion on a board where “go fuck yourself” is a more common greeting than “good morning.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that. So go fuck yourself or good morning or whatever you think best.
But as to my spleen…obviously it’s something I can live without.
Actually, your recollection for facts is a bit off, lemme help you out:
1. No one "called you".
2. Spack doesn't call nor speak to anyone, including me... he does what he wants to do and if he feels like explaining it, he will and if he doesn't, he won't.
3. Spack doesn't care about you or me or anyone else, he'd just a soon shut this place down and turn it into a basket weaving forum.
4. I pm'ed you that you were trying too hard to make an impression on the TZ and you "reminded" everyone of those blowhard teenage know-it-all snobs who left with their tails between their legs soon thereafter.
5. I advised you to stop trying so hard to be funnier, smarter, better looking (okay, the last part isn't too hard to do, skip that) than anybody else, instead, read more, post less and if you're going to post, contribute, not decide to take on the entire freaking board unless you're sure you want the fight.
6. You told me "thanks but I'll do things my way" in so many words and that was the end of the "help" I was trying to provide you as an Admin. I can only scream "CLIFF" so loud before you drive yourself right over it.
7. You were never banned.
So now that we have that all straightened out, welcome back and watch out for Spack... just like all the rest of us do. Some never learn though, so there is that.
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Actually, your recollection for facts is a bit off, lemme help you out:
1. No one "called you".
2. Spack doesn't call nor speak to anyone, including me... he does what he wants to do and if he feels like explaining it, he will and if he doesn't, he won't.
3. Spack doesn't care about you or me or anyone else, he'd just a soon shut this place down and turn it into a basket weaving forum.
4. I pm'ed you that you were trying too hard to make an impression on the TZ and you "reminded" everyone of those blowhard teenage know-it-all snobs who left with their tails between their legs soon thereafter.
5. I advised you to stop trying so hard to be funnier, smarter, better looking (okay, the last part isn't too hard to do, skip that) than anybody else, instead, read more, post less and if you're going to post, contribute, not decide to take on the entire freaking board unless you're sure you want the fight.
6. You told me "thanks but I'll do things my way" in so many words and that was the end of the "help" I was trying to provide you as an Admin. I can only scream "CLIFF" so loud before you drive yourself right over it.
7. You were never banned.
So now that we have that all straightened out, welcome back and watch out for Spack... just like all the rest of us do. Some never learn though, so there is that.
Noe,
Thanks for clearing things up. I don’t remember the pm but I do remember speaking on the phone with a Mr. Jim Raup, attorney at law. Not disputing your version of the facts—I’m sure you possess the superior activity log—mine is occasionally infected with the tequila and bourbon viruses. And I agree that I was never banned. I was actually living in Ohio, which is far crueler than being banned from an internet chat board, even one as fine as SNS. And thanks for the welcome back, though I’ve gotten friendlier ones in county.
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Noe,
Thanks for clearing things up. I don’t remember the pm but I do remember speaking on the phone with a Mr. Jim Raup, attorney at law.
you are a lying MF.
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Noe,
Thanks for clearing things up. I don’t remember the pm but I do remember speaking on the phone with a Mr. Jim Raup, attorney at law. Not disputing your version of the facts—I’m sure you possess the superior activity log—mine is occasionally infected with the tequila and bourbon viruses. And I agree that I was never banned. I was actually living in Ohio, which is far crueler than being banned from an internet chat board, even one as fine as SNS. And thanks for the welcome back, though I’ve gotten friendlier ones in county.
Reality (http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129145746821069568.jpg).
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Noe,
Thanks for clearing things up. I don’t remember the pm but I do remember speaking on the phone with a Mr. Jim Raup, attorney at law. Not disputing your version of the facts—I’m sure you possess the superior activity log—mine is occasionally infected with the tequila and bourbon viruses. And I agree that I was never banned. I was actually living in Ohio, which is far crueler than being banned from an internet chat board, even one as fine as SNS. And thanks for the welcome back, though I’ve gotten friendlier ones in county.
I think it would be wise to stop the fabrication at this point and time. What I told you is the truth about anything this site (and it's representatives) have done in communication efforts with you and nothing else need apply. Just saying, but you're treading down the wrong path here.
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Something thermonuclear sounds good about now.
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Poor Fredia's thread has taken such a bizarre turn.
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that's a first for one of her threads.
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that's a first for one of her threads.
yeah, they usually start out bizarre.
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"Fredia", "bizarre" and "thread" somehow all work well in a sentence.
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yeah, they usually start out bizarre.
This one started out bizarre too.
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This one started out bizarre too.
Not really. She supplied what she thought was a helpful suggestion. Somehow we've evolved into Coach calling random forum posters to ensure their authenticity as competent adult Astros fans.
I'll be back, gotta grab this phone call...
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Why are people feeding the troll.
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Do you remember talking to me on the phone?
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Hey, I just realized: Biz and Mr. Happy are both "Popes". Congratulations, that should look good on the resume!
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Why are people feeding the troll.
Just having a little fun down at the end of the Void. But now that it is over, we should just stop it and talk baseball in this forum.
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Thanks Noe. I attribute all my success to not knowing when to quit.
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But as to my spleen…obviously it’s something I can live without.
LIES!
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Here Come the Popes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ava9nyQk7v0)
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But now that it is over, we should just stop it and talk baseball in this forum.
Aw, maaaaan...
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Hey, I just realized: Biz and Mr. Happy are both "Popes". Congratulations, that should look good on the resume!
I've got so much baggage Noe that it probably will make little difference. OTOH, given my knowledge of papal history (I'm an amateur popes and papacy historian, occasionally giving lectures on that history), I'd fit right in with several past popes, John XII being a great example.
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I've got so much baggage Noe that it probably will make little difference. OTOH, given my knowledge of papal history (I'm an amateur popes and papacy historian, occasionally giving lectures on that history), I'd fit right in with several past popes, John XII being a great example.
if anyone mentions Neil Armsrong's walk on the moon, Mr. Happy will say he's done it twice.
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if anyone mentions Neil Armsrong's walk on the moon, Mr. Happy will say he's done it twice.
But doesn't remember any of it. He doesn't like to talk about it, but truth be told, Mr. Happy used to be a bit of a drinker.
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if anyone mentions Neil Armsrong's walk on the moon, Mr. Happy will say he's done it twice.
No, no, no... he was running the crew that faked it!
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if anyone mentions Neil Armsrong's walk on the moon, Mr. Happy will say he's done it twice.
Touche' Coach! Incidentally, John XII, who was elected at age 18, was a major sex deviant who literally turned the Lateran Palace into a brothel. One historian termed his reign as the "pornocracy." Rumor has it that he died at 27 while having sex, although it also could be that he was murdered by the jealous husband of his sex partner at the time.
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But doesn't remember any of it. He doesn't like to talk about it, but truth be told, Mr. Happy used to be a bit of a drinker.
Biz, your memory is quite good, although when I got drunk, which was often, I just had to have those drugs too that almost killed me twice. Thank God that is over, at least for today and has been now for awhile.