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General Discussion => Talk Zone => Topic started by: Dobro on August 16, 2007, 07:36:54 pm
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Hot dogs, baseball, apple pie, and Chevrolets.
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Hot dogs
I knew you loved weiners.
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Hot dogs, baseball, apple pie, and Chevrolets.
as long as they are all found at astros baseball games you are in business
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Hot dogs, baseball, apple pie, and Brad Lidge.
FIFY
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And me, of course
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Not to pick nits, but isn't the order baseball, then hot dogs? After hearing that freaking commercial about 27,000 times this year I think it's etched in my brain.
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Not to pick nits, but isn't the order baseball, then hot dogs? After hearing that freaking commercial about 27,000 times this year I think it's etched in my brain.
yeah, but at the very end, "blah blah blah fields" WHAT?
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=_rYXmWY9HY4
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=_rYXmWY9HY4
Thanks, dont think Chevy is particularly American, dont hear greed and dickless fucktards anywhere in the jingle, but still cant catch what theyre saying at the end "mumbled something fields".
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Thanks, dont think Chevy is particularly American, dont hear greed and dickless fucktards anywhere in the jingle, but still cant catch what theyre saying at the end "mumbled something fields".
That video is why the terrorist hate us.... that and Toby Keith.
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That video is why the terrorist hate us.... that and Toby Keith.
I got news for you pal, they hate us regardless of those things. They're just a convenient excuse
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I love two-out rallies
Long tall sallies
Comeback wins
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and twins
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Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, sunrises, chinese noodles, and crap like that.
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I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving trains, and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, sunday school in may,
And hay
I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends, birds in the world, and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass
I love honest open smiles, kisses from a child, tomatoes on the vine, and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when its good, and life
And I love you too
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I love the small of a woman's back.
And boobs. Big boobs.
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myself.
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I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving trains, and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, sunday school in may,
And hay
I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends, birds in the world, and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass
I love honest open smiles, kisses from a child, tomatoes on the vine, and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when its good, and life
And I love you too
If you're gonna quote the great Tom T. Hall, how could you not use this one:
In some of my songs I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer
(he likes beer)
My wife often frowns when were out on the town
And Im wearing a suit and a tie
Shes sipping vermouth and she thinks Im uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by
Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (awww)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love beer
(yes, he likes beer)
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myself.
Your probation officer called... he said doing that so close to the elementary school is a violation of your conditions of probation.
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Your probation officer called... he said doing that so close to the elementary school is a violation of your conditions of probation.
Nah. I just look in the mirror and admire the shine on the top of my head, the one attached to my neck.
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myself.
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
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I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Without Christina Amphlett's sexy voice, that's just weird.
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I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Cabrera survives http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=101970.msg117553#msg117553
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I love Astros wins and Turdinal losses.
Things I would love but have never seen:
Lidge beaning Poohole in the head and then flying to Bristol and whooping John Crook's fat arse.
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Thanks, dont think Chevy is particularly American, dont hear greed and dickless fucktards anywhere in the jingle, but still cant catch what theyre saying at the end "mumbled something fields".
Face painters, satellite radio, endorsement deals, and Chevrolet.
It's good to be back from vacation, tackling major issues again.
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Face painters, satellite radio, endorsement deals, and Chevrolet.
It's good to be back from vacation, tackling major issues again.
"Endorsement deals"! Nothing to do with "fields". Thank you, now I can stop listening.
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The cover of today's Houston Chronicle Health magazine.