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Title: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 06:49:18 pm
Biggio   2B
Lamb   3B
Berkman   1B
Lee   LF
Scott   RF
Pence   CF
Everett   SS
Ausmus   C
Oswalt   P



Winn   CF
Lewis   RF
Kelsko   1B
Bonds   LF
Durham   2B
Molina   C
Feliz   3B
Vizqel   SS
Lincecum P
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:09:27 pm
Winn (5 for 9 in the series) ground out weak to Berkman after 10 pitches
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:11:29 pm
Lewis walks on 5 pitches, most rather far outside
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:12:02 pm
Lurch, who'd you used to be? I recognize the avatar.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:15:29 pm
Roy concerned about speedy Lewis on 1st.  Throws high heat to Klesko to get ahead in the count then works low corners.  6-3 double play on 7 pitches.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:16:39 pm
Lurch, who'd you used to be? I recognize the avatar.

JoshD, but didnt want to be confused with joshuatexas.  Considering moving to another state as well.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:17:14 pm
JoshD, but didnt want to be confused with joshuatexas.  Considering moving to another state as well.

Gotcha
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:17:53 pm
What's this guy's name?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:18:36 pm
Lincecum pitching.  Drink everytime he is compared to Roy this evening.  Bidge quickly down swinging on sinking two seamer.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Holly on May 17, 2007, 07:19:18 pm
Goodness but he's got quite an arsenal.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:20:19 pm
Dude's got him sum stuff.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:20:23 pm
Lamb weakly grounds out to 1st.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:21:30 pm
Berkman not impressed with Cy Lincecum.  Hard liner over short for a single.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:22:42 pm
Lee skys out to Lewis RF, stranding Lance at 1st (at least he doesnt have to walk back to the dugout)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 07:23:03 pm
Nice liner to left from the Vending Machine. Lincecum, the baby-faced assassin. Hopefully this'll turn out to be one of his rookie year off-days.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:23:19 pm
I could see Lance tagging this guy.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Top of 2nd 0-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:25:21 pm
Luke cant figure out why the fans chant his name whenever Bonds comes to bat, but tips his hat nonetheless.

HGH owns Roy, 4 for 4 and 4 walks.  Infield shift, so HGH pops up to 3b Lamb at SS.  (ownership is overrated)

Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:27:01 pm
Ray Durham makes Drayton uncomfortable.  No match for a low and in slider for K #1.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:28:27 pm
Molina.  Weak ground to 1B (another drinking game tonight, as if you need an excuse.)

JD - Roy's command is "less than steller so far"  but willing to throw curve more often early on.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 07:29:27 pm
Molina.  Weak ground to 1B (another drinking game tonight, as if you need an excuse.)

JD - Roy's command is "less than steller so far"  but willing to throw curve more often early on.

35 pitches for 2 innings...not Royish.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Phil_in_CS on May 17, 2007, 07:31:17 pm
radio guy said the cubs blew another 4 run lead in the 9th.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 07:31:43 pm
It's been bugging me since his debut against Cole Hamels, but I finally figured out who Lincecum looks like.

Johnny, the crackhead from The Wire (http://www.hbo.com/thewire/cast/actors/leo_fitzpatrick.shtml) who ran with Bubbles.

ETA: JD says he looks like Ferris Bueller's buddy Cameron.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Bottom of 2nd 0-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:32:14 pm
Scott wonders why the kid that threw out the first pitch tonight is still on the mound.

High strike zone for the kid.  Sweet looping curve.  K on an outside fastball (96)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:33:03 pm
JD said Cameron just as I was gonna type it.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:33:34 pm
Pence!!! trying to extend hitting streak, but Ks on a 98 mph FB high and in (someones been reading OWA)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 07:33:44 pm
It's been bugging me since his debut against Cole Hamels, but I finally figured out who Lincecum looks like.

Johnny, the crackhead from The Wire (http://www.hbo.com/thewire/cast/actors/leo_fitzpatrick.shtml) who ran with Bubbles.

ETA: JD says he looks like Ferris Bueller's buddy Cameron.

Yeah, definitely. That's a great show, btw. Damn, Cameron strikes out Beaker.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: cougar on May 17, 2007, 07:34:11 pm
Hunter looked surprised at the fastball.

Oh wait, that's his normal look.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:35:07 pm
AE is a great defensive SS.  Not so much a power hitter.  Towering fly to HGH.  3 Outs
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Top of 3rd 0-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:36:47 pm
Feliz bloops out to Pence!!! on the first pitch
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 07:36:50 pm
AE is a great defensive SS.  Not so much a power hitter.  Towering fly to HGH.  3 Outs

BTW, Lurch, Thanks for any PBP. Between college and HS baseball games tonight, I hav every little radio or tv options.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:37:37 pm
Vizquel draws Lamb in tight from 3rd (?)

grounds weakly to 1st (Drink)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:39:07 pm
radio guy said the cubs blew another 4 run lead in the 9th.

Dempster gave up 5 in the bottom of the 9th. Eyre tried to stop the bleeding but...
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:39:25 pm
But can Lincecum hit?  Bats LH.  His dad must be proud. He actually has a pretty good swing.  Roy still struggling with control, but lays a nice low fastball in on the outside corner for a K.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Bottom of 3rd 0-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:42:36 pm
Brad down looking on a FB down the middle.  97mph
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:43:41 pm
Roy probably should have just stayed in the on deck circle.  K looking
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 07:45:48 pm
Good Gawd, Damn. Wicked.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:46:05 pm
Bidge is due for an elbow plunking isnt he?

What does it say when so many fastballs down the middle are just watched?  Looking for something offspeed?

K on a looping curve down the middle.  Guess not.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 07:46:56 pm
Roy probably should have just stayed in the on deck circle.  K looking

He has company. Could be a long list tonight.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Top of 4th 0-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:48:55 pm
On pace for a 2 hour game

Roy starts at the top of the lineup.  Winn Ks looking
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:50:31 pm
Lewis is going to be special.

Grounds out to Bidge and has enough speed to at least make it look interesting.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:51:38 pm
Klesko goes 4-0 to walk in front of HGH (wtf)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:53:35 pm
I-thought-it-was-Sunscreen is happy just watching the pitchers dual tonight.  Grounds weekly into the shift to Bidge.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:54:15 pm
Anyone available to take over PBP?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:54:33 pm
As soon as they put a Dick's Sporting Goods here in Tampa, I'm going to burn it down.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Frobie on May 17, 2007, 07:54:57 pm
Dang, what a great pitching battle so far.  As someone who recently replayed the 1968 season in Strat-O-Matic and didn't see what the big fuss was, I wish I was at Minute Maid tonight.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:55:36 pm
As soon as they put a Dick's Sporting Goods here in Tampa, I'm going to burn it down.

I bought Dicks stock a few years back just to say things like "My Dicks way up today"
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07 - Bottom of 4th 0-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:57:00 pm
Lamb Ks on a nasty change low and in
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 07:58:48 pm
Berkman's mear presence scares the first 4 of 5 balls outside
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: cougar on May 17, 2007, 07:59:53 pm
Puma with his cat like quickness!  Scared Bengay into throwing it into right center, too.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 07:59:57 pm
Well, well.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:00:12 pm
Berkman steals 2nd.  Would have made it regardless, but Molinas throw sailed into center.  Berkman to 3rd on error.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:01:12 pm
Carlos Lee with the sacfly to center. 1-0 Astros.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Bottom of 4th 1-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:01:33 pm
Most exciting play in sports, Lee sac fly to CF.  1-0 good guys

Scott grounds weakly to 1st (drink)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Matt on May 17, 2007, 08:01:50 pm
AAAAAHHHH what the fuck is this Dick's shit?!  Fucking dickshit MLB!!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:02:31 pm
Way to manufacture the unearned run. Scoring looks to be scarce.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 08:03:35 pm
I am going to write a letter to the CEO of Dicks and tell him he can suck mine. That's if I don't commit harry carrey before hand.

I didn't think there was any way the Astros would score a run off of this guy. Wow. This is a pitcher's duel for the ages.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:03:41 pm
AAAAAHHHH what the fuck is this Dick's shit?!  Fucking dickshit MLB!!

How could anyone think running the same spot 18 times would make people want to use your services.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:04:01 pm
AAAAAHHHH what the fuck is this Dick's shit?!  Fucking dickshit MLB!!

the mlb slipped it in, after getting fans drunk after the first part of the season
Title: Re: San Francisco @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Holly on May 17, 2007, 08:04:50 pm
What's with the "Arizona Bay @ Astros" ???
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:04:55 pm
Durham with an easy ground out to AE.
Title: Re: San Francisco @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:05:38 pm
What's with the "Arizona Bay @ Astros" ???

Bill Hicks, a legend
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:05:59 pm
Molina drives Scott to the wall, F9
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:06:42 pm
Broken bat ground out to AE ... moving right along
Title: Re: San Francisco @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:07:36 pm
Bill Hicks, a legend


Bingo *via Tool for me*
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:09:26 pm
Farmer Ted vs. Cameron!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:10:36 pm
Pence!!! with an infield hit to Vizquel up the middle.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:10:40 pm
Beaker with the infield hit. 1 on 0 out.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: mihoba on May 17, 2007, 08:11:13 pm
AE has hit two balls hard off the rookie, nothing to show for it.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:11:41 pm
not one of the funnier ones, but good, nonetheless:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=758412715
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:11:51 pm
AE tags another one, but same outcome, line out to CF this time.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:13:27 pm
Brad F7.  Pence!!! unable to move up
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:15:38 pm
Roy looking on K #8 for Cy
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 08:16:25 pm
This kid's a pretty good pitcher, eh?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:18:59 pm
Jennings 3 hits no runs through 5 with Corpus tonight.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Top of 6th 1-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:19:22 pm
Vizquel Ks looking (#4 for Roy)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:20:38 pm
Lincecum Ks looking on 0-2 FB outside
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:21:10 pm
DAMN. No no-no.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:21:26 pm
Exhale.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 08:21:33 pm
Mother fucker. Thanks, Brownie.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:21:42 pm
No no-no as AE has to hold on to a liner up the middle.  Winn to first
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:21:57 pm
Mother fucker. Thanks, Brownie.

Yeah, I think he blew it.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 08:22:08 pm
Dammit.  I swear to god, I wasn't going to come into the GZ until the no hitter was over.  I show up, start reading thru the posts, and BANG.

Dammit, dammit, dammit.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 08:22:52 pm
Yeah, I think he blew it.

What'd Brownie say?

We are still without the moving picture tube until tomorrow.  Things move slowly out in the hills.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:23:28 pm
What'd Brownie say?

We are still without the moving picture tube until tomorrow.  Things move slowly out in the hills.

"That's an interesting pitching line you're looking at."
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 08:24:05 pm
"That's an interesting pitching line you're looking at."

That doesn't count.  You can say that.

You can't say "no hitter."
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:24:57 pm
Lewis also goes up the middle (NTTAWWT).  Hit #2 doesnt get out of the infield
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:25:15 pm
Dammit.  I swear to god, I wasn't going to come into the GZ until the no hitter was over.  I show up, start reading thru the posts, and BANG.

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

I feel the same way.

CRAP!  Two bullshit seeing-eye dribblers now! 
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:26:02 pm
That doesn't count.  You can say that.

You can't say "no hitter."

It felt like he was drawing too much attention to it. JD tried to deflect.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Col. Sphinx Drummond on May 17, 2007, 08:26:14 pm
Dammit.  I swear to god, I wasn't going to come into the GZ until the no hitter was over.  I show up, start reading thru the posts, and BANG.

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

I was doing the same but I'm sure,I had nothing to do with it.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:26:46 pm
Nice to see that big smile on Roy's face on that catch by Scott.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Matt on May 17, 2007, 08:26:51 pm
LUKE SHIT EATING GRIN MOTHERFUCKIN SCOTT!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:27:08 pm
Klesko drives a ball to the gap but LUUUUUUUUUUUUKE dives for the steller catch
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:27:15 pm
Luuuuuuke saved a run there, nicely done
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 08:27:49 pm
"That's an interesting pitching line you're looking at."

It was more like "That's an INNNNTTTTTEEERRRRRREEEEEESSTING pitching line you're looking at."
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Bottom of 6th 1-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:30:29 pm
Lidge guessing FB for strike one, check swing at curve in the dirt for strike two (Lincecum isnt THAT new), ball high away, fouled off a high fb, K swinging at curve in the dirt again.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 08:30:30 pm
It was more like "That's an INNNNTTTTTEEERRRRRREEEEEESSTING pitching line you're looking at."

I get it.

I don't think that counts. 

I don't remember who it was, but in the 80s, some PBP guy would let the fans at home know about the no-hitter going on by saying "middle column" as they went to commercial.  I wish I could remember who that was.

You just can't Chip Caray it and blab on about the no hitter.  Dipshit.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:31:35 pm
Lamb grounds weakly to 1st (drink)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 08:31:52 pm
It was more like "That's an INNNNTTTTTEEERRRRRREEEEEESSTING pitching line you're looking at."

Exactly. Shut the fuck up, Brownie. I mean, I love you as a broadcaster and everything. But please.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 08:32:04 pm
Luuuuuuke saved a run there, nicely done

and it still won't be a Web Gem.

Of course, Joe Crede bends over to tie his shoe and makes Top Plays....
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:32:55 pm
Dang that 5.2 ERA on the Strangers is sure to be more potent against the good guys than Lincecum's filthy stuff, right?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Phil_in_CS on May 17, 2007, 08:33:36 pm
radio guys say jennings had a good rehab start. went 6 innings,
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:33:42 pm
Berkman K swinging (#10 for Cy) on a hanging curve
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 08:33:53 pm
and it still won't be a Web Gem.

Of course, Joe Crede bends over to tie his shoe and makes Top Plays....

It'll be interesting to see if Roy gets any love for the effort tonight.  Hamels took it one out further last night and they treated it like Don Larsen.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Matt on May 17, 2007, 08:34:29 pm
Would you punch a little girl steM fan in the face?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:35:00 pm
It'll be interesting to see if Roy gets any love for the effort tonight.  Hamels took it one out further last night and they treated it like Don Larsen.

It will be all about the Kid.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 08:35:07 pm
Only recognition he'll get is for being the guy on the mound throwing baseballs to Barroid.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:35:13 pm
Shhhh. everybody quiet. roy's hunting rabbits. or was.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 08:35:43 pm
It will be all about the Kid.

Yup.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:36:28 pm
Is all that tape on Steroid Maximus' bat LEGAL?  It looks like he's swinging a mummy out there...
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:37:42 pm
Fuck, yes, muthafucker. Take that shit and shove it, Barry.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:37:52 pm
Oh HELL YEAH!!!

Shut up and sit down, asshat!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:37:57 pm
Bonds says hi to Evander Holyfield behind home.   Compare track marks.

HGH K's looking and has plenty to say about it to home plate ump


Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:38:15 pm
Shut that piehole and sit down, motherfucker!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 08:38:29 pm
"fucking outside" whines HGH.

sit down and shut the fuck up.

anybody else gets run for that.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:39:31 pm
AE vacuums up a Frandsen (replaced Durham) grounder
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Frobie on May 17, 2007, 08:39:54 pm
It'll be interesting to see if Roy gets any love for the effort tonight.  Hamels took it one out further last night and they treated it like Don Larsen.

This is not at all directed at LonghornLCDR but it is my distinct impression that Houstonians and Astros fans in particular spend far too much time worrying about what people in NY and Boston think about us.

Who gives a shit about whether the Astros are picked to win the division or if Roy O is one of the top 5 pitchers in MLB?

Relax, have a homebrew.  It's Texas.   :)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 08:40:14 pm
He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillah!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:40:28 pm
Molina places one between Berkman and Scott.  Single
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:40:33 pm
This is not at all directed at LonghornLCDR but it is my distinct impression that Houstonians and Astros fans in particular spend far too much time worrying about what people in NY and Boston think about us.

Who gives a shit about whether the Astros are picked to win the division or if Roy O is one of the top 5 pitchers in MLB?

Relax, have a homebrew.  It's Texas.   :)

I agree. 100 PERCENT.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:41:16 pm
Feliz does the same to center.  The trick on Roy is not to hit it solid enough to reach an outfielder.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:42:29 pm
Roy at 105 pitches

Vizquel grounds out to 1st (drink)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 08:43:00 pm
Whew.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:43:14 pm
Roy at 105 pitches

Vizquel grounds out to 1st (drink)

If I wasn't already drunk, I'd be really drunk.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:44:15 pm
Roy at 105 pitches

Vizquel grounds out to 1st (drink)

Makes a quick 8th even more important.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Bottom of 7th 1-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:45:14 pm
Lee pops out to Molina, 3rd base side, on first pitch
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:47:18 pm
Lincecum has lost nothing as the game has progressed.  93 pitches

Luke F9 to deep right center.  Looked good off the bat



Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:48:21 pm
Pence!!! first pitch hacking a grounder to Vizquel.  Move on to the 8th 1-0 good guys.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:50:34 pm
Oh man.  Too early to take Roy out.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 08:53:17 pm
The crowd is doing the fucking wave. What a bunch of retards. WATCH THE FUCKING GAME.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:54:09 pm
The crowd is doing the fucking wave. What a bunch of retards. WATCH THE FUCKING GAME.

too much television (insert ironic comment here ____)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Top of 8th 1-0
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:54:42 pm
Roy is pulled for reverT

Roy
7 innings, 4 Hits, 2BB, 6K

Sweeny Todd in for Lincecum (whew) pops out to Berkman (have a glass of water)

Someone in the crowd wasnt entertained enough, so the wave is started.  Fuckers.





Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:55:53 pm
Winn apparently is a switch hitter.  Pulls one off his shoelaces for a bloop single in front of Lee.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 08:57:55 pm
fuckthatshitsideways. Damn it.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 08:58:03 pm
omg. shoulda been a double play.  Roy loses the W. Dammit.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 08:58:05 pm
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 08:58:19 pm
That is just five kinds of fucked up.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:58:27 pm
I hope Roy was in the shower already.  Son of a bitch.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 08:58:38 pm
Lewis grounds to Lamb who throws it away to RF.  Luke throws on target to Lamb who fails to catch it, allowing Winn to score.  Fuck. E5 E9.  Lewis to 2nd.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 08:59:39 pm
What the hell?  When you're feeling this good, why not plunk him?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:00:12 pm
Anyone know the best way to get vomit out of a keyboard.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:00:19 pm
Klesko makes Bidge stretch but is thown out by a step.  Lewis to 3rd.  HGH IBB.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 09:00:31 pm
I left the room and this game was going nicely. 

I just walked back in and see 1-1 on my computer. 

Someone wanna tell me what the FUCK is going on ???
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:00:36 pm
What the hell?  When you're feeling this good, why not plunk him?

The Astros' designated plunker pitches for the Jakes now.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 09:01:03 pm
Good think Lamb and Luke are in there for their bats.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:01:23 pm
Someone wanna tell me what the FUCK is going on ???

Can I do you a favor? You don't want to know.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:01:23 pm
I left the room and this game was going nicely. 

I just walked back in and see 1-1 on my computer. 

Someone wanna tell me what the FUCK is going on ???
Clank happened
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:02:08 pm
Here ya go Alkie----

Lewis grounds to Lamb who throws it away to RF.  Luke throws on target to Lamb who fails to catch it, allowing Winn to score.  Fuck. E5 E9.  Lewis to 2nd.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:02:49 pm
Anyone know the best way to get vomit out of a keyboard.

I would go over to a Cubs board and ask them. I would guess their expertise is unparallelled.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:03:15 pm
Lane in RF batting 9th, Qualls on the mound.  1 pitch F8

Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 09:03:15 pm
I left the room and this game was going nicely. 

I just walked back in and see 1-1 on my computer. 

Someone wanna tell me what the FUCK is going on ???

Lamb threw the double play ball to Luke, who tried to throw that ball back to Lamb, but bounced it passed Lamb (who had a fair chance to stop it) so the the runner who started from first towards a certain inning ending double play, scored.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 09:03:24 pm
why is that an error on Luke?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 09:03:37 pm
the good news: it's only tied and cameron is done
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 09:04:33 pm
why is that an error on Luke?

He bounced it.

I agree with you, though, Lamb let it get by him. The error should be on him.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:04:44 pm
why is that an error on Luke?

SHould not be.  That will probably be changed.  It was on the money
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Alkie on May 17, 2007, 09:04:48 pm
I am actually sitting here, maw agape.

I can't tell if I wish I had seen it or if I am glad I didn't.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:04:57 pm
why is that an error on Luke?

Because he should know better than to throw the ball to Mike Lamb when there is a runner in the vicinity that could distract him.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:05:29 pm
I am actually sitting here, maw agape.

I can't tell if I wish I had seen it or if I am glad I didn't.

Sure (or not) doubleplay
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:05:39 pm
Bright spot is that Revert was solid once again.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 09:05:50 pm
I can't tell if I wish I had seen it or if I am glad I didn't.

The latter.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Bottom of 8th 1-1
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:06:23 pm
AE wastes no time, FHGH first pitch
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:07:22 pm
Bright spot is that Revert was solid once again.

Of course he was. He did his job like he always does. Remind me, who was the genius who wanted to outright release him the other day? Cause, ya know, he sucks and everything?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 09:08:15 pm
Yeah, that play was mucho ugly after such damn good pitching from Roy. Every pitch/play is so much more crucial in a 1-0 game. At least that one only resulted in only one run and not more.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:08:30 pm
Ausmus looks ugly swinging K on slider down away
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:09:55 pm
Of course he was. He did his job like he always does. Remind me, who was the genius who wanted to outright release him the other day? Cause, ya know, he sucks and everything?

It wasn't because he sucked, the idiot said he had no role on the team.  Y'know he has hardly pitched any innings.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:11:08 pm
Lane gets his chance to show he should get more playing time...

Ks swinging on high outside fastball

...will not waste money on new cleats
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:13:04 pm
It wasn't because he sucked, the idiot said he had no role on the team.  Y'know he has hardly pitched any innings.

So it was. That's even better.

Anything good on TV over at the Doe household?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; top of 9th 1-1
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:13:13 pm
Qualls to Molina.  Pence!!! does the two step on his way to a lazy fly out.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:14:22 pm
Feliz wastes his time running on a grounder to AE off a nice sinker from Qualls.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:15:20 pm
Vizquel gives Bidge some work.  Good work again Qualls
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:15:32 pm
So it was. That's even better.

Anything good on TV over at the Doe household?

The Astros.  Husband not home. 
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:15:59 pm
Any chance  Loretta hits for Biggio?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 09:16:10 pm
Well... Lamb's gonna get a shot to make amends here. This is a good case study to see if his offensive contributions do indeed outweigh his defensive liabilities.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 09:16:41 pm
Ok boys, saddle up a run here.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:17:15 pm
You know, it almost annoys me that that goddam Dicks commercial isn't running anymore. I mean, if you monkeys are going to show the thing every half inning for six innings, why not just keep it up for consistency's sake? It just makes their airing the commercial all the more maddening.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 09:17:45 pm
Qualls set for yet another win?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 09:18:09 pm
Everybody is biting on that slider away.  It must be pretty nasty.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:20:04 pm
Sombrero for Bidge.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Bottom of 9th 1-1
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:20:29 pm
Houston with only 2 hits.

Bidge sees nothing but sliders down and away for the first 5 pitches.  After a high inside FB fouled away, and a low outside fb taken for ball 3, he swings hard at ball 4 high.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:21:10 pm
Sombrero for Bidge.

Platinum? Golden?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:21:36 pm
Golden
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:22:36 pm
Lamb (or goat?) Ks swinging weakly on a low away fb
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 09:23:33 pm
Come on, El Caballo.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 09:24:40 pm
A bloop double would work.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:25:00 pm
Berkman walked on 5 pitches.  Hennessy wanted nothing to do with him.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:25:44 pm
Lee with a nice easy swing takes the pitch right back up the middle.  Berkman no chance to advance to 3rd.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 09:26:08 pm
Time for some goodness from OP...
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:26:25 pm
Let's go Opie.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:26:44 pm
I sort of wish they'd tried to steal Lance again. That might have changed the way the outfield was aligned, for one thing.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:26:53 pm
Opie sporting a heafty .167 is apparently due.

Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 09:27:48 pm
Opie sporting a heafty .167 is apparently due.


Yeah, he hasn't had much to be happy about yet.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:28:48 pm
Opie chokes up about a foot on the bat.  Seriously, cant these guys get bats made for them?

Sure you missed seeing Roy get win #7, but hey FREE BASEBALL (oh, and the wave)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 09:28:57 pm
...and the sadness continues for OP.  And Bruntlett.  Although I'm sure Burke would've popped up.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:29:35 pm
I had a good feeling about that matchup. I was down with OP.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 09:29:43 pm
Platinum? Golden?

If he'd had a Platinum, we likely still wouldn't be here.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ron Brand on May 17, 2007, 09:30:51 pm
Please don't show any more closeups of Evander's right ear.  Please.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: otterjb on May 17, 2007, 09:31:41 pm
I had a good feeling about that matchup. I was down with OP.

Nice. 'zila!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:32:34 pm
Wheels to Aurilia (replacing Sweeny).  Bidge takes care of the first out with a weak grounder to his left
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:34:25 pm
Winn a good candidate for rittelin.  His stance makes ME tired.  Bidge takes care of a two bouncer.

Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 09:35:32 pm
 
I had a good feeling about that matchup. I was down with OP.


imagine what they're saying about Garner over at the Retard Bingo Palace. Phil can't take a dump without idjit second-guessing.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:36:23 pm
Lewis enjoyed watching Wheeler pitch.  K
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 09:36:38 pm
Who's hitting in the 9 hole? (i.e., who came in on the double switch that got Qualls in the game?)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 09:37:14 pm
Lane
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:38:05 pm
imagine what they're saying about Garner over at the Retard Bingo Palace. Phil can't take a dump without idjit second-guessing.

Somebody probably called him a 'dummy' and promptly got banned for their inappropriate language.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Bottom of 10th 1-1
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:39:24 pm
Correia on the mound.  Needs a haircut

Pence!!!  with a Groundout!!! to 2nd.

Stros have Kd 14 times tonight.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Matt on May 17, 2007, 09:39:59 pm
 

imagine what they're saying about Garner over at the Retard Bingo Palace. Phil can't take a dump without idjit second-guessing.

Astrosdaily?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:40:20 pm
AE is at least hitting the ball.  F8
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:40:53 pm
Astrosdaily?
doesnt have a forum
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 09:40:56 pm
Lane

Oh, right. That was a terrible at bat.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 09:41:44 pm
doesnt have a forum

So what place is the retarded bingo whatever?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:42:05 pm
Brad hit it sharply, but right to Aurilia at 2nd.  I believe JD said the Giants relievers are the least used in MLB.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:43:15 pm
So what place is the retarded bingo whatever?
ezboard (which should have been a good clue to the quality there)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:44:42 pm
Somebody probably called him a 'dummy' and promptly got banned for their inappropriate language.

Ok, took a peek,  they are using words like:    ".....not" , "psyche", and "Yo mama!"  That is inappropriate language to my ears.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:44:50 pm
Wheels to Klesko who pops out to the screen behind home plate.  Fans awake to Boo.  And sit down politely again.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Matt on May 17, 2007, 09:44:51 pm
ezboard (which should have been a good clue to the quality there)
Linked from Astrosdaily.  Same crap.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 09:45:10 pm
JD throwing some smack at Barry.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 09:47:33 pm
terrible call by the home plate ump
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:47:44 pm
Thought-it-was-Vagisil takes a charity ball for a walk.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:51:01 pm
terrible call by the home plate ump

Nah, ball 4 to Frankenbarry was way high.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:51:10 pm
Dan Ortmeier just called up from AAA.  They dont see Wheeler-type stuff in Fresno.  He'll be sure to tell them about it next week.  K's swinging on splitter low and away
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:53:03 pm
Molina not close to touching Wheels.  K swinging
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:54:00 pm
Does Wheels have an entry song yet?  Not that I'm lobbying for one.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:55:22 pm
Nah, ball 4 to Frankenbarry was way high.

Not on my Tivo (which rarely modifies pitches anymore).  Looping curve dropped in belt high.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 09:56:13 pm
Does Wheels have an entry song yet?  Not that I'm lobbying for one.

please not "wheels in the sky"
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:56:23 pm
Does Wheels have an entry song yet?  Not that I'm lobbying for one.

Proud Mary
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 09:57:58 pm
please not "wheels in the sky"

What a post for #3000.

Congrats, ETA.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:58:17 pm
Lane makes Chulk work to a full count before an F8 to Winn.  Hitting .197
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:58:50 pm
Not on my Tivo (which rarely modifies pitches anymore).  Looping curve dropped in belt high.

I saw it only the once, but it looked like the catcher caught it belt high meaning it was high as it went through the zone. I didn't have a problem with the call.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 09:58:51 pm
What a post for #3000.

Crap....that sucked. Wasn't paying attention.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 09:59:26 pm
Bidge takes a fb down and away (go figure) right back out to the pitcher.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 09:59:44 pm
Bidge avoids the Platinum.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 09:59:50 pm
Crap....that sucked. Wasn't paying attention.

What a post for #3001.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 09:59:52 pm
Hitting .197

Not anymore.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: MRaup on May 17, 2007, 10:00:02 pm
This may be the worst overall crew I've seen since the Angel Hernandez All Stars.

Diaz couldn't find the outside corner or bottom of the zone for the first 7, now he's calling anything within 6 inches.


And remember when Jason Lane did stuff other than hit high pop ups? Me either.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 10:00:20 pm
Make it right, Clam.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:01:02 pm
Lamb F8 deep to the bullpen.  Stros 3 up 3 down in 7 of 11 innings.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 10:02:35 pm
Fuck, "almost right" doesn't count.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 10:03:18 pm
Wait, did Brownie say "Lidge" and "applause?"
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07; Top of 12th 1-1
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:03:28 pm
Lucas taking no chances with tonight's tie.  Even the color blind complained.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:05:09 pm
Lidge in to get some work.  I'm looking forward to this.  5th in the lineup, do up 3rd in the bottom of the inning.

Feliz pokes one past Bidge for a single.  First hit for Giants since the 8th
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: mihoba on May 17, 2007, 10:05:54 pm
Good job ETA, Deep East Texas is well represented here. 6,000+ posts of pure bullshit.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 10:07:11 pm
What a post for #3001.

I have spent the year of 2007, so far, celebrating my youngest son's 6th birthday, my middle son's 12th birthday, being booted from the house we lived in for the last 5 years because the family asked us to take care of it, by the family that asked us to take care of it, being forced by the judge to make us still take care of it even though we can't live there, being sued a few times for taking care of the family estate even though we have to take care of the family estate without getting paid for it and we don't want to take care of the family estate, having my oldest son arrested...twice...but celebrating his new job and school accomplishments....and I can't watch the Astros much anymore....

Screw post 3001.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 10:07:21 pm
Good job ETA, Deep East Texas is well represented here. 6,000+ posts of pure bullshit.

At least it is PURE Texas BS.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:07:30 pm
As a Texan courtesy, the Rangers have decided to play extras as well.  No advantage for them tomorrow.

Vizquel Sac Bunt.  Lidge to Bidge.  Feliz to second
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:09:09 pm
Aurilia broken bat ground out to Bidge.  Feliz to 3rd.

JD points out Brad is falling off on his slider again (bad sign)
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 10:09:54 pm
I have spent the year of 2007, so far, celebrating my youngest son's 6th birthday, my middle son's 12th birthday, being booted from the house we lived in for the last 5 years because the family asked us to take care of it, by the family that asked us to take care of it, being forced by the judge to make us still take care of it even though we can't live there, being sued a few times for taking care of the family estate even though we have to take care of the family estate without getting paid for it and we don't want to take care of the family estate, having my oldest son arrested...twice...but celebrating his new job and school accomplishments....and I can't watch the Astros much anymore....

Other than that, not much going on.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: austro on May 17, 2007, 10:10:13 pm
This is dangerous. Winn scares me right now.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 10:11:02 pm
Other than that, not much going on.

well, the oldest wrecked my truck, too.

That may have hurt the most.

Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 10:13:58 pm
This is dangerous. Winn scares me right now.


How did you predict that?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Curly on May 17, 2007, 10:14:08 pm
Why the F not!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: BatGirl on May 17, 2007, 10:14:09 pm
damn, Damn, DAMN!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:14:15 pm
Pressure situation for Lidge.  Winn hitting .319 and Giants hottest hitter right now.

Full count base hit to 1st.  Ball hit bag, bounced to Bidge who tossed to Lidge, but too late to catch Winn.

Giants take 2-1 lead.




Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 10:14:22 pm
you have gotta be kidding.

LidgeKarma.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 10:14:50 pm
How did you predict that?

Oh... maybe since that's Winn's 8th hit this series.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 10:14:58 pm
Well, that's a new one.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 10:15:01 pm
One of the strangest plays I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: austro on May 17, 2007, 10:15:11 pm
In-fucking-credible.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 10:15:23 pm
Well, fuck the luck.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: MRaup on May 17, 2007, 10:16:32 pm
Lidge beat Winn pure and simple with a full count, eats him up and all he can do is roll one down the line, and Winn gets that lucky bullshit bounce.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: mihoba on May 17, 2007, 10:16:51 pm
'tis okay, time to break out the lumber and win this damn thing. Give Lidge a W.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 10:17:24 pm
That was the most nerve-wracking AB. Lidge got squeezed on that 2-2 pitch to Winn. Shoulda been out of the inning since low balls have been strikes all night.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 10:17:28 pm
well, the oldest wrecked my truck, too.

That may have hurt the most.



I bet. You just don't mess with a man's truck. I hope he at least had permission to be driving it.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:17:41 pm
Cant blame Lidge for that.  Got a ground out after a great Winn at bat, just an unlucky conclusion.

Lewis Ks swinging on a splitter down and away
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 10:17:57 pm
Still wouldn't mind seeing Lamb go to the slaughter for this game. Gameday is already linkng the error replay. Wow. That was bad.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 10:18:00 pm
Lidge beat Winn pure and simple with a full count, eats him up and all he can do is roll one down the line, and Winn gets that lucky bullshit bounce.

Don't matter--John Q. Astros fan will bitch about how Lidge has lost it and should be traded at once for a foul ball.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 10:18:55 pm
This is one of those "game of inches" games.

Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 10:19:06 pm
LIdge did great.  Bidge nearly made the play on Feliz to start the inning.  This close to a 1-2-3 inning.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: MRaup on May 17, 2007, 10:19:26 pm
'tis okay, time to break out the lumber and win this damn thing. Give Lidge a W.

Or take an excuse me swing and hit a weak oppo fly ball to the biggest cocksucker in baseball.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 10:19:34 pm
In fairness, Lidge threw Winn two fastballs that he fouled off that really should have been hit hard. He missed his location with both of them, especially the first. I don't know why Lidge was so reluctant to throw the slider to him. It's usually very effective against lefties.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:20:02 pm
Berkman pops up to HGH on the first pitch. Benitez on the mound
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: mihoba on May 17, 2007, 10:20:18 pm
look how far Lee is off the plate.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: MRaup on May 17, 2007, 10:20:21 pm
LIdge did great.  Bidge nearly made the play on Feliz to start the inning.  This close to a 1-2-3 inning.

A 2nd baseman with range makes that play and its a moot point, too.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: austro on May 17, 2007, 10:20:51 pm
That was the most nerve-wracking AB. Lidge got squeezed on that 2-2 pitch to Winn. Shoulda been out of the inning since low balls have been strikes all night.

Yup, that was confusing. Balls at the ankles have been called strikes tonight, and then that one wasn't.

But seriously, how many times do you see a ball hit a bag over the course of a year? Twice? Three times? And on the critical at-bat in extra innings? That's some serious bad luck. Not quite like having your son wreck your truck, but still not good.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: MRaup on May 17, 2007, 10:21:14 pm
Hey, that looked disgustingly familiar.

Looking K incoming.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:21:27 pm
Lee quickly in the hole 0-2.  K swinging
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Ty in Tampa on May 17, 2007, 10:21:55 pm
That looked WAAAY familiar. This does not bode well.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 10:21:56 pm
That made my heart leap.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: austro on May 17, 2007, 10:22:04 pm
Well, that certainly would have been the most unexpected event of the evening.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: austro on May 17, 2007, 10:22:23 pm
But that wasn't.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 10:22:45 pm
Why PH Ensberg over Loretta?
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Lurch on May 17, 2007, 10:23:08 pm
Iceberg sends the fans home with a breeze.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 10:23:22 pm
deja vu. 
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: chuck on May 17, 2007, 10:23:30 pm
Why PH Ensberg over Loretta?

Power. Or, "power."
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: BatGirl on May 17, 2007, 10:23:39 pm
Why PH Ensberg over Loretta?

tell it, sister!
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: JaneDoe on May 17, 2007, 10:23:54 pm
Iceberg sends the fans home with a breeze.

Free air-conditioning.  That's what the extra "power" was for.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: MRaup on May 17, 2007, 10:23:58 pm
Why PH Ensberg over Loretta?

Because Ensberg has a .0005 chance to hit a home run, while Loretta has a .00005 chance.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 10:23:59 pm
Why PH Ensberg over Loretta?

Garner had a hunch?

j/k

I would like a good answer to this.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: LonghornCDR on May 17, 2007, 10:24:12 pm
Why PH Ensberg over Loretta?
me too
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: remy on May 17, 2007, 10:24:44 pm
I think the BBG's were drunk tonight.  Weird game.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Curly on May 17, 2007, 10:25:26 pm
look how far Lee is off the plate.
I noticed that too, thought that was really strange.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: EasTexAstro on May 17, 2007, 10:25:42 pm
I think the BBG's were drunk tonight.  Weird game.

a series won. Last game hurt, but....


ok it hurt.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: pots on May 17, 2007, 10:26:25 pm
Just a few feet from 2 game tying homeruns. I think Ensberg needs a live chicken.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: austro on May 17, 2007, 10:26:34 pm
Why PH Ensberg over Loretta?

Like Mark said, you're not going to get two or three hits in the inning. Your only real hope is to accidentally hit one out. Even as bad as he is right now, Ensberg is more likely to hit one out than Loretta.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: mihoba on May 17, 2007, 10:26:45 pm
Garner had a hunch?

j/k

I would like a good answer to this.

Mo had a double off Armando and a strikeout. Now he has two. Strikeouts. 1-3 career.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: The Spleen on May 17, 2007, 10:27:19 pm
Why PH Ensberg over Loretta?

Hoping to get lucky with a HR?
The odds of the offense stringing together several hits in its current state are painfully low.
Fluky bad hops or no, I don't know if they could score again even if this thing went 20.
Lots of folks heading back into slumps or starting brand new ones the last couple of nights...
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: matadorph on May 17, 2007, 10:28:06 pm
Ensberg vs Benitez: 2 AB 1 H 1 double
Loretta vs Benitez 11 AB 3 H  all singles
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: austro on May 17, 2007, 10:28:53 pm
a series won. Last game hurt, but....


ok it hurt.

Yeah, 2 out of 3 against the Giants is a good deal for the 'Stros, considering the way the Giants have manhandled them the last few years. Getting the win against Lowry yesterday was big.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: Bench on May 17, 2007, 10:29:42 pm
Just a few feet from 2 game tying homeruns. I think Ensberg needs a live chicken.

I don't think "a few feet" is a reasonable description. They really weren't that close.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: pots on May 17, 2007, 10:31:11 pm
I don't think "a few feet" is a reasonable description. They really weren't that close.

Where it crossed the pole is within 10 feet. Where it landed was much farther left.
Title: Re: Arizona Bay @ Astros - 5/17/07
Post by: pots on May 17, 2007, 10:36:02 pm
The Cincy one wasn't as close, but still an exciting foul ball. Between this shot, the cincy shot and the line shot to the left fielder in the bases loaded Pittsburgh game, Ensberg has supplied some serious half second late game excitement.  That and a nichel gets you five cents and 3 losses.  Oh well.