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Caption contest
« on: January 29, 2007, 05:44:50 pm »
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2007, 06:07:23 pm »
This: pitcher's mound.  This: strike zone.  This: Smack on Head.
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2007, 06:19:49 pm »
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2007, 06:21:32 pm »
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That's exactly what I've been on about.  That ball still hasn't landed!
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2007, 06:26:03 pm »
"There he is, Brad--that's Dobro. Why does he hate you so?"
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2007, 06:39:36 pm »
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"There he is, Brad--that's Dobro. Why does he hate you so?"



This one made me laugh out loud.
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2007, 06:50:54 pm »
"you go down there... and when they get done with you, there won't be nothin' left but a greasy spot. You go down there if you got the nerve."
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2007, 06:53:57 pm »
"I've already fed you.  The rest is for those giraffe's over there."
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2007, 07:01:34 pm »
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2007, 07:15:51 pm »
"You know Brad, in my day a catcher was not very good looking like that Ausmus fella... he shore got a pretty mouth.  Nope, they were all ugly as sin... and we liked it that way.  Ugly and mean and some of them could hit.  But man, that Brad Aumsus guy... he shore is a handsome man... that's for darn sure.  Brad, how do you feel about your catcher wearing a gladiator outfit?"

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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2007, 10:43:38 am »
And when you are done waxing my car, go overthere and shell my sunflower seeds for me.
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2007, 12:43:53 pm »
"Leave it a little up and POW!!!, bad things happen.  You gotta trust your stuff there, Brad, and work on that nasty 12 to 6 slider of yours..."
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2007, 12:49:35 pm »
another one, The Link
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2007, 12:53:55 pm »
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2007, 01:09:57 pm »
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2007, 01:52:02 pm »
So, okay, ya go down six blocks, is it six?

Yeah, six.  Five!  Five blocks down past the second stoplight, and you'll see a Dairy Queen.

You're gunna wunna take a left past the Dairy Queen (if you pass the Dairy Queen, yer too far!) and, eh, you'll start to see some cornfields on your left, and they'll be a couple convenience stores on your right...got your Pump N Munch, and your Lickety Lube...

Anyway, that road tees off into another bunch of cornfields...take your left there, and the road'll turn into dirt.  You should see Auntie Beatrice's Fine Florida Antiques on the right. Mailbox what looks like an old woman bendin' down in her bloomers.  Yeah, they got mighty good vanities there.  Mighty good.


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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2007, 02:00:22 pm »
Okay Partner, You slice the plate into thirds...you gotta believe that inner third is YOURS...any candyass batter that leans out over that part of the plate you gotta dustem high and tight...except for that pooholes feller, pitch around his ass.

Good one gizmo
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2007, 02:47:51 pm »
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2007, 03:31:56 pm »
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2007, 03:33:01 pm »
showing up at a basketball game in a white T-shirt sure did.
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2007, 03:41:32 pm »
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2007, 03:54:39 pm »
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"Does this pose make my gut look big?"


Yes it does!  That was the first thing I noticed in the photo.
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2007, 05:34:16 pm »
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"So Ventura starts charging at me from this angle.  Well, he's a candyassed pansy, I crap bigger than him.  So a grabber the fucker in a head lock...."



See also: Curly's avitar...
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Re: Caption contest
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2007, 05:53:15 pm »
 
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