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dammit, Noe
« on: November 15, 2006, 05:12:05 pm »
so i am NOT the TZ? you have misled me for all these years.
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Re: dammit, Noe
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2006, 05:19:09 pm »
I've been using the URL The Link for years.  Just assumed it would lead me here.
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Re: dammit, Noe
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2006, 07:07:47 pm »
Huh?
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Re: dammit, Noe
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 07:29:32 pm »
I still had two pages of posts to get caught up on before it disappeared. Probably for the best, it didn't look like it was going to end well. So.... anyone want to actually talk about Jason Jennings?
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Re: dammit, Noe
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2006, 07:35:37 pm »
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...anyone want to actually talk about Jason Jennings?



Isn't he married to that Canadian bint on The Daily Show?
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Re: dammit, Noe
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2006, 07:39:54 pm »
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I still had two pages of posts to get caught up on before it disappeared. Probably for the best, it didn't look like it was going to end well. So.... anyone want to actually talk about Jason Jennings?




He threw a CGSO in his mlb debut and i think he hit a homer too

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Re: dammit, Noe
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2006, 07:41:06 pm »
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Isn't he married to that Canadian bint on The Daily Show?





I believe that's correct. Incidentally, I can't decide if she's hot in an entirely unconventional way, or if I'm just always drunk when watching. Or both.

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Re: dammit, Noe
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2006, 08:05:14 pm »
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...anyone want to actually talk about Jason Jennings?



Isn't he married to that Canadian bint on The Daily Show?




I believe that's correct. Incidentally, I can't decide if she's hot in an entirely unconventional way, or if I'm just always drunk when watching. Or both.

"You jackin' it?"




Huh? What? I'm a little slow an my Asperger's Syndrome causes me to miss a lot of the subtle humor on this site. But Jennings' wife is named Kelly. That Samantha Bee chick on the Daily show is married to Jason Jones, also on the Daily show.
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Re: dammit, Noe
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2006, 10:04:35 pm »
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...anyone want to actually talk about Jason Jennings?



Isn't he married to that Canadian bint on The Daily Show?




I believe that's correct. Incidentally, I can't decide if she's hot in an entirely unconventional way, or if I'm just always drunk when watching. Or both.

"You jackin' it?"




Huh? What? I'm a little slow an my Asperger's Syndrome causes me to miss a lot of the subtle humor on this site. But Jennings' wife is named Kelly. That Samantha Bee chick on the Daily show is married to Jason Jones, also on the Daily show.




Yeah, we know, just keeping it light. Actually, I had no idea Jennings was even married, much less what her name was. Is she as funny as Samantha Bee? Or as short?
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Re: dammit, Noe
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2006, 11:06:25 pm »
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...anyone want to actually talk about Jason Jennings?



Isn't he married to that Canadian bint on The Daily Show?




I believe that's correct. Incidentally, I can't decide if she's hot in an entirely unconventional way, or if I'm just always drunk when watching. Or both.

"You jackin' it?"




Huh? What? I'm a little slow an my Asperger's Syndrome causes me to miss a lot of the subtle humor on this site. But Jennings' wife is named Kelly. That Samantha Bee chick on the Daily show is married to Jason Jones, also on the Daily show.




Yeah, we know, just keeping it light. Actually, I had no idea Jennings was even married, much less what her name was. Is she as funny as Samantha Bee? Or as short?




All I know for sure is that she is 5'10" and plays DB for the Seahawks
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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