And here I was, thinking that article was talking about Satan's handy work, yet again. This, right here, is why you don't sign Boras clients. Willy T might want to pay attention.
Teams JD Drew won't be playing for:
LA Dodgers - Colletti sure seemed pissed.
St Louis - La Bobble-Genius doesn't take to panty-waists
Atlanta - Once bitten, twice shy?
Philadephia - uh yeah, no brainer for
Mr. I won't sign in Philly I'll go ahead and add Houston, thank you Mr Beltran.
Hmmm... Who else is looking for offense? Maybe the Cubs will pay him.
ETA: Forgot Kenny William's long running history of ridding himself of Boras clients. Guess that takes the White Sox off the list too.