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Funniest sign ever?
« on: October 20, 2006, 03:55:28 pm »
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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 03:57:42 pm »
No way is that better than the Snakes fan in the '01 Series.

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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2006, 05:50:25 pm »
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No way is that better than the Snakes fan in the '01 Series.

"It takes more that 9 Yanks to beat our Johnson."





Absolutely.  The Mets one was good, but the Snakes one was brilliant and still makes me laugh.
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2006, 06:31:31 pm »
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No way is that better than the Snakes fan in the '01 Series.

"It takes more that 9 Yanks to beat our Johnson."





Absolutely.  The Mets one was good, but the Snakes one was brilliant and still makes me laugh.




Just recently, I was in Johnson City.  I was in full-on Beavis & Butthead giggle mode the whole time I was there.  If they'd had a Sausage Festival, I think I might have coughed up a lung.
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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2006, 11:56:29 pm »
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No way is that better than the Snakes fan in the '01 Series.

"It takes more that 9 Yanks to beat our Johnson."





Absolutely.  The Mets one was good, but the Snakes one was brilliant and still makes me laugh.



Just recently, I was in Johnson City.  I was in full-on Beavis & Butthead giggle mode the whole time I was there.  If they'd had a Sausage Festival, I think I might have coughed up a lung.




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Re: Funniest sign ever?
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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2006, 02:13:55 am »
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This sign is pretty good




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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2006, 12:02:49 pm »
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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2006, 05:59:01 pm »
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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2006, 03:11:13 am »
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This sign is pretty good




When College (basketball) Gameday was at Kentucky last year, someone in the crowd held up a ginormous sign that simply said "BIG FECES".  I have NO idea what it was in reference to, but it cracked me up.  Too bad I couldn't get a picture.
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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2006, 05:52:17 pm »
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When College (basketball) Gameday was at Kentucky last year, someone in the crowd held up a ginormous sign that simply said "BIG FECES".  I have NO idea what it was in reference to, but it cracked me up.  Too bad I couldn't get a picture.



Is that anything like "Big Pooma"?
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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2006, 04:07:57 pm »
I hardly ever post, but the bathroom humor has influenced me. My father and I were watching the Georgia Tech v. Clemson game, and Reggie Ball threw a touchdown pass to Calvin Johnson and then threw another fellow named James Johnson. He then, cleverly, responded, "They're mixed up at Georgia Tech, they have two Johnsons and one Ball."

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Re: Funniest sign ever?
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2006, 04:20:31 pm »
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