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Classless Fuckwits
« on: October 01, 2006, 04:45:23 pm »
BFiBs already soiling their shorrts over how they won and taunting "Asstrolls".
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2006, 04:49:28 pm »
Let 'em go.  They'll win at most one game in the post-season.
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2006, 05:07:18 pm »
Who cares about the Cards or their fans at this point?  I don't have to think about them for another 6 months.

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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2006, 05:10:16 pm »
Go Dodgers/Padres!

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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2006, 05:12:57 pm »
Damn right.  I'm rooting for the Padres.  Who's everyone else in here pulling for at this point?

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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2006, 05:14:36 pm »
Honestly, I think I may well end up cheering for the Twins.

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2006, 05:14:44 pm »
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Damn right.  I'm rooting for the Padres.  Who's everyone else in here pulling for at this point?




Padres in the NL, Tigers in the AL
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2006, 05:15:43 pm »
Padres/Tigers.
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2006, 05:15:58 pm »
Twins or Tigers in the AL and Padres in the NL

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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2006, 05:22:36 pm »
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Honestly, I think I may well end up cheering for the Twins.




I really wish Liriano hadn't gotten hurt.  I was really looking forward to the Tigers/Twins ALCS at full strength.

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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2006, 05:26:56 pm »
Yeah, they would've been seriously dangerous with both Santana and Liriano

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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2006, 05:31:30 pm »
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Damn right.  I'm rooting for the Padres.  Who's everyone else in here pulling for at this point?




i'm praying for a padres/twins WS.  

if for no other reason it will make Fox shit a brick that they wont get to pimp out either NY team down our f'n throats.

i kinda like the twins anyways, but have a hard time hoping the AL wins.
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2006, 05:34:53 pm »
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Damn right.  I'm rooting for the Padres.  Who's everyone else in here pulling for at this point?


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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2006, 05:43:30 pm »
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BFiBs already soiling their shorrts over how they won and taunting "Asstrolls".




Does anyone else laugh at the extreme irony in the title of this post.

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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2006, 05:47:11 pm »
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Damn right.  I'm rooting for the Padres.  Who's everyone else in here pulling for at this point?




Like a surprising number of folks, I'm pulling for Padres/Twins WS.  Not only because they're two teams I can tolerate, but because the ratings might be so bad FOX execs would fall from the sky like confetti at a tickertape parade.

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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2006, 06:15:57 pm »
Padres in the NL, but I would love to see the Twins or Tigers win this year. Not as familiar with Detroit, but, what's not to love, as a baseball fan, about Minnesota?
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2006, 07:49:57 pm »
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BFiBs already soiling their shorrts over how they won and taunting "Asstrolls".




Does anyone else laugh at the extreme irony in the title of this post.




This is pretty funny too, from the AP"?the Astros were eliminated with a 3-1 loss to the Braves. The final out in that game came with one out in the bottom of the fifth and the Brewers leading 5-0, prompting a huge ovation from a sellout crowd. Relieved manager Tony La Russa handed out congratulatory hugs in the dugout."
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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2006, 08:08:01 pm »
Padres/Tigers/Twins/Dodgers/A's.

Which means we will have to endure another insufferable Subway Series. "I think it's wonderful for such a great city that has been through so much lately." Ugh. Shoot me now.
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« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2006, 08:16:34 pm »
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Co-Ards delirious they backed into a door knob.




Ha, nice image. The Jakes are backing into the playoffs the way a sheep backs away from a cliff.

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« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2006, 09:26:37 pm »
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Does anyone else laugh at the extreme irony in the title of this post.



Got to be pissed of at someone.  Not the Astros.  Not the Braves.  Not really the Jake players who tried their best to cough this one up to Houston.

Has to be the most self-involved, overrated and arrogant bunch of fans around.
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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2006, 11:17:51 am »
Honestly, I'm good with anyone that isn't from New York or St. Louis.

I really like the way Oakland, Minnesota, and Detroit have put their teams together.
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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2006, 11:39:56 am »
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Honestly, I'm good with anyone that isn't from New York or St. Louis.

I really like the way Oakland, Minnesota, and Detroit have put their teams together.





I dont think the Detroit model, lie in the weeds for 12 years then pounce, should be emulated.  Beane, however, has shown he can put a winning team together without Hudson and Mulder.

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« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2006, 11:48:15 am »
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I dont think the Detroit model, lie in the weeds for 12 years then pounce, should be emulated.  




I think it's more a case of 8-9 years of cluelessness, followeed by a GM who got their shit together.

Go after tons of young pitching, and find a few mid-range bats to put it all together.
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« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2006, 11:58:58 am »
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Has to be the most self-involved, overrated and arrogant bunch of fans around.




For a bunch of fans running around crying that the team has no heart, all of a sudden they are in the World Series.  Did they all repress the last two weeks of the season?
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« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2006, 12:33:49 pm »
No, that would be Red Sawx Nation. Not even close.
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« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2006, 12:52:13 pm »
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No, that would be Red Sawx Nation. Not even close.



I don't think so.  The Sox won the Series and lifted their curse.  They're not a story any more.
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