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There are no words...
« on: September 27, 2006, 05:02:10 pm »
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Re: There are no words...
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2006, 05:05:31 pm »
I try to live my life by some simple rules.  Most of these rules, I expect those around me to abide by.

One such rule is this:
When you link to an article including "Screech" and "Dirty Sanchez" in the same paragraph, you WARN ME, DAMMIT!!!
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Re: There are no words...
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2006, 05:06:50 pm »
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Saved by the Smell.

I'm going to throw up now.
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2006, 05:07:05 pm »
Presumably you are referring to Diddy's new album, which is called "Press Play".  If he was more honest, it would be called "Gather Dust on Display Rack".
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2006, 05:08:20 pm »
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Saved by the Smell.

I'm going to throw up now.



Excellent.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2006, 05:10:42 pm »
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But if there were, this would be them (from the article)  "...and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."
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Re: There are no words...
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2006, 06:19:39 pm »
I sense a new hit TV show: "****ing With the Stars."
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2006, 06:25:34 pm »
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I sense a new hit TV show: "****ing With the Stars."



Oooh Oooh, sign me up. I get first dibs at Lindsay Lohan.  Well maybe like 1000th dibs.
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2006, 06:27:54 pm »
Good lord, man, have some standards.

The only thing worse would have been "Ooh, ooh, I get first dibs at Paris Hilton."
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2006, 06:33:51 pm »
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Good lord, man, have some standards.

The only thing worse would have been "Ooh, ooh, I get first dibs at Paris Hilton."



I've been married for too damned long so movie sluts look awfully appealing.  Plus she's a red head.
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Re: There are no words...
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2006, 06:33:58 pm »
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I sense a new hit TV show: "****ing With the Stars."



HA!  Reminds me of "Sean Connery" playing Jeopardy on Saturday Night Live when he misread and chose the category "Foreign Flicks" and gave Charro as his answer!
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2006, 06:35:03 pm »
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Good lord, man, have some standards.

The only thing worse would have been "Ooh, ooh, I get first dibs at Paris Hilton."


Anyone who thinks first "dibs" wasn't had with those two years ago, is deluded.  If you want first dibs on a Hollywood starlet, you have to go for Dakota Fanning, or maybe better, Suri Cruise.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2006, 06:36:58 pm »
"I'll take 'The Rapists' for $400"
"That's 'Therapists', Sean"
"Ah, not a fan of the ladies, are you Trabek?"
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Re: There are no words...
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2006, 07:52:03 pm »
When i read the title, "Porn star's name
may ring a 'Bell' "

I thought it was going to be about Derek Bell.

Operation Angry Pirate....or something like that.
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Re: There are no words...
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2006, 08:44:52 pm »
A new standard of depravity. Has 99% of the fuckin' world gone mad?
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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2006, 10:49:31 pm »
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A new standard of depravity. Has 99% of the fuckin' world gone mad?



Yeah..that's pretty much my reaction. So many questions come to mind.. Why is this a fetish in the first place? Do so many people do it that it deserves a name? How do people with the surname "Sanchez" feel about this new cultural development? Does the "moustache" get extra kink points if it is a full Fu Manchu?
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2006, 11:49:49 pm »
Ah, the old Poo Manchu. What an image. Zipp, thanks for the link - that's the best/worst thing I've read in ages.
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Re: There are no words...
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2006, 10:56:27 am »
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Operation Angry Pirate....or something like that.




...yes, if it was straight porn.
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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2006, 12:49:26 pm »
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Operation Angry Pirate....or something like that.




...yes, if it was straight porn.


Otherwise the Pirate would've hailed from somewhere in Montana.
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