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Blah, Blah, Blah, New Tote Board (Thursday, Aug 10)
« on: August 10, 2006, 10:49:15 am »
Seriously, if you haven't figured out that these things occur any day we play, you shouldn't be reading it.

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Re: Blah, Blah, Blah, New Tote Board (Thursday, Aug 10)
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2006, 12:04:12 pm »
Didn't we all expect you to have a male assistant?
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Re: Blah, Blah, Blah, New Tote Board (Thursday, Aug 10)
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2006, 12:44:42 pm »
You should have seen the 12 women that applied for the job.  I was just better off hiring Mike and actually getting some work done.

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Re: Blah, Blah, Blah, New Tote Board (Thursday, Aug 10)
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2006, 07:57:19 pm »
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Didn't we all expect you to have a male assistant?



And both Alkie and Mike raised their hands in response to the "who got laid last night?" question.  NTTAWWT.
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New Tote Board (Friday, Aug 11)
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2006, 11:55:37 am »
I'm on a roll.

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Re: New Tote Board (Friday, Aug 11)
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2006, 01:02:52 am »
We believe in the tote board!!! We believe!!! Now pass around the collection plate.

Nice one, Alkie - you're daily appeasal of the BBGs seems to be working. (Oh, please don't smite me, BBGs!!)  Keep the incense burning.

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Re: Blah, Blah, Blah, New Tote Board (Thursday, Aug 10)
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2006, 07:37:22 am »
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Quote:

Didn't we all expect you to have a male assistant?



And both Alkie and Mike raised their hands in response to the "who got laid last night?" question.  NTTAWWT.





I bet he leaves the AC off in the front office so his ASSistant has to take his shirt off to "cool off".  Puts Alkie's comprehensive collection of Fabio book covers and silk screen paintings to shame.  Again, NTTAWWT.

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New Tote Board (Saturday, Aug 12)
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2006, 10:56:19 am »
Read it or we lose.