do you send him Valentines, petey?
he is selling tickets for sure, he is drawing some attention to the Astros, and he is saying a million words at the million press conferences he holds. maybe some of those words are "the right ones," but all i have heard him talk about is himself and his body. what i will remember is: "I don't need to do this. I don't really want to do this, but I'm committed to doing this." wow, thanks a lot Great Man for that fabulous endorsement of your team and your teammates. what i will remember is his letting the media and the unwashed masses think he really was choosing among four teams. Mr. I and Me. Drama Queen. one of the greatest pitchers of all time, but that is where the superlatives end for me.
shut the fuck up and pitch.