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« on: June 02, 2006, 07:58:30 am »
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(Jackie) Moore broke the news to Sampson, who is 7-1 with a 2.64 earned-run average, in the clubhouse minutes after the conclusion of Thursday's game.





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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2006, 10:00:32 am »
Gallo's the first thought that comes to mind, but would they call up an effective starter to be a random BP guy? Frankly, I know next to nothing about Sampson.

ETA: Wow. I just looked at his stats from the year. His pitching stats look good, but what's the deal with his hitting stats? .542/.565/.522 is insane for a pitcher, even with only 23 AB.
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2006, 10:02:47 am »
I thought that was a joke.  Gallo

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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2006, 10:04:10 am »
Is it possible that Sampson becomes the fifth starter and Nieve goes to the pen?

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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2006, 10:04:51 am »
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(Jackie) Moore broke the news to Sampson, who is 7-1 with a 2.64 earned-run average, in the clubhouse minutes after the conclusion of Thursday's game.





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Good for him!  Now here's a kid that I've really been rooting for.  Quit baseball as a SS for personal reasons, came back as a pitcher and is going to the bigs.  Talk about beating the odds.  I don't know him personally, but my guess is that he's as hard a worker as you'll see.  You figure he's got to be to take the road he did to the majors.  Again, congrats to Mr. Sampson.

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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2006, 10:06:24 am »
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Sure. That's the obvious choice, but Sampson isn't exactly the obvious choice to take his spot, IMO. Makes me wonder if perhaps another pitching move might be at hand. Like I said, though, I know very little about Sampson.
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2006, 10:07:06 am »
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Gallo's the first thought that comes to mind, but would they call up an effective starter to be a random BP guy? Frankly, I know next to nothing about Sampson.

ETA: Wow. I just looked at his stats from the year. His pitching stats look good, but what's the deal with his hitting stats? .542/.565/.522 is insane for a pitcher, even with only 23 AB.





He was originally a SS before leaving the game and eventually returning as a pitcher.

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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2006, 10:07:12 am »
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Ah. Now that might make more sense.
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2006, 10:11:59 am »
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Sure. That's the obvious choice, but Sampson isn't exactly the obvious choice to take his spot, IMO. Makes me wonder if perhaps another pitching move might be at hand. Like I said, though, I know very little about Sampson.





It's the obvious choice to me.  Gallo wasn't getting anyone out.  Lefty, righty, it didn't matter.  It doesn't matter to me that Sampson was a SP in AAA.  Stros MGT has had a enough of Gallo (IMO) and it's time to at least try and make change and upgrade that spot in the pen.  I don't think Sampson is being called up in for the rotation, but if he excells in the pen and Nieve or Bucholtz has a rough run, who knows.

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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2006, 10:17:53 am »
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Sure. That's the obvious choice, but Sampson isn't exactly the obvious choice to take his spot, IMO. Makes me wonder if perhaps another pitching move might be at hand. Like I said, though, I know very little about Sampson.




It's the obvious choice to me.  Gallo wasn't getting anyone out.  Lefty, righty, it didn't matter.  It doesn't matter to me that Sampson was a SP in AAA.  Stros MGT has had a enough of Gallo (IMO) and it's time to at least try and make change and upgrade that spot in the pen.  I don't think Sampson is being called up in for the rotation, but if he excells in the pen and Nieve or Bucholtz has a rough run, who knows.




I didn't say Sampson wasn't a good choice, only that he wasn't an obvious choice, to me at least.
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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2006, 10:23:47 am »
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Sure. That's the obvious choice, but Sampson isn't exactly the obvious choice to take his spot, IMO. Makes me wonder if perhaps another pitching move might be at hand. Like I said, though, I know very little about Sampson.




It's the obvious choice to me.  Gallo wasn't getting anyone out.  Lefty, righty, it didn't matter.  It doesn't matter to me that Sampson was a SP in AAA.  Stros MGT has had a enough of Gallo (IMO) and it's time to at least try and make change and upgrade that spot in the pen.  I don't think Sampson is being called up in for the rotation, but if he excells in the pen and Nieve or Bucholtz has a rough run, who knows.




I didn't say Sampson wasn't a good choice, only that he wasn't an obvious choice, to me at least.




I'm sorry, misunderstood where you were coming from.  I thought you meant that Gallo wasn't the obvious choice to be shown the door.  

As to your point about Sampson being a suprise pick...you'd have to get some input from Greg D or Jack on this for confirmation, but I think Sampson's always been looked at as a RP, at least prior to this season.  Not sure how his success at AAA in '06 might have changed the way the org feels about him.

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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2006, 10:57:15 am »
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Ah. Now that might make more sense.





It's possible but most likely he'll be a long reliever.  He's been looked at as a swingman, 5th starter/long reliever.  He's not in Nieve's class stuffwise, but he's mentally tough and a strong competitor.

His callup might be due to Gallo's ineffectiveness, if it's Gallo that gets sent out, and the recent heavy work by the bullpen.  Once Clemens is added to the roster Sampson may be the guy who gets sent down.
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2006, 11:19:55 am »
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(Jackie) Moore broke the news to Sampson, who is 7-1 with a 2.64 earned-run average, in the clubhouse minutes after the conclusion of Thursday's game.





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Conveniently, Astros Insider had a profile on Sampson just last night. 28 years old.
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2006, 12:00:56 pm »
I notice Sampson's not on the 40-man roster.  And if I'm counting correctly, it's at 40 now.  So who leaves it?  Bagwell to the 60-day list?
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DFA Gallo.
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DFA Gallo.





Are you guessing or is that a done deal?  I would think a left-handed reliever with options would have some value.  Even Gallo.
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DFA Gallo.




Are you guessing or is that a done deal?  I would think a left-handed reliever with options would have some value.  Even Gallo.




He has the most value to the Astros as a pitcher for an opposing team.
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DFA Gallo.





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DFA Gallo.




Are you guessing or is that a done deal?  I would think a left-handed reliever with options would have some value.  Even Gallo.





That's a guess.  I'm assuming that Gallo would be the one Sampson replaces.  But what value do you think Gallo possibly has?
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DFA Gallo.




Are you guessing or is that a done deal?  I would think a left-handed reliever with options would have some value.  Even Gallo.





That's a guess.  I'm assuming that Gallo would be the one Sampson replaces.  But what value do you think Gallo possibly has?




I don't know.  But since he's left-handed, it seems like someone might take a flier on him.  I guess if they DFA him, they can still try to trade him.

Here's my next question, though: Why hasn't any of this shown up on the Astros' web site?  Just the euphoria of RocketMania?  Or are they looking for Gallo to break the news to him? Is he hiding?
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I notice Sampson's not on the 40-man roster.  And if I'm counting correctly, it's at 40 now.  So who leaves it?  Bagwell to the 60-day list?




DFA Gallo.




Are you guessing or is that a done deal?  I would think a left-handed reliever with options would have some value.  Even Gallo.





That's a guess.  I'm assuming that Gallo would be the one Sampson replaces.  But what value do you think Gallo possibly has?




I don't know.  But since he's left-handed, it seems like someone might take a flier on him.  I guess if they DFA him, they can still try to trade him.

Here's my next question, though: Why hasn't any of this shown up on the Astros' web site?  Just the euphoria of RocketMania?  Or are they looking for Gallo to break the news to him? Is he hiding?




I assume they're waiting til the last minute.  It may not be Gallo, but I can't imagine who else it would be, unless it *is* Bagwell going to the 60-day.  My guess is Gallo though.
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I notice Sampson's not on the 40-man roster.  And if I'm counting correctly, it's at 40 now.  So who leaves it?  Bagwell to the 60-day list?




DFA Gallo.




Are you guessing or is that a done deal?  I would think a left-handed reliever with options would have some value.  Even Gallo.





That's a guess.  I'm assuming that Gallo would be the one Sampson replaces.  But what value do you think Gallo possibly has?




I don't know.  But since he's left-handed, it seems like someone might take a flier on him.  I guess if they DFA him, they can still try to trade him.

Here's my next question, though: Why hasn't any of this shown up on the Astros' web site?  Just the euphoria of RocketMania?  Or are they looking for Gallo to break the news to him? Is he hiding?




I assume they're waiting til the last minute.  It may not be Gallo, but I can't imagine who else it would be, unless it *is* Bagwell going to the 60-day.  My guess is Gallo though.




Even if Bagwell went to the 60-day someone else would still have to come off the 25-man roster.  Who else but Gallo?
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I notice Sampson's not on the 40-man roster.  And if I'm counting correctly, it's at 40 now.  So who leaves it?  Bagwell to the 60-day list?




DFA Gallo.




Are you guessing or is that a done deal?  I would think a left-handed reliever with options would have some value.  Even Gallo.





That's a guess.  I'm assuming that Gallo would be the one Sampson replaces.  But what value do you think Gallo possibly has?




I don't know.  But since he's left-handed, it seems like someone might take a flier on him.  I guess if they DFA him, they can still try to trade him.

Here's my next question, though: Why hasn't any of this shown up on the Astros' web site?  Just the euphoria of RocketMania?  Or are they looking for Gallo to break the news to him? Is he hiding?




I assume they're waiting til the last minute.  It may not be Gallo, but I can't imagine who else it would be, unless it *is* Bagwell going to the 60-day.  My guess is Gallo though.




Even if Bagwell went to the 60-day someone else would still have to come off the 25-man roster.  Who else but Gallo?





Oops, you're right.  I was just thinking of a way to get Sampson on the 40-man, but they've got to make room on the 25-man too.  It's got to be Gallo.
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DFA Gallo.




In Footer's game preview, published this morning,

"We're going home for a bunch of games," Gallo said. "That's the great thing about this game. You play so many games and you're going to have stretches like this. You learn to bounce back from it."
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This is part of the interview I heard on FSSW after the game replay.  Gallo used a lot of "we" in terms of bouncing back, the team needing to play better, yadda, yadda, yadda.

It gave me an uneasy feeling at the time that perhaps.... perhaps, just maybe, just a little... Gallo wasn't getting it.

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I notice Sampson's not on the 40-man roster.  And if I'm counting correctly, it's at 40 now.  So who leaves it?  Bagwell to the 60-day list?




DFA Gallo.




In Footer's game preview, published this morning,

"We're going home for a bunch of games," Gallo said. "That's the great thing about this game. You play so many games and you're going to have stretches like this. You learn to bounce back from it."
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This is part of the interview I heard on FSSW after the game replay.  Gallo used a lot of "we" in terms of bouncing back, the team needing to play better, yadda, yadda, yadda.

It gave me an uneasy feeling at the time that perhaps.... perhaps, just maybe, just a little... Gallo wasn't getting it.




Thanks, I was curious about when he said that, I missed the point in your previous post.  I heard Palillo(?) refer to a Hickey interview where he said that they weren't using Gallo in the right spots.  Anyone hear that one?

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Those right spots are, presumably, ones that don't involve opposing batters appearing in the batter's box.  Or perhaps they'll save him for Eddie Gaedel, although the lefty-righty matchup might favor Gaedel.
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Thanks, I was curious about when he said that, I missed the point in your previous post.  I heard Palillo(?) refer to a Hickey interview where he said that they weren't using Gallo in the right spots.  Anyone hear that one?




Those right spots are, presumably, ones that don't involve opposing batters appearing in the batter's box.  Or perhaps they'll save him for Eddie Gaedel, although the lefty-righty matchup might favor Gaedel.





I think Gaedel is dead, so he could probably be held to a single.
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Thanks, I was curious about when he said that, I missed the point in your previous post.  I heard Palillo(?) refer to a Hickey interview where he said that they weren't using Gallo in the right spots.  Anyone hear that one?




Those right spots are, presumably, ones that don't involve opposing batters appearing in the batter's box.  Or perhaps they'll save him for Eddie Gaedel, although the lefty-righty matchup might favor Gaedel.




I think Gaedel is dead, so he could probably be held to a single.




Not so fast...Dead batters are hitting Gallo at a .212 clip.

I'll see if I can find some splits on intact corpses and partial decomposition.

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Interesting note on Gaedel, who was beaten to death in 1961....only one person connected with MLB attended his funeral:  Bob Caine, the pitcher who faced him in his one at bat.
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Fantacrap?




Knock Fantacrap if you wish, but that is the reason so many stats are now readily available for ... umm... use (I guess that is the best word to use here).

It is such a marketing bonanza that they give you all sorts of stat breakdown choices.  And we are lucky enough to have at least one competent poster who scoures them for useful nuggets, like how many partially decomposing corpses have homered off Gallo.

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Even if Bagwell went to the 60-day someone else would still have to come off the 25-man roster.  Who else but Gallo?





Terrible thought: what if they're waiting for a report on Qualls' sore arm?





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« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2006, 04:16:21 pm »
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Even if Bagwell went to the 60-day someone else would still have to come off the 25-man roster.  Who else but Gallo?





Terrible thought: what if they're waiting for a report on Qualls' sore arm?




Or, even worse, Oswalt's little injury is more serious.




I'll nip this one, this morning Milo said that Oswalt was fine and will definitely make the Sunday start.

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« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2006, 04:43:49 pm »
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I think Gaedel is dead, so he could probably be held to a single.





Not so fast...Dead batters are hitting Gallo at a .212 clip.
 



right, but they're only slugging .230. Those corpses tend to just slap-hit you to death. I agree that Gallo could, in fact hold Gaedel to a single.
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« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2006, 04:44:43 pm »
You forgot to add "while his cellphone was annoyingly ringing  in the background".

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« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2006, 04:50:16 pm »
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I did hear that.  I gathered from the Dolan and Raymond commentary during ST that he doesnt know how to use the thing.  Turning the ringer off while he "broadcasts" from his powder room has got to be a technological nightmare.  I like the recaps for the road games this season.  The only information he has is what he saw on the TV. That and his book signing schedule.

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« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2006, 05:24:00 pm »
I thought the OBP for "both legs missing" would have been much higher with that tiny strike zone...
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« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2006, 05:26:16 pm »
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Thanks, I was curious about when he said that, I missed the point in your previous post.  I heard Palillo(?) refer to a Hickey interview where he said that they weren't using Gallo in the right spots.  Anyone hear that one?




Those right spots are, presumably, ones that don't involve opposing batters appearing in the batter's box.  Or perhaps they'll save him for Eddie Gaedel, although the lefty-righty matchup might favor Gaedel.




I think Gaedel is dead, so he could probably be held to a single.




Not so fast...Dead batters are hitting Gallo at a .212 clip.

I'll see if I can find some splits on intact corpses and partial decomposition.




B vs. P             Avg   OBP   Slg
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Left Arm Missing   .173  .240  .258
Right Arm Missing  .219  .306  .292
Both Arms Missing  .000  .000  .000
Left Leg Missing   .106  .106  .106
Right Leg Missing  .078  .078  .141
Both Legs Missing  .112  .142  .187
All Limbs Missing  .000  .000  .000
Decapitated        .314  .352  .437
Disemboweled       .464  .561  .705

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« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2006, 05:26:37 pm »
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I thought the OBP for "both legs missing" would have been much higher with that tiny strike zone...




Gallo sometimes hits his spots.

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« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2006, 05:33:02 pm »
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Thanks, I was curious about when he said that, I missed the point in your previous post.  I heard Palillo(?) refer to a Hickey interview where he said that they weren't using Gallo in the right spots.  Anyone hear that one?




Those right spots are, presumably, ones that don't involve opposing batters appearing in the batter's box.  Or perhaps they'll save him for Eddie Gaedel, although the lefty-righty matchup might favor Gaedel.




I think Gaedel is dead, so he could probably be held to a single.




Not so fast...Dead batters are hitting Gallo at a .212 clip.

I'll see if I can find some splits on intact corpses and partial decomposition.




B vs. P             Avg   OBP   Slg
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Left Arm Missing   .173  .240  .258
Right Arm Missing  .219  .306  .292
Both Arms Missing  .000  .000  .000
Left Leg Missing   .106  .106  .106
Right Leg Missing  .078  .078  .141
Both Legs Missing  .112  .142  .187
All Limbs Missing  .000  .000  .000
Decapitated        .314  .352  .437
Disemboweled       .464  .561  .705





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« Reply #43 on: June 02, 2006, 05:55:30 pm »
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Even if Bagwell went to the 60-day someone else would still have to come off the 25-man roster.  Who else but Gallo?





Terrible thought: what if they're waiting for a report on Qualls' sore arm?




Or, even worse, Oswalt's little injury is more serious.




I'll nip this one, this morning Milo said that Oswalt was fine and will definitely make the Sunday start.




Thankfully and effectively nipped. I hadn't heard that, and appreciate the update.
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« Reply #44 on: June 02, 2006, 06:03:12 pm »
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Even if Bagwell went to the 60-day someone else would still have to come off the 25-man roster.  Who else but Gallo?





Terrible thought: what if they're waiting for a report on Qualls' sore arm?




Or, even worse, Oswalt's little injury is more serious.




I'll nip this one, this morning Milo said that Oswalt was fine and will definitely make the Sunday start.




Thankfully and effectively nipped. I hadn't heard that, and appreciate the update.




I've been on the alert for any news since I saw the tba for Sat and Sun earlier in the week.

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« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2006, 06:28:44 pm »
Posting from my blackberry on the way to Houston, so this may be reported already and I just didn't see it, but 610 is reporting Gallo optioned to AAA.
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« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2006, 06:30:09 pm »
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Posting from my blackberry on the way to Houston, so this may be reported already and I just didn't see it, but 610 is reporting Gallo optioned to AAA.




Had seen this typed "elsewhere" looking for confirmation. You're it.

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« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2006, 06:30:51 pm »
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Posting from my blackberry on the way to Houston, so this may be reported already and I just didn't see it, but 610 is reporting Gallo optioned to AAA.




No, that's the first post that hasn't been speculation. Thanks.
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« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2006, 06:42:20 pm »
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Posting from my blackberry on the way to Houston, so this may be reported already and I just didn't see it, but 610 is reporting Gallo optioned to AAA.




Had seen this typed "elsewhere" looking for confirmation. You're it.





I caught the tail end of Palillo's interview with Lidge today (always an interesting conversation when Charlie isn't talking), and Lidge spoke about how the last week was really bad for Gallo, everyone could see the sword of Damocles swinging wildly over his head, and while he likes Mike and considers him a good friend "he just wasn't performing well enough to stay on the major league level."

Certainly an obvious observation, but quite candid. The Lidge segments on Fridays are worth hearing, they're usually a little after 4:00. Lidge is an intelligent guy and really doesn't hold back in the interviews.

Also, apparantly Bruntlett got a 1440 on his SAT. There's an SI article about the "Three Wise Men of the Astros": Lidge, Bruntlett and Ausmus.
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« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2006, 06:48:33 pm »
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everyone could see the sword of Damocles swinging wildly over his head, and while he likes Mike and considers him a good friend "he just wasn't performing well enough to stay on the major league level."




Man, that was brutally honest... but honest none the less.  The thing was, Gallo couldn't or wouldn't see it and man up.  Or maybe everyone in the clubhouse was talking to him about Damocles and Mike thought they were talking Greek Seafood or sumptin.

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« Reply #50 on: June 02, 2006, 06:56:13 pm »
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Posting from my blackberry on the way to Houston, so this may be reported already and I just didn't see it, but 610 is reporting Gallo optioned to AAA.



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« Reply #51 on: June 02, 2006, 07:12:36 pm »
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Posting from my blackberry on the way to Houston, so this may be reported already and I just didn't see it, but 610 is reporting Gallo optioned to AAA.





Still doesn't explain how Sampson gets on the 40-man.  Any word on how they managed that?
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« Reply #52 on: June 02, 2006, 07:14:13 pm »
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Posting from my blackberry on the way to Houston, so this may be reported already and I just didn't see it, but 610 is reporting Gallo optioned to AAA.





Still doesn't explain how Sampson gets on the 40-man.  Any word on how they managed that?





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« Reply #53 on: June 02, 2006, 07:16:46 pm »
"Sampson...has walked only five hitters in 61.1 innings."

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« Reply #54 on: June 02, 2006, 08:50:31 pm »
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Posting from my blackberry on the way to Houston, so this may be reported already and I just didn't see it, but 610 is reporting Gallo optioned to AAA.





Still doesn't explain how Sampson gets on the 40-man.  Any word on how they managed that?




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« Reply #55 on: June 02, 2006, 11:10:31 pm »
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The thing was, Gallo couldn't or wouldn't see it and man up.




What do you expect Gallo to say? How would you have liked him to "man up?"
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« Reply #56 on: June 03, 2006, 01:39:04 am »
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The thing was, Gallo couldn't or wouldn't see it and man up.




What do you expect Gallo to say? How would you have liked him to "man up?"





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« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2006, 02:14:20 pm »
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The thing was, Gallo couldn't or wouldn't see it and man up.




What do you expect Gallo to say? How would you have liked him to "man up?"




Did you hear his interview? (I can't believe people don't understand the difference between what a Brad Lidge says when he's doing badly and what Mike Gallo said).

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« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2006, 02:18:02 pm »
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The thing was, Gallo couldn't or wouldn't see it and man up.




What do you expect Gallo to say? How would you have liked him to "man up?"




Did you hear his interview? (I can't believe people don't understand the difference between what a Brad Lidge says when he's doing badly and what Mike Gallo said).


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« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2006, 02:20:28 pm »
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Okay.  Thought so.





So perhaps you'd enlighten me regarding his comments beyond the frequent use of "we."
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« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2006, 11:12:04 pm »
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Okay.  Thought so.




So perhaps you'd enlighten me regarding his comments beyond the frequent use of "we."




Already did right after the game versus the Cardinals (although now Gallo is saying the right things... good for him).  Why are you so interested?  It it because it just is soooo revealing what Gallo said, or is it because it's me and you just want to snip at my ankles?  Just wondering.