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Pitch around Jason Bay, for Christ's SAKE!
« on: May 28, 2006, 03:33:11 pm »
Jesus.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay, for Christ's SAKE!
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2006, 03:38:32 pm »
The Canadian Crusher...he's locked in.  It's time to go Barbary Coast on these Bucs.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay, for Christ's SAKE!
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2006, 03:40:38 pm »
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The Canadian Crusher...he's locked in.  It's time to go Barbary Coast on these Bucs.



I say dot the son of a bitch a few times, that'll get him off the plate.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2006, 09:46:56 pm »
You ever considered language that doesn't offend roughly 2.3 billion people?
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2006, 09:53:23 pm »
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You ever considered language that doesn't offend roughly 2.3 billion people?



yeah, i hate it when people say "son of a bitch."
2.3 billion people have bitches as mothers.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2006, 09:55:53 pm »
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You ever considered language that doesn't offend roughly 2.3 billion people?



Get over it.

I would guess that those 2.3 billion people can choose to not read this site.  This is not the place for people that can be easily offended.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2006, 10:13:46 pm »
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You ever considered language that doesn't offend roughly 2.3 billion people?



yeah, i hate it when people say "son of a bitch."
2.3 billion people have bitches as mothers.



I assume there's a line somewhere on this site, and my humble suggestion is that a blashpemy against a major world religion is in bad taste.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2006, 10:20:37 pm »
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You ever considered language that doesn't offend roughly 2.3 billion people?



yeah, i hate it when people say "son of a bitch."
2.3 billion people have bitches as mothers.



I assume there's a line somewhere on this site, and my humble suggestion is that a blashpemy against a major world religion is in bad taste.



Blashpemy?  That's sad if you are being serious.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2006, 10:25:21 pm »
WTF? poor sensitive zan. did some big bad poster offend you?
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2006, 10:40:16 pm »
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You ever considered language that doesn't offend roughly 2.3 billion people?



yeah, i hate it when people say "son of a bitch."
2.3 billion people have bitches as mothers.



I assume there's a line somewhere on this site, and my humble suggestion is that a blashpemy against a major world religion is in bad taste.



Blashpemy?  That's sad if you are being serious.



It must be scary trying to navigate this dangerous world with such thin skin.  Since when is OWA the model of good taste?

But in all fairness perhaps Mraup could've used more PC terms such as:

Gosh darn it!
Ding dang it!
Shazam!
Golly gee willakers!
Fuck!
Fuck me!
Fuck them!
Fuck Fuck Fuck!
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2006, 12:20:34 am »
Had he said "for Mohammeds sake!" The ACLU would be all up in here demanding an apology. Then the site would probably be shut down by hackers from Saudi Arabia calling for heads to be cut off.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2006, 12:52:29 am »
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Had he said "for Mohammeds sake!" The ACLU would be all up in here demanding an apology. Then the site would probably be shut down by hackers from Saudi Arabia calling for heads to be cut off.



You are kidding, right?
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2006, 02:47:36 am »
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Had he said "for Mohammeds sake!" The ACLU would be all up in here demanding an apology. Then the site would probably be shut down by hackers from Saudi Arabia calling for heads to be cut off.



Please, whenever you write the Prophet's name, write "Peace Be Upon Him," or at least "PBUH".  Thank you.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2006, 09:54:10 am »
I oppose all religious, ethnic, racial, and sexual slurs. If that makes me a thin-skinned sissy in Jim R's book, so be it.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2006, 10:23:11 am »
there were no "slurs" posted.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2006, 11:22:01 am »
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Had he said "for Mohammeds sake!" The ACLU would be all up in here demanding an apology. Then the site would probably be shut down by hackers from Saudi Arabia calling for heads to be cut off.



lol...you got that right.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2006, 12:21:02 pm »
Mohammed doesn't dare dig in against Jesus.  He knows that Jesus will go up and in on him at the drop of a kaffiah.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2006, 12:31:33 pm »
No slurs this time. Seen plenty before. The "JC" (that and "GD" - ugh) epithets make me cringe, too, but I'm not here to crusade, and I know anything *I* say won't change one person's mind. It's about effective use of resources.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2006, 12:46:50 pm »
Mohammed is a basketball and football guy.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2006, 10:26:07 am »
There sure are some high horses running around here.  Get fucking real, this is a baseball forum.  WFW.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2006, 10:42:21 am »
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Mohammed is a basketball and football guy.



Something tells me Mohammed would not take well to the pigskin.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2006, 07:43:02 pm »
You know what's pretty funny.  I thought that Zan was offended by the "dot the son of a bitch" comment. I assumed that he thought Raup was making fun of Hindus.
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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2006, 07:45:53 pm »
And besides we all know that Jesus loves all sports.

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Re: Pitch around Jason Bay
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2006, 08:26:30 pm »
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And besides we all know that Jesus loves all sports.

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Laughed out loud at those pics. That first one is a little creepy though. JC's in there pretty tightly.
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