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I hate the goddamn fucking Pirates...
« on: May 28, 2006, 12:36:31 am »
That is all.
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Re: I hate the goddamn fucking Pirates...
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2006, 12:41:56 am »
Two unbelievable, inning-ending defensive plays in two innings.  That sucks.

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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2006, 12:42:41 am »
And then Lidge walks Vogelsong on 5 fucking pitches.
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2006, 01:20:40 am »
I hope you get hit by a bus, Mike Gallo.
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2006, 01:22:03 am »
I couldn't help but laugh.  The Astros scratch one out, and it's undone with precisely one pitch.

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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2006, 01:22:25 am »
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I hope you get hit by a bus, Mike Gallo.




Why was Garner pitching Gallo in the 17th?
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2006, 01:23:33 am »
Why is Gallo even on the fucking team?

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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2006, 01:24:48 am »
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I hope you get hit by a bus, Mike Gallo.




Why was Garner pitching Gallo in the 17th?




Gallo and Borkowski are all we've got left.

I don't know why between the two.

I just know that I hate Mike Gallo... And this game doesn't have much to do with it, other than adding to the list.

That pitch to Castillo was a fat ass fastball RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE. What a fucking moron.
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2006, 01:26:09 am »
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Why is Gallo even on the fucking team?




Amen, brotha.
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2006, 01:42:27 am »
Funnest game of the year.

Funnest is a word, right?

RIGHT?!!

Aw, fuck it. I hate the Pirates too.

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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2006, 01:48:02 am »
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Funnest game of the year.

Funnest is a word, right?

RIGHT?!!

Aw, fuck it. I hate the Pirates too.





Repeat after me:

I

Hate

The

Goddamn

Fucking

Pirates.
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2006, 01:50:42 am »
FUCK YOU GALLO! YOU FUCKING SCRUB! A WILD PITCH ON A FUCKING I-WALK!
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2006, 01:51:07 am »
Mike Gallo, you're fired.

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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2006, 01:52:13 am »
Wow.  Just... wow.

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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2006, 01:52:36 am »
That was LaLoosh, minus about 40 mph.

I can't say that I have seen Cruz at the mound calling for a pitching change before. How bad is THAT? I wonder if he is communicating strategy by patting asses and telling everyone there are zero outs.
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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2006, 01:53:56 am »
"he'll take the baseball away from mike gallo."as bad as things are it makes me feel a little better. we may need a lot of luck, but I know that luck aint coming with the hangman on the mound.
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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2006, 01:55:54 am »
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That was LaLoosh, minus about 40 mph.

I can't say that I have seen Cruz at the mound calling for a pitching change before. How bad is THAT? I wonder if he is communicating strategy by patting asses and telling everyone there are zero outs.





I'm just absolutely disgusted with Mike Gallo. I didn't like him before...

Now, if I ever see him on fire, I'll chug a gallon of gasoline before I piss on him to "put the fire out".
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2006, 01:56:21 am »
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2006, 01:58:21 am »
I actually have a headache. Can't imagine how Garner has been stewing in the clubhouse, though.

Well, on to Sunday. Isn't this about when the Chronicle posts a headstone?
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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2006, 01:58:27 am »
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Funnest game of the year.

Funnest is a word, right?

RIGHT?!!

Aw, fuck it. I hate the Pirates too.





Repeat after me:

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Hate

The

Goddamn

Fucking

Pirates.





Me too.
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« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2006, 02:00:39 am »
Think about this for a second.

You're brought in from the bullpen in the 17th inning.
You have a 1 run lead to protect, and the guy thats been taking the wildest swings imaginable in extra innings is coming up.

Mike, whatever you do, DON'T throw a fucking cockshot down the middle, beca... Oh, wait, IT ALREADY FUCKING HAPPENED!

You protected the lead for exactly ZERO fucking pitches.

Nice job, asshole.
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« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2006, 02:05:36 am »
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Isn't this about when the Chronicle posts a headstone?




Or a funeral pyre. Nothing cleanses like fire...

100 losses anyone?

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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2006, 02:09:30 am »
Forget Gallo... how about the HP ump calling Burke out in the what... 7th? I forget. Keep that run, and there might not have been extra innings. I was half-asleep when it happened, but why wasn't Ausmus kept in the game when he pinch-hit?
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« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2006, 02:12:47 am »
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Forget Gallo... how about the HP ump calling Burke out in the what... 7th? I forget. Keep that run, and there might not have been extra innings. I was half-asleep when it happened, but why wasn't Ausmus kept in the game when he pinch-hit?




I've actually been wondering that myself.  If you're in for the long haul and think you're going to use the entire pitching staff, don't you want Ausmus back there?

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« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2006, 02:13:06 am »
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Forget Gallo... how about the HP ump calling Burke out in the what... 7th? I forget. Keep that run, and there might not have been extra innings. I was half-asleep when it happened, but why wasn't Ausmus kept in the game when he pinch-hit?




No way I forget Gallo.

Forget the botched call at the plate. You've got to play through bad calls, and we did. We hung in there just fine until Gascan Gallo came in and sucked it up to the nth degree.
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« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2006, 02:18:19 am »
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Forget Gallo... how about the HP ump calling Burke out in the what... 7th? I forget. Keep that run, and there might not have been extra innings. I was half-asleep when it happened, but why wasn't Ausmus kept in the game when he pinch-hit?




No way I forget Gallo.

Forget the botched call at the plate. You've got to play through bad calls, and we did. We hung in there just fine until Gascan Gallo came in and sucked it up to the nth degree.





And why bring him back out in the 18th?  He was totally ineffective in the 17th...

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« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2006, 02:27:32 am »
That was insane.  First time I've had to use the 2nd scoresheet that I bring to every game.
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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2006, 02:28:50 am »
Let's hope this is the moment of the turnaround.  This is the low point of the season.  I can't imagine a worse ending to a game.  It's time to shake off the cobwebs and come back.  The Astros shall overcome.  May 28 today--isn't that the date of El Jefe's Great Prognostication?
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« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2006, 02:29:23 am »
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That was insane.  First time I've had to use the 2nd scoresheet that I bring to every game.




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« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2006, 02:31:13 am »
Yes, I kept score of the whole thing and I never once left my seat.

Is there a curfew rule in MLB?  For some reason I thought you couldn't start a new inning after 1AM, but I don't see anything in the rule book about it.
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« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2006, 02:32:27 am »
They were saying on the broadcast that there is no curfew rule.

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« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2006, 02:50:43 am »
Yeah there is a curfew rule & if we went over it then they would suspend the game until the following day. There is not a set time per se it just depends on the specific city. Pittsburgh could have a 2AM curfew and Houston could have a 4AM but either way the city curfew is definitely later then 1 AM.
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« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2006, 03:22:17 am »
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Yeah there is a curfew rule & if we went over it then they would suspend the game until the following day. There is not a set time per se it just depends on the specific city. Pittsburgh could have a 2AM curfew and Houston could have a 4AM but either way the city curfew is definitely later then 1 AM.




There are no curfew rules anymore.