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Hit Batter
« on: May 23, 2006, 06:04:06 pm »
His reaction takes douchebaggery to a new level.  Hilarious.

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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2006, 06:10:45 pm »
The guy really recovered quickly!  Great video!

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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2006, 06:14:19 pm »
Looks like Barrett's (obviously linear) family tree runs straight to Arkansas.
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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2006, 06:20:36 pm »
Looks more like 'Roid Rage to me.

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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2006, 06:29:50 pm »
Two words:

Ster. Roids.
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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2006, 06:29:51 pm »
You've got to wonder what makes a college catcher clutch his elbow like a big pussy...

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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2006, 06:33:57 pm »
When I saw that his elbow was wrapped, I initially gave benefit of doubt, thinking he tweaked it checking his swing.

A minute later, I was reminded that if you're wearing that pig on your uniform, you forfeit benefit of the doubt.
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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2006, 01:21:29 am »
Quote:

Two words:

Ster. Roids.





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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 10:23:57 am »
Quote:

Two words:

Ster. Roids.




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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2006, 10:38:51 am »
Arkansas.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
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Re: Hit Batter
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2006, 11:17:56 am »
Saw that passed around by all my Ole Miss fans.  They said the guy got hooted unmercifully the rest of the series.
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