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Chance is at it again...Non-BB (Texans/Vince Young related)
« on: March 17, 2006, 01:28:26 am »
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Re: Chance is at it again...Non-BB (Texans/Vince Young related)
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 09:50:31 am »
blech.

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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2006, 11:27:33 am »
Holy Crap that was unbelievably awful.    That trumps All Systems Go as the worst ever Houston related sports song.

Why would someone embarrass themselves by putting that piece of dung on the internet?

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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 11:51:57 am »
That was AWESOME.  I love chance- I wish I could get all systems go downloaded.

Question- is he serious about this stuff or is it an Al Yankovick type paraody thing?

If it is the latter then it is well done and funny I think (if you like that genre), but if it is the former and he's a "serious" musician/commentator with this stuff then that takes the comedy level of the gig to heights I can't imagine.

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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006, 12:02:13 pm »
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That was AWESOME.  I love chance- I wish I could get all systems go downloaded.

Question- is he serious about this stuff or is it an Al Yankovick type paraody thing?

If it is the latter then it is well done and funny I think (if you like that genre), but if it is the former and he's a "serious" musician/commentator with this stuff then that takes the comedy level of the gig to heights I can't imagine.





I think the word "punch" should always be in close proximity to the word "Chance".

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Re: Chance is at it again...Non-BB (Texans/Vince Young relat
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2006, 01:55:35 pm »
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That was AWESOME.  I love chance- I wish I could get all systems go downloaded.

Question- is he serious about this stuff or is it an Al Yankovick type paraody thing?

If it is the latter then it is well done and funny I think (if you like that genre), but if it is the former and he's a "serious" musician/commentator with this stuff then that takes the comedy level of the gig to heights I can't imagine.





I don't want to bag on the guy, or comment about his talent, creativity, or motivation. I... just... hope... I never hear that again.
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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 04:22:52 pm »
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That was AWESOME.  I love chance- I wish I could get all systems go downloaded.

Question- is he serious about this stuff or is it an Al Yankovick type paraody thing?

If it is the latter then it is well done and funny I think (if you like that genre), but if it is the former and he's a "serious" musician/commentator with this stuff then that takes the comedy level of the gig to heights I can't imagine.





I don't want to bag on the guy, or comment about his talent, creativity, or motivation. I... just... hope... I never hear that again.





Damn those were funny times.  HH and Zipp said they didn't like his song (sounded like monkeys being raped or somthing) so the dude starts "oh yeah, well, I'm such a fan I spend $10k of my own money making that song, and I'll be singing it at MMPUS...."

and back and forth and his little buddy even jumped in the fray.  Good times I tells ya.
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Re: Chance is at it again...Non-BB (Texans/Vince Young relat
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2006, 08:52:43 pm »
Boy, you know, All Systems Go is so bad it's funny, but to quote Ghost World, that's so bad it's gone past good and it's back bad again.
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2006, 10:20:05 am »
Do you think the makers of "Ghost World" had enough self-awareness to appreciate the irony?
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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2006, 11:24:12 am »
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« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2006, 04:55:42 pm »
I just heard this on 610's online stream.

My ears are bleeding.
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2006, 06:20:45 pm »
It was so awful, I'm almost starting to wish the Texans pass on Vince.

I've obviously missed something enormous, you guys know the putz that did this castrated-yak-crap?

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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2006, 06:25:17 pm »
He's a producer on the Morning Show at 610 am.

He created the equally wretched song about Roger Clemens coming to the Astros a couple of years ago.

He's also a hyper-sensitive pussy.

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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2006, 06:27:23 pm »
Someone that used to post here?  How did I miss this whole thing?

Wait, wait, wait...someone in local radio with no talent who is a hyper-sensitive pussy who dresses in women's clothing?  I don't believe it.

I know you didn't tell me about the women's clothing.  I'm making the educated guess here.

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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2006, 06:31:00 pm »
He's never posted to the TZ to my knowledge.  He asked "Virtual Darryl" to post the Roger Clemens song over here when he wrote it, so I'm guessing he used to post at AD.

It got trashed, I said it sounded like monkeys being raped and Darryl started crying about it, and by proxy Chance (McLain, in case you were wondering, which you weren't) let us know that he had a "deal" and the Astros were going to be playing it often in MMPUS ana we were all just jealous.

Or something.

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« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2006, 06:37:19 pm »
Ah.  Ha.

I don't feel any "better" oddly.

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« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2006, 10:04:26 am »
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It was so awful, I'm almost starting to wish the Texans pass on Vince.






Justice somehow gets  this story on the front page of the Chronicle today, above the fold.  Amazing.  I don't give a crap one way or the other, but Justice's gorveling over Vince is quite incredible.

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« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2006, 11:01:09 am »
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It was so awful, I'm almost starting to wish the Texans pass on Vince.






Justice somehow gets  this story on the front page of the Chronicle today, above the fold.  Amazing.  I don't give a crap one way or the other, but Justice's gorveling over Vince is quite incredible.





anybody else ever read the deadspin.com series called "why your hometown columnist sucks?"  one of the main sucky issues that keep coming up is with columnists having paragraphs that are only one sentence long (sometimes just one or two words long), and using lots to fragmented sentences to artificially add affect to their platitudes:

"The Texans have made a long-term commitment to incumbent quarterback David Carr, and Bush would be the simpler pick. He arrives, slides into the backfield behind Carr. Health, happiness and championships follow.

Except for one thing.

Young may be too good to pass up."

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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2006, 11:17:58 am »
That article calls to mind the hagiographic biographies written about Stalin during the height of his cult of personality.
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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2006, 12:26:53 pm »
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It was so awful, I'm almost starting to wish the Texans pass on Vince.






Justice somehow gets  this story on the front page of the Chronicle today, above the fold.  Amazing.  I don't give a crap one way or the other, but Justice's gorveling over Vince is quite incredible.





You should have heard him on 610 this morning with John & Lance. And, no, I don't know WHY I was listening to them.
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2006, 09:31:48 pm »
ttt

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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2006, 11:27:10 pm »
Are you drinking again Wulaw?
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2006, 11:20:58 am »
sorta, but not really.

just had the busiest day of my job- and had total and complete computer meltdown.  Cut like 100 checks that my accounting geeks told me are all going to bounce (fun stuff like people's mortgage payoffs and the like), can't reconcile my company books, will have everything wiped out monday morning that we did friday, meaning like groundhog day I get to redo friday all over again.

Figured beer and Chance McClaine at the office was the best way to handle the problem.  When you are drinking a cold one and listening to something that goofy you can't wallow in self pity- I don't think its possible.  Try it sometime.

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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2006, 11:47:53 am »
The only piece I'm missing is how "ttt" factors in.
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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2006, 01:06:25 pm »
ttt ='s to the top, which meant I wouldn't have to go to the third page looking for it.

Just hit me laying in bed this morning that I now probably don't get to go to opening day, as I will have 2 days worth of work to do monday and not be able to leave work by 4:30.  Aaargh, now I'm mad.