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NL Central Unpredictable
« on: March 16, 2006, 05:00:54 am »
Folks seem unhappy with the writers' picks for the NL Central. The Astros should therefore move to the AL West, giving each division five teams and making both races easier to call.

There are so many benefits. The difficulty of travel to the West Coast should be made up for by the shared travel ease when playing the Rangers. In fact, the Astros could begin to play outdoor baseball in Texas on a regular basis. They might even be titled Western Division champs for the first time in 20 years.

Has anyone suggested this to Drayton? Who has his number?

OMG, I just thought of this... Bagwell could DH and wouldn't have to learn to throw sidearm or underhanded!! This is awesome. Instead of moving him to the AL, move the AL to Houston!!!

This is such a great idea. Does Bud Selig even know about this? Granted, there's a chance this might not get done for '06, so I want to send Bagwell some video to help his throwing. Does anyone know his address? My tips for him are still top secret, so all I can say for now is Revenge of the Nerds,  Lamar , javelin!

Has anyone suggested this to Bagwell? I came up with this all by myself, but if someone else thought of it too, cool. We can share the credit as long as you can get me in touch with him.

By the way, totally non-BB, but does anyone know General Abizaid's cell#? I've got some ideas about Iraq he might not have thought of. Let's just say they might not like Bush, but everybody loves Benjamin Franklin if you know what I mean!
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Re: NL Central Unpredictable
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2006, 10:02:48 am »
Yawn.  Every morning I get up, grab some coffee, fire up the PC, and check OWA.  When the first post I read sucks ass, that is a bad omen.  Not as if I'm superstitious or anything.
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2006, 10:21:39 am »
It's a good idea, but here's one better:  MLS.  That's right, the Astros could become the MLS team for Houston, and we wouldn't have to change their name.  I think Drayton's been thinking about this, because there was a Mexican League friendly played at MMPUS this spring.  Bagwell was supposed to be an excellent high school soccer player, so it works for him, too.
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2006, 10:31:21 am »
Astros reminds Mexican-Americans that they don't have a space program.

I don't think they'd buy tickets.
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2006, 10:31:58 am »
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Yawn.  Every morning I get up, grab some coffee, fire up the PC, and check OWA.  When the first post I read sucks ass, that is a bad omen.  Not as if I'm superstitious or anything.



The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.

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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2006, 10:33:46 am »
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Astros reminds Mexican-Americans that they don't have a space program.

I don't think they'd buy tickets.



Muy bien.

Looks like Pius X, by the way.  They must have believed you were the father.
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2006, 10:34:24 am »
Waldo can change BL's post count.

And yes, the articles are all archived somewhere...I think No? has them.
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2006, 10:35:41 am »
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Astros reminds Mexican-Americans that they don't have a space program.

I don't think they'd buy tickets.



Muy bien.

Looks like Pius X, by the way.  They must have believed you were the father.



Congrats.  Hope he's happy about that.  Is he going to play ball? Coach McGee is a good guy and runs a pretty strong program.
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2006, 10:40:17 am »
He'll try.
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2006, 11:03:51 am »
you know how whenn you where a kid playing ball and they put the ones who really sucked in the out field  . well they should create a position for bagwell where he never has to throw at all. have a group of stat people plot all ball games ever played and place him in the exact positon where no ball has ever fallen. he gets gold glove for going a whole season without making an errot.. brilliant
welcome back nice to wake up with a post like that!
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2006, 11:09:25 am »
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Waldo can change BL's post count.

And yes, the articles are all archived somewhere...I think No? has them.



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Welcome back, Breedlove.
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2006, 11:11:15 am »
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Welcome back, Breedlove.



Thanks Greg!
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2006, 11:13:59 am »
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Yawn.  Every morning I get up, grab some coffee, fire up the PC, and check OWA.  When the first post I read sucks ass, that is a bad omen.  Not as if I'm superstitious or anything.



The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.

Admins: Is Breedlove's Brushback on archive somewhere?



Such are the times we live in.  I'm going to be pissed if this is just a tease.
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2006, 11:25:48 am »
They can't even put a man in a track suit up a ladder.
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2006, 11:29:23 am »
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The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.


Like so many before him - James Dean, River Phoenix, Mark Bolan, Terence Trent D'Arby and Danny Bonaduce - Breedlove's light burned bright, but oh so short.  It'll be cool to have him back in the fold.
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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2006, 11:34:45 am »
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The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.


Like so many before him - James Dean, River Phoenix, Mark Bolan, Terence Trent D'Arby and Danny Bonaduce - Breedlove's light burned bright, but oh so short.  It'll be cool to have him back in the fold.



Don't forget Pee-Wee Herman.
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2006, 11:41:10 am »
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Yawn.  Every morning I get up, grab some coffee, fire up the PC, and check OWA.  When the first post I read sucks ass, that is a bad omen.  Not as if I'm superstitious or anything.



The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.

Admins: Is Breedlove's Brushback on archive somewhere?



Such are the times we live in.  I'm going to be pissed if this is just a tease.



I've a feeling you're going to be pissed.  Unless for some reason 3AM central has become his prime posting time.
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2006, 11:52:57 am »
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The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.


Like so many before him - James Dean, River Phoenix, Mark Bolan, Terence Trent D'Arby and Danny Bonaduce - Breedlove's light burned bright, but oh so short.  It'll be cool to have him back in the fold.



I loved the way he was welcomed back.  Reminded me of the time Mitch Melusky told Matt Mieske to go fuck himself.
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Yawn.  Every morning I get up, grab some coffee, fire up the PC, and check OWA.  When the first post I read sucks ass, that is a bad omen.  Not as if I'm superstitious or anything.



The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.

Admins: Is Breedlove's Brushback on archive somewhere?



Such are the times we live in.  I'm going to be pissed if this is just a tease.



I've a feeling you're going to be pissed.  Unless for some reason 3AM central has become his prime posting time.



Oh, that would be different.
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2006, 11:59:32 am »
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The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.


Like so many before him - James Dean, River Phoenix, Mark Bolan, Terence Trent D'Arby and Danny Bonaduce - Breedlove's light burned bright, but oh so short.  It'll be cool to have him back in the fold.



I loved the way he was welcomed back.  Reminded me of the time Mitch Melusky told Matt Mieske to go fuck himself.



Listen, if Breedlove is some legend from a past era, so be it.  I still reread the post and see nothing but redone takes on old threads.
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« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2006, 12:03:53 pm »
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The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.


Like so many before him - James Dean, River Phoenix, Mark Bolan, Terence Trent D'Arby and Danny Bonaduce - Breedlove's light burned bright, but oh so short.  It'll be cool to have him back in the fold.



I loved the way he was welcomed back.  Reminded me of the time Mitch Melusky told Matt Mieske to go fuck himself.



Listen, if Breedlove is some legend from a past era, so be it.  I still reread the post and see nothing but redone takes on old threads.



No need to apologize for your response.  It was a perfect TZ "welcome back."
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« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2006, 12:13:15 pm »
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The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.


Like so many before him - James Dean, River Phoenix, Mark Bolan, Terence Trent D'Arby and Danny Bonaduce - Breedlove's light burned bright, but oh so short.  It'll be cool to have him back in the fold.



Don't forget Pee-Wee Herman.



I thought he preferred dim lights.
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« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2006, 12:23:47 pm »
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The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.


Like so many before him - James Dean, River Phoenix, Mark Bolan, Terence Trent D'Arby and Danny Bonaduce - Breedlove's light burned bright, but oh so short.  It'll be cool to have him back in the fold.



I loved the way he was welcomed back.  Reminded me of the time Mitch Melusky told Matt Mieske to go fuck himself.



Listen, if Breedlove is some legend from a past era, so be it.  I still reread the post and see nothing but redone takes on old threads.



Yet content complaints are so fresh.

And for the record, tards, only my girlfriend gets me back in the fold.
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The legendary Breedlove has been MIA for years, so it's good to see him back. Check out the TZ Hall of Fame for some blast from the past. Naming him a clark seems so...so wrong.


Like so many before him - James Dean, River Phoenix, Mark Bolan, Terence Trent D'Arby and Danny Bonaduce - Breedlove's light burned bright, but oh so short.  It'll be cool to have him back in the fold.



I loved the way he was welcomed back.  Reminded me of the time Mitch Melusky told Matt Mieske to go fuck himself.



Listen, if Breedlove is some legend from a past era, so be it.  I still reread the post and see nothing but redone takes on old threads.



Yet content complaints are so fresh.

And for the record, tards, only my girlfriend gets me back in the fold.



Wit folks.  Take note.
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« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2006, 12:39:32 pm »
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And for the record, tards, only my girlfriend gets me back in the fold.



I am so glad the Federal Prison System is allowing you guys to have internet access again.

How is T-Bone?
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« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2006, 12:47:56 pm »
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And for the record, tards, only my girlfriend gets me back in the fold.



I am so glad the Federal Prison System is allowing you guys to have internet access again.

How is T-Bone?



Haven't seen him in years. T-Bone's in County, bitch.

Seriously, Andy, that was a one-time thing and I've told you I'm sorry. I swear he talked about you the whole time. It was all "Zipper's so vibe!"

By the way, we're getting together to drink mimosas and watch the full season of Project Runway in our underwear. We'll each be playing a cast member. Come on by... if memory serves, you'd make a great Chloe.
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« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2006, 10:49:42 pm »

How fast can you delete a post?

(Pretty damn fast, fuck face.)
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« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2006, 08:36:29 pm »
Actually that was nearly an hour. Where were you, checking if Roger took a poo?

How's Josh Bonifay looking anyway?
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« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2006, 11:53:03 pm »
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Actually that was nearly an hour. Where were you, checking if Roger took a poo?

How's Josh Bonifay looking anyway?



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