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« on: March 03, 2006, 12:52:18 pm »
"I don't know if it'll make any change, but I figure it's time for me to start playing ball." - Jimmy "Alkie" Chitwood

It's been five months since my monumental meltdown, where I had my annual attack on someone who didn't deserve it because, as usual, I took Astros baseball far too seriously.  

It was then that I realized I was also taking this board waaaaaaaaaay too seriously.  So I thought it was time for me to step down for awhile.  

Had a decent offseason.  Became a CPA.  Became a PFS.  Started a successful consulting firm.  Went to LA to watch my alma mater win some sort of football game.  Did some travel.  Calmed down a bit.

Anyway, I see they're playing ball again, so I figured maybe I'd come back, take some well-deserved shit, and move on.

For the record, as someone who left the fold for awhile, I can tell you...it's incredible what you can accomplish when you're not spending 16 hours a day on this site.  Worse than drugs, I tell you.

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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2006, 01:00:40 pm »
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"I don't know if it'll make any change, but I figure it's time for me to start playing ball." - Jimmy "Alkie" Chitwood

It's been five months since my monumental meltdown, where I had my annual attack on someone who didn't deserve it because, as usual, I took Astros baseball far too seriously.  

It was then that I realized I was also taking this board waaaaaaaaaay too seriously.  So I thought it was time for me to step down for awhile.  

Had a decent offseason.  Became a CPA.  Became a PFS.  Started a successful consulting firm.  Went to LA to watch my alma mater win some sort of football game.  Did some travel.  Calmed down a bit.

Anyway, I see they're playing ball again, so I figured maybe I'd come back, take some well-deserved shit, and move on.

For the record, as someone who left the fold for awhile, I can tell you...it's incredible what you can accomplish when you're not spending 16 hours a day on this site.  Worse than drugs, I tell you.





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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2006, 01:03:03 pm »
No.

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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2006, 01:03:54 pm »
Don't mind pravata - he's been pissy ever since his favorite stomping grounds got taken down.
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2006, 01:04:06 pm »
Thanks, and for the record...I never read the thread from October where I exploded.  No desire to read it.  

Whatever was said at the time, I'm sorry for what I said and if anyone said anything about me, I'm sure it was deserved.

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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2006, 01:05:14 pm »
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Don't mind pravata - he's been pissy ever since his favorite stomping grounds got taken down.




What was that?

I'm not kidding, I haven't even lurked in here since October.  I know absolutely nothing that's happened since the end of the WS.

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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2006, 01:05:25 pm »
I just re-read it and I am pretty pissed. I hate it when I have to take Jim's side in anything.
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2006, 01:06:55 pm »
You didn't miss much.  What's a PFS?
blah, blah, blah . . .

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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2006, 01:07:33 pm »
Wasn't kidding.  Not interested.  (edit: And for the record, Jim was right.)

I was grossly out of order.  I acknowledged that and left for 5 months.

Zat time.  Has passed.

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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2006, 01:08:42 pm »
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Don't mind pravata - he's been pissy ever since his favorite stomping grounds got taken down.




What was that?

I'm not kidding, I haven't even lurked in here since October.  I know absolutely nothing that's happened since the end of the WS.




Let me catch you up.  We've just about got it figured that if we had the opportunity to start a team from scratch, and money is not a consideration, nor any of the other players on the team, or any other team, nor the location of the ballpark, nor the year, and all players had all their limbs and a glove, we might choose Alex Rodriguez to play short instead of Adam Everett.

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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2006, 01:10:33 pm »
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Let me catch you up.  We've just about got it figured that if we had the opportunity to start a team from scratch, and money is not a consideration, nor any of the other players on the team, or any other team, nor the location of the ballpark, nor the year, and all players had all their limbs and a glove, we might choose Alex Rodriguez to play short instead of Adam Everett.





Ludicrous.

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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2006, 01:11:49 pm »
I don't know if you've seen  this but it's a pretty nifty tool.

I'm guessing Personal Financial Specialist.
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2006, 01:11:49 pm »
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Let me catch you up.  We've just about got it figured that if we had the opportunity to start a team from scratch, and money is not a consideration, nor any of the other players on the team, or any other team, nor the location of the ballpark, nor the year, and all players had all their limbs and a glove, we might choose Alex Rodriguez to play short instead of Adam Everett.




This is what I've missed?  A-Rod is the best you guys could do?  Because he's helped his team win so many more postseason games than AE?

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« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2006, 01:12:38 pm »
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Let me catch you up.  We've just about got it figured that if we had the opportunity to start a team from scratch, and money is not a consideration, nor any of the other players on the team, or any other team, nor the location of the ballpark, nor the year, and all players had all their limbs and a glove, we might choose Alex Rodriguez to play short instead of Adam Everett.




This is what I've missed?  A-Rod is the best you guys could do?  Because he's helped his team win so many more postseason games than AE?





See? You're reading my mind.

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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2006, 01:12:46 pm »
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I don't know if you've seen  this but it's a pretty nifty tool.

I'm guessing Personal Financial Specialist.





Yes sir.

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« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2006, 01:13:56 pm »
Well, so case closed.  Good to see my chemical imbalance was still well represented here.

I'll go back to my cave.  See you all in October.

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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2006, 01:16:50 pm »
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Let me catch you up.  We've just about got it figured that if we had the opportunity to start a team from scratch, and money is not a consideration, nor any of the other players on the team, or any other team, nor the location of the ballpark, nor the year, and all players had all their limbs and a glove, we might choose Alex Rodriguez to play short instead of Adam Everett.





Ludicrous.





I've changed my mind.  Bring Rafael Ramirez out of retirement.

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« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2006, 01:18:44 pm »
everyone here marches to their own drummer.. glad you are back from your self imposed time out
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« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2006, 01:18:44 pm »
Well, while you were becoming a CPA, I watched all of season one of The Shield on DVD.  So there.
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2006, 01:21:20 pm »
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Let me catch you up.  We've just about got it figured that if we had the opportunity to start a team from scratch, and money is not a consideration, nor any of the other players on the team, or any other team, nor the location of the ballpark, nor the year, and all players had all their limbs and a glove, we might choose Alex Rodriguez to play short instead of Adam Everett.





Ludicrous.




I've changed my mind.  Bring Rafael Ramirez out of retirement.




I'm gonna crab out of this one as well.  But I was more of an Eric Yelding man myself.

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« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2006, 02:38:15 pm »
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I've changed my mind.  Bring Rafael Ramirez out of retirement.




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I'm gonna crab out of this one as well.  But I was more of an Eric Yelding man myself.





Roger Metzger was better than all of 'em.  And would have been even if, hypothetically, he'd got some of his fingers cut off by a bandsaw.

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« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2006, 03:13:36 pm »
Good to have you back, Alkie. You missed nothing, even the barzilla threads were only one page...S-L-O-W.
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« Reply #22 on: March 03, 2006, 03:41:27 pm »
Alkie, nice to have you back.  Were you gone?
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« Reply #23 on: March 03, 2006, 03:42:42 pm »
Wrong Eric.  Eric Anthony was going to be the savior of the Astros.  Not Eric Yelding.  Problem:  No one hits HR's in the vast expanse of the Astrodome.  Solution:  Find guy who hits balls 500'.
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« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2006, 05:34:02 pm »
welcome back. i missed you.
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« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2006, 06:01:42 pm »
Welcome back Alkie.  Are you still in El Paso?
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« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2006, 06:34:55 pm »
Welcome back Alkie- and I still think that this 2005 astros team has a run left in them and is fundamentally about a 90 win team.

Missed your blend of comic insanity.

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« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2006, 07:15:14 pm »
Zak:

You better stay your ass here. Your meltdown was classic entertainment.

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« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2006, 07:44:45 pm »
Who ya bullshittin'?  A CPA?  Horseshit.  I saw you hanging out on Telephone Road sellin' your ass to the tourists for beer money.
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« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2006, 11:23:43 am »
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Had a decent offseason.  Became a CPA.  





Suddenly I feel so... dirty.

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« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2006, 12:10:57 pm »
Yeah, any ape can pass that exam.  Passed the thing on the first try with an average of 82.  I don't know what everyone is complaining about.

As for everyone else, thank you very much for the kind words or whatever they were.  

As for Foghorn, shut the fuck up...I WAS GETTING...MY...CPA.  Don't you know when to keep your trap shut?

I'll be around again, but it won't be ANYTHING like the old days.  I really am busy as fuck about 6-7 hours a day now.

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« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2006, 12:14:05 pm »
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Welcome back Alkie.  Are you still in El Paso?




Unfortunately, yes.

We've outstayed our welcome here and have a definite plan now.  

Obviously we had to take on a ton of debt to start up the business that now affords us, let's say, a "nicer" lifestyle (no more gay sex for money).  

We're living well, but paying down our debts while we're living cheap out in the desert.  

Once we've paid off 85% of our debt, we're the fuck out of here.  

We're moving to Memorial Villages in Houston (for sure), which is the reason we can't leave til we've eliminated most of our monthly debt payments.

Anyway, main point is...we'll be in Houston hopefully in the next 12-24 months.  If business keeps up at this pace, it'll be sooner.

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« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2006, 06:00:26 pm »
Well, next time you are in Houston, stop by and let me kick ya in the nuts for ol' time sakes.

Better move to Houston soon before the Republicans secure our borders with 20 foot fences and razor wire.  I'm not sure Dan Patrick and his friends know where Mexico ends and El Paso begins.
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« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2006, 06:29:40 pm »
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I'm not sure Dan Patrick and his friends know where Mexico ends and El Paso begins.




You seem to be under the belief that if El Paso were suddenly "in Mexico" things would be "different."

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« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2006, 02:26:33 am »
For the record, as someone who left the fold for awhile, I can tell you...it's incredible what you can accomplish when you're not spending 16 hours a day on this site.  Worse than drugs, I tell you.




No kidding.

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« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2006, 10:43:49 am »
Breedlove a Clark?  No respect, I tell you.  Those Brushbacks don't count for nothin'?
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« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2006, 10:45:42 am »
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Breedlove a Clark?  No respect, I tell you.  Those Brushbacks don't count for nothin'?




You have a better suggestion?  We could start a contest.
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« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2006, 10:53:12 am »
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Breedlove a Clark?  No respect, I tell you.  Those Brushbacks don't count for nothin'?




You have a better suggestion?  We could start a contest.





Nope - it just reminds me how much time I've spent in here since '98.
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« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2006, 10:58:29 am »
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For the record, as someone who left the fold for awhile, I can tell you...it's incredible what you can accomplish when you're not spending 16 hours a day on this site.  Worse than drugs, I tell you.




No kidding.




Look what I've started.

Where the hell have YOU been?  King of some African nation yet?

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« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2006, 11:01:05 am »
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Breedlove a Clark?  No respect, I tell you.  Those Brushbacks don't count for nothin'?




You have a better suggestion?  We could start a contest.




Nope - it just reminds me how much time I've spent in here since '98.




Hell, I'd probably have made partner by now if it weren't for this addiction.

I consider it a fair trade-off.
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« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2006, 11:07:53 am »
Sounds like a win-win to me.