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Strosrays on becoming a troll
« on: February 27, 2006, 04:29:29 pm »
In response to Bizidydizidy's unwillingness to admit his implied unfounded accusation that Kip Wells took steroids leading to his blood clot and repeated backpedaling from the accusation and the subsequent responses from a number of users calling him on it.

Re: Kip Wells blood clot, may miss entire season
02/27/06 12:39 PM #55449

"Perhaps this can made into a template and put in the FAQs.

Step 1 - Log in

Step 2 - Post a stupid, unsupportable message

Step 3 - Get hammered for it

Step 4 - Come back and say your original message didn't really say what it says, or doesn't say what it appears to everyone else but you it says

Step 5 - Get hammered for it

Step 6 - Come back and try to defend to original premise, the one you disowned in Step 4

Step 7 - Get hammered for it

Step 8 - Come back and say you are misunderstood, that you did not say what you said, or mean what you meant... but if you had, you would've been right, anyway. Give evidence to support this.

Step 9 - Get hammered for it

Step 10 - Take the high road, and say 'I am done with this', in a lofty way

Step 11 - Get hammered for it

Step 12 - Come back in (presumably on a lower road) and say, 'Yes I was done with this, but...' and proceed to rehash arguments made in Steps 4, 6, and 8

Step 13 - Get hammered for it

At this point, you can quit in indignant exasperation, or put in a go loop here and start the thing all over again. Either way, congratulations! You are now an OWA troll. "
Goin' for a bus ride.