Author Topic: Caption Competition (Read 3360 times)

Limey · « **on:** January 27, 2006, 05:24:28 pm »

Here's the photo.

Limey · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2006, 05:25:34 pm »

Quote:

Here's the photo.

Here's my effort:

"Nomar Garciappara pulls his Hamm string."

lc_db · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2006, 05:31:46 pm »

Introducing MLB's new poster boy for the Oil Seed Crushing industry.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2006, 05:37:51 pm »

Try as he might, the high note in the Star Spangled Banner was too much.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2006, 05:53:38 pm »

Nomar wasn't laughing that day as his pre-at-bat ritual got a little out of hand....

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2006, 05:54:49 pm »

Sadly, even thinking aboiut watching his wife's favorite sport was enough to bring on narcolepsy.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2006, 05:58:32 pm »

Asked about the Cubs' chances, Nomar just curled up in the fetal position and cried.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2006, 06:01:01 pm »

Itching powder in the jockstrap SOUNDED like a funny joke.

NeilT · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2006, 06:03:59 pm »

Nomar demonstrates for little leaguers everywhere the danger of improper use of safety equipment.

Señor Stan · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2006, 06:16:19 pm »

NOOOOOOO!!! LEFTYYYYYYY!!!!

MusicMan · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2006, 06:19:17 pm »

If sorry... but the line has been crossed.

How can any self-respecting man look at that picture and *laugh*

Jacksonian · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2006, 06:32:09 pm »

After catching a hard-on thinking about the Cubs post-season chances, Nomar could only come up with blue balls.

Fredia · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2006, 08:09:23 pm »

the cubs finally came up with a way to get nomar on the field in his cubs uni by dragging him from bed while stil sleepin.

UpTooLate · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2006, 09:26:02 pm »

Nomar attempts mating with a ceiling fan and finds out the parts really don't fit.

see: Dodgers

jaklewein · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2006, 11:20:15 am »

This is a picture of Nomar participating in a game of charades. The card he drew had "John Wayne Bobbitt" written on it.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2006, 02:36:46 pm »

Nomar: Mia, I said a gerbil, not a porcupine.

Clobbit · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2006, 12:21:29 am »

2006 NLCS...

...and as the final strike was called, Nomar's prophecy of pigs flying out of his butt if the Astros won the series began to be fulfilled...

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2006, 08:57:51 am »

Exhibit A: Why not to marry an Olympic female soccer player, and then cheat on her.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2006, 02:12:50 pm »

Lookie! I used the "word bubble" icon for my post!

Now, let's get offtopic...why the hell would the Dodgers play Kent at second and Nomar at first? Kent played 1B several times last season when strikeout machine Hee Sop Choi was hurt-I seriously doubt he'd object to playing 1st at this point in his career.

Author Topic: Caption Competition (Read 3360 times)

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