Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner Fireworks

[Francis74]

I have a friend who was at the game last night who heard most of what was said during the altercation between Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner after Ozzies player was hit by a bad pitch. I've deleted the explitives so the altercation sounds shorter than it actually was at the time. Here it is:

Ozzie: What? You... and now you tryin to hit my batters?

Phil: Listen you little piece of ...

Ozzie: ...

Phil: ...

Ozzie: ... or we will have you thrown out. If you don't believe I can do it, just look at your open roof!

Phil: You couldn't throw out a ... and I don't see your umpire badges!

Ozzie: Baa-chez? Baa-chez? We duh-own need no steekin baa-chez!!

At this point the Umpire stepped in and told them both to shut the ... up.

For what it's worth.

[pravata]

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I have a friend who was at the game last night who heard most of what was said during the altercation between Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner after Ozzies player was hit by a bad pitch. I've deleted the explitives so the altercation sounds shorter than it actually was at the time. Here it is:

Ozzie: What? You... and now you tryin to hit my batters?

Phil: Listen you little piece of ...

Ozzie: ...

Phil: ...

Ozzie: ... or we will have you thrown out. If you don't believe I can do it, just look at your open roof!

Phil: You couldn't throw out a ... and I don't see your umpire badges!

Ozzie: Baa-chez? Baa-chez? We duh-own need no steekin baa-chez!!

At this point the Umpire stepped in and told them both to shut the ... up.

For what it's worth.

It was Carl Everett and this is what he said

 ``I was upset with Phil chasing him down the line yelling at him,'' Everett said. ``I think the game should be handled on the field. Let the players handle it.''

As for what Everett said he was hollering to Garner?

Simple.

``Shut his mouth,'' he said.

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[Francis74]

That version may be more accurate, but it doesn't allow me to get my "Baa-chez? Baa-chez? We duh-own need no steekin baa-chez!!" joke in...

[pravata]

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That version may be more accurate, but it doesn't allow me to get my "Baa-chez? Baa-chez? We duh-own need no steekin baa-chez!!" joke in...

You looking to wake up with a headless chicken in your bed?

[Golden Sombrero]

I think you forgot to add the part where Guillen says "Venezuela!" at the end.

[Matt]

Oh is Ozzie from Venezuela?  I hadn't heard anything about that.

[juliogotay]

Fucking shithole 3rd world country. Leads the world in carjacking and corporate kidnapping. I wouldn't admit I was from there anymore.

[Phil_in_CS]

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Leads the world in carjacking and corporate kidnapping.

#1 in shooting baseball players in the ass, too