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Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner Fireworks
« on: October 26, 2005, 12:47:24 pm »
I have a friend who was at the game last night who heard most of what was said during the altercation between Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner after Ozzies player was hit by a bad pitch. I've deleted the explitives so the altercation sounds shorter than it actually was at the time. Here it is:

Ozzie: What? You... and now you tryin to hit my batters?

Phil: Listen you little piece of ...

Ozzie: ...

Phil: ...

Ozzie: ... or we will have you thrown out. If you don't believe I can do it, just look at your open roof!

Phil: You couldn't throw out a ... and I don't see your umpire badges!

Ozzie: Baa-chez? Baa-chez? We duh-own need no steekin baa-chez!!

At this point the Umpire stepped in and told them both to shut the ... up.

For what it's worth.

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Re: Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner Fireworks
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2005, 12:53:50 pm »
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I have a friend who was at the game last night who heard most of what was said during the altercation between Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner after Ozzies player was hit by a bad pitch. I've deleted the explitives so the altercation sounds shorter than it actually was at the time. Here it is:

Ozzie: What? You... and now you tryin to hit my batters?

Phil: Listen you little piece of ...

Ozzie: ...

Phil: ...

Ozzie: ... or we will have you thrown out. If you don't believe I can do it, just look at your open roof!

Phil: You couldn't throw out a ... and I don't see your umpire badges!

Ozzie: Baa-chez? Baa-chez? We duh-own need no steekin baa-chez!!

At this point the Umpire stepped in and told them both to shut the ... up.

For what it's worth.





It was Carl Everett and this is what he said

 ``I was upset with Phil chasing him down the line yelling at him,'' Everett said. ``I think the game should be handled on the field. Let the players handle it.''

As for what Everett said he was hollering to Garner?

Simple.

``Shut his mouth,'' he said.

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Re: Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner Fireworks
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2005, 12:57:29 pm »
That version may be more accurate, but it doesn't allow me to get my "Baa-chez? Baa-chez? We duh-own need no steekin baa-chez!!" joke in...

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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2005, 01:01:16 pm »
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That version may be more accurate, but it doesn't allow me to get my "Baa-chez? Baa-chez? We duh-own need no steekin baa-chez!!" joke in...




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Re: Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner Fireworks
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2005, 01:14:42 pm »
I think you forgot to add the part where Guillen says "Venezuela!" at the end.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner Fireworks
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2005, 01:16:16 pm »
Oh is Ozzie from Venezuela?  I hadn't heard anything about that.

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Re: Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner Fireworks
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2005, 02:15:13 pm »
Fucking shithole 3rd world country. Leads the world in carjacking and corporate kidnapping. I wouldn't admit I was from there anymore.

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Re: Ozzie Guillen and Phil Garner Fireworks
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2005, 02:18:09 pm »
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Leads the world in carjacking and corporate kidnapping.




#1 in shooting baseball players in the ass, too