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It's time to open up a can of orange whoopass on the !*% Sox
« on: October 26, 2005, 12:58:07 pm »
In less than 8 hours, baseball players from Houston will join fans from around the world and will launch the largest comback in this history of the World Series.

World Series Champs -- those words should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in the common interest of Astros Championship Baseball

Perhaps it is fate that today the team is down 0-3, and will once again be fighting for their lives, not from blown calls, open lids, or east-coast baseball persecution -- but from annihilation.

They're fighting for their right to play on, to exist.

And should they win the day, the 26th of October will no longer be known as the day the enemy took home the trophy, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

The Astros will not go quietly into the night!

They will not vanish without a fight!

They are going to play on!

They are going to survive!

Today, we celebrate the Houston Astros Baseball!
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.