National League Champion Houston Astros. Holy fucking shit. I can't think too coherently after all that excitement, but here are some random highlights:
* Adam Everett fucking rules. Dude was flashing leather, driving in runs, and selling snake oil. Plus he was safe at first.
* Plus three hits for Brad Ausmus? RCAP can lick my balls.
* Roger Clemens totally drenched Roy's MVP trophy with champagne.
* Milo's call was pretty damn lame. For decades now, I've been waiting to hear some "Holy Toledo! Astros win the pennant!"
* I twice heard ESPN goons start sentences with "Since May 24 ..." Incredible, Jefe.