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Alkie

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Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« on: October 19, 2005, 04:54:17 pm »
What kind of guy are you?

1) 4-6-3 or 6-4-3?

2) Triple or out-stretching-at-home?

3) Whirling dervish or balk?

4) Tinkers, Evers, AND Chance...Zero Hall of Famers, all in the Hall of Fame?

5) Rainbows or Moving Stars?

6) Turds or steM?

7) .225 SS or .340 1B?

8) Lefty/righty or get-this-fucker-out?

9) Lose in 7 or watch the entire playoffs from home?

10) 1985 Rebecca DeMornay or 1986 Kelly LeBrock?
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2005, 04:57:09 pm »
"It's on!" or "It's Our Turn!"
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2005, 04:57:27 pm »
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What kind of guy are you?

1) 4-6-3 or 6-4-3? 6-4-3

2) Triple or out-stretching-at-home? out-stretching-at-home

3) Whirling dervish or balk? balk

4) Tinkers, Evers, AND Chance...Zero Hall of Famers, all in the Hall of Fame?  Umm, man enough to admit this one's beyond me

5) Rainbows or Moving Stars? Rainbow

6) Turds or steM? steM

7) .225 SS or .340 1B? Tell me about their gloves

8) Lefty/righty or get-this-fucker-out? get-this-fucker-out

9) Lose in 7 or watch the entire playoffs from home? Lose in 7 100 times

10) 1985 Rebecca DeMornay or 1986 Kelly LeBrock? 1998 Cameron Diaz

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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2005, 04:58:29 pm »
"This time it counts" or "get a fucking life Bud Selig"?
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2005, 04:58:38 pm »
Ooh...good call on the last one.  

Before she turned into what I imagine her grandfather would look like with tits.
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2005, 04:58:55 pm »
I've always been partial to root for the good guys.
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2005, 05:02:25 pm »
Yes
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2005, 05:03:06 pm »
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5) Rainbows or Moving Stars?



Which one is "Moving Stars" -- late 60s jersey, or the "leaning" star of the blue/gold era?
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2005, 05:04:56 pm »
The latter as well as the current...the open star represents movement, according to some Astros official at some point.
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2005, 05:09:44 pm »
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What kind of guy are you?

1) 4-6-3 or 6-4-3?

2) Triple or out-stretching-at-home?

3) Whirling dervish or balk?

4) Tinkers, Evers, AND Chance...Zero Hall of Famers, all in the Hall of Fame?

5) Rainbows or Moving Stars?

6) Turds or steM?

7) .225 SS or .340 1B?

8) Lefty/righty or get-this-fucker-out?

9) Lose in 7 or watch the entire playoffs from home?

10) 1985 Rebecca DeMornay or 1986 Kelly LeBrock?



Hey douche bag, if you're gonna do it, do it right...

(1)  Titty Fuck Morganna or a hummer from Linda Lovelace?
(2)  teabagging hookers or dirty sanchez'ing strippers?
(3)  Philo Beddoe or Buford Pusser?
(4)  Michael Barrett or Carlos Zambrano?
(5)  Tug McGraw pounding his glove in 1980 or Oroscpo throwing his in the air in 86?
(6)  Pearl Jam/SOundgarden at a club date in 1991 or unknown local country singer Clint Black at any given ice house in 1988.
(7)  Ralph Sampson or SleepFloyd/JoeBarelyCares
(8)  Seinfeld "The COntest" versus Seinfeld "The Pen"
(9)  Skyline Chili or dog feces stewing in a bowl of hot pus
(10)  Whipping the shit outta the Cards tonight or Spanking their ass with a comeback in the 9th
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2005, 05:11:11 pm »
The good news is - if you're reading this at work, you're fired!
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2005, 05:12:10 pm »
You, sir, are one Astros loss away from owing me a left nut.
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2005, 05:13:13 pm »
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What kind of guy are you?

10) 1985 Rebecca DeMornay or 1986 Kelly LeBrock?



1986 Kelly LeBrock.   Always have favored the non-blondes.
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2005, 05:14:08 pm »
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You, sir, are one Astros loss away from owing me a left nut.



Fuck that shit.  We're gonna leave StLouie tonight, and my nut is going to be plopped in every open mouth in downtown Houston after it happend.

Let's whip some Jake ass!!!!
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2005, 05:15:08 pm »
You'd do that without me this time?  What the fuck?
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2005, 05:30:53 pm »
(1)...why limit yourself to one (I choked Linda Lovelace)
(6)...I'd have to go with Clint Black doing covers at Cooter's Gulf Freeway.
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Re: Not the Bill Wagner Quote Thread
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2005, 06:17:50 pm »
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"This time it counts" or "get a fucking life Bud Selig"?


"It's on", or "I will fong you!"
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