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Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« on: June 03, 2019, 09:20:50 pm »
Just switched over from the Hockey game in time to see Bregman steal second. One out in the first, Reddick batting.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2019, 09:21:50 pm »
That ball trailing away from the CFer was a thing of beauty.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2019, 09:22:22 pm »
Josh triples to LCF, Mallex Smith is a nightmare in the field. Astros lead 1 - 0.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2019, 09:23:27 pm »
Contact play,  2-0.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2019, 09:23:31 pm »
Chirinos!!!

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2019, 09:23:39 pm »
This start is fine.


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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2019, 09:23:49 pm »
Not subtle!

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2019, 09:25:00 pm »
Chirinos hit the shit out of that ball.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2019, 09:25:31 pm »
Listening via radio tonight and the homer by Chirinos sounded like an explosion off his bat!


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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2019, 09:28:36 pm »
Astros really need a good start tonight from Martin. He hasn’t really looked good since his debut. There is still some pop in that lineup but hopefully the Mariners are just the team he needs to see right now. Fingers crossed!


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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2019, 09:32:01 pm »
That is one fast outfield out there tonight.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2019, 09:33:27 pm »
Mallex Smith is really fast but can't hit, can't field, and has a noodle for an arm.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2019, 09:38:05 pm »
Who wins between White and Vogelbach in a sumo wrestling match?
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2019, 09:39:03 pm »
Mallex Smith is really fast but can't hit, can't field, and has a noodle for an arm.

But he wears a sweet necklace.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2019, 09:39:13 pm »
For Fuck's Sake, THROW STRIKES!
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2019, 09:40:00 pm »
Who wins between White and Vogelbach in a sumo wrestling match?

Vogelbach is a tree trunk in cleats.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2019, 09:40:05 pm »
The Blues score to go ahead of the Bruins 3-2 with 8:40 to go in the third period!
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2019, 09:40:44 pm »
Wait, “the shift” has a fucking sponsor?


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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2019, 09:41:49 pm »
30 pitches when we need him to throw strikes and get deep into this game! You have a 3-0 lead. Quit walking sub .250 hitters.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2019, 09:43:06 pm »
30 pitches but at least no score.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2019, 09:46:15 pm »
Jake...takes one right in the but-tocks.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2019, 09:46:19 pm »
Hey,  nobody slaps Jake's ass but us!

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2019, 09:47:27 pm »
It’s got to be odd for a starting pitcher to come in down three.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2019, 09:47:54 pm »
Jake...takes one right in the but-tocks.

They called that a million dollar HBP but Jake never saw a dollar of that.


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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2019, 09:49:17 pm »
Wow...Straw GIDP. Won’t see many of them.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2019, 09:56:50 pm »
The Bruins pull their goalie at the 2 minute mark and give up an empty netter with 1:43 left to go down 4-2. Looks like the Blues are about to even the series. with :24 left.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2019, 10:00:52 pm »
The Bruins pull their goalie at the 2 minute mark and give up an empty netter with 1:43 left to go down 4-2. Looks like the Blues are about to even the series. with :24 left.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2019, 10:08:55 pm »
Fall behind,  bad things happen.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2019, 10:09:11 pm »
Too bad Mallex Smith can’t hit, eh?

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2019, 10:10:05 pm »
Too bad Mallex Smith can’t hit, eh?

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #30 on: June 03, 2019, 10:11:44 pm »
3-2

Martin is a mess.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #31 on: June 03, 2019, 10:11:48 pm »
Too bad Mallex Smith can’t hit, eh?

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #32 on: June 03, 2019, 10:12:08 pm »
You just can't pitch from behind all of the time. It will catch up with you.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #33 on: June 03, 2019, 10:13:14 pm »
You just can't pitch from behind all of the time. It will catch up with you.
I think the last one not only caught him, but passed him also

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2019, 10:13:26 pm »
He isn't ready.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2019, 10:13:40 pm »
It’s pretty clear Martin is not ready for this level.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2019, 10:14:11 pm »
You just can't pitch from behind all of the time. It will catch up with you.

Equally you can leave fat pitches down the middle to great hitters.

I'm officially fed up with Corbin Martin.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2019, 10:16:19 pm »
Equally you can leave fat pitches down the middle to great hitters.

I'm officially fed up with Corbin Martin.
Is getting to 3 ball counts and then pumping the ball right down the middle not part of the game plan?

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2019, 10:17:49 pm »
Strom with a pretty pointed message to Martin.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2019, 10:18:46 pm »
It’s pretty clear Martin is not ready for this level.

Pitching scared.
Goin' for a bus ride.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2019, 10:19:10 pm »
BTW...”Strom” autocorrects to “Stromboli”.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2019, 10:19:22 pm »
Strom with a pretty pointed message to Martin.

“Pack your fucking bags.”


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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2019, 10:19:24 pm »
So, assuming Corbin gets sent down, which I'm ok with, what's the roster move?

Move Rodgers into the rotation?  Valdez?  James?
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #43 on: June 03, 2019, 10:21:04 pm »
I'd go with James.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2019, 10:21:50 pm »
So, assuming Corbin gets sent down, which I'm ok with, what's the roster move?

Move Rodgers into the rotation?  Valdez?  James?

I sincerely forgot Rodgers was on the roster.


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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #45 on: June 03, 2019, 10:22:47 pm »
So, assuming Corbin gets sent down, which I'm ok with, what's the roster move?

Move Rodgers into the rotation?  Valdez?  James?
I'd go with James but if they want to continue grooming him for potential late inning work later this season then I'd be fine with Rodgers

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #46 on: June 03, 2019, 10:25:12 pm »
And now the Astros getting shut down by a guy with a 6.99 ERA.

Christ.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #47 on: June 03, 2019, 10:25:18 pm »
And Corbin can drive White when he goes back.

These guys are making Leblanc look good.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #48 on: June 03, 2019, 10:32:10 pm »
That’s not a ground rule double, Kalas, it’s spectator interference. He can kinda be a dumbass sometimes.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #49 on: June 03, 2019, 10:33:02 pm »
That’s not a ground rule double, Kalas, it’s spectator interference. He can kinda be a dumbass sometimes.

He nailed that guy's hoodie description, though!
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #50 on: June 03, 2019, 10:33:23 pm »
"Oh no. I'm a fan and I just fielded a fair ball.  I'll just sit back down wearing my pink hoodie covered with roses, right next to this 300 pound man.  Just blend right in."

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #51 on: June 03, 2019, 10:33:27 pm »
How the fuck is Haniger hitting only .226?
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #52 on: June 03, 2019, 10:35:06 pm »
Nice job by Framber to pitch around the shift and numbnuts it the stands.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #53 on: June 03, 2019, 10:36:04 pm »
How the fuck is Haniger hitting only .226?
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #54 on: June 03, 2019, 10:36:35 pm »
It's almost like Valdez prefers to pitch with runners in scoring position.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #55 on: June 03, 2019, 10:40:07 pm »
Sure is a good thing Leblanc didn't start this game

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Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #56 on: June 03, 2019, 10:41:02 pm »
So, assuming Corbin gets sent down, which I'm ok with, what's the roster move?

Move Rodgers into the rotation?  Valdez?  James?
Sparks and Ford briefly speculated that it could be Valdez who gets the spot, especially if he were to pitch well tonight. Noted that there was no one in AAA ready.

Just my opinion, but no way I’d put Rodgers in rotation.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2019, 10:47:46 pm »
Sparks and Ford briefly speculated that it could be Valdez who gets the spot, especially if he were to pitch well tonight. Noted that there was no one in AAA ready.

Just my opinion, but no way I’d put Rodgers in rotation.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2019, 10:53:09 pm »
Sparks and Ford briefly speculated that it could be Valdez who gets the spot, especially if he were to pitch well tonight. Noted that there was no one in AAA ready.

Just my opinion, but no way I’d put Rodgers in rotation.

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« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2019, 10:53:54 pm »
LeBlanc has not allowed a hit?? 
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #60 on: June 03, 2019, 10:54:21 pm »
I love this pic:

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #61 on: June 03, 2019, 10:54:41 pm »
LeBlanc has not allowed a hit??
Has now

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« Reply #62 on: June 03, 2019, 10:54:48 pm »
LeBlanc has not allowed a hit??

Well done

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #63 on: June 03, 2019, 10:56:44 pm »
WOOOOOOOOW

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« Reply #64 on: June 03, 2019, 10:57:13 pm »
HA!!!

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« Reply #65 on: June 03, 2019, 10:57:13 pm »
Holy Smokes.  Scott Servais must leave the ball park in tears every night.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #66 on: June 03, 2019, 10:57:29 pm »
You don't see that at this level very often

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« Reply #67 on: June 03, 2019, 10:57:59 pm »
The catcher putting on the brakes was cartoonish.

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« Reply #68 on: June 03, 2019, 10:58:17 pm »
You don't see that at this level very often

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I don't believe you are supposed to see that above t-ball.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #69 on: June 03, 2019, 11:00:08 pm »
I don't believe you are supposed to see that above t-ball.
There's good baseball



Then there's bad baseball












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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #70 on: June 03, 2019, 11:10:47 pm »
Framber just can't help himself, he has to have some traffic in order to concentrate.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #71 on: June 03, 2019, 11:11:25 pm »
I'm so so conflicted with Framber. Dude just hates clean innings, but he also tends to get himself out of it without giving up runs.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #72 on: June 03, 2019, 11:12:02 pm »
Framber on the brink.
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He man handled Hannigar.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #74 on: June 03, 2019, 11:15:00 pm »
I'm so so conflicted with Framber. Dude just hates clean innings, but he also tends to get himself out of it without giving up runs.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #75 on: June 03, 2019, 11:16:15 pm »
play with matches enough and sooner or later you pee the bed.    Framber's going to pee the bed soon.
So far he's been able to change his own diapers.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #76 on: June 03, 2019, 11:18:37 pm »
No Kemp pinch run? White clogging up the path in front of Straw

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #77 on: June 03, 2019, 11:20:08 pm »
How far from home would White be if Straw was trying to score first?

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #78 on: June 03, 2019, 11:21:37 pm »
How far from home would White be if Straw was trying to score first?

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100 feet or so...
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« Reply #79 on: June 03, 2019, 11:24:55 pm »
100 feet or so...

The answer must be in magnitudes of pi.  Or pie.  Really for White it’s the same so...
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« Reply #80 on: June 03, 2019, 11:29:58 pm »
The answer must be in magnitudes of pi.  Or pie.  Really for White it’s the same so...
The real question is how many pies could Tyler down on a single trip around the bases?

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #81 on: June 03, 2019, 11:31:04 pm »
play with matches enough and sooner or later you pee the bed.    Framber's going to pee the bed soon.
No matches were played with in the 7th

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #82 on: June 03, 2019, 11:34:24 pm »
From what I can tell, that was the 3rd clean inning Framber has had this year. He now has pitched 26 innings

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #83 on: June 03, 2019, 11:37:38 pm »
From what I can tell, that was the 3rd clean inning Framber has had this year. He now has pitched 26 innings

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Missed one, that was actually his 4th clean inning

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #84 on: June 03, 2019, 11:38:28 pm »
Devo. Buckle up.
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« Reply #85 on: June 03, 2019, 11:45:59 pm »
Deco. Buckle up.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #86 on: June 03, 2019, 11:46:30 pm »
Jake!

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« Reply #87 on: June 03, 2019, 11:46:52 pm »
I knew Jake was going to catch that. It's what he does.
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« Reply #88 on: June 03, 2019, 11:47:03 pm »
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« Reply #89 on: June 03, 2019, 11:47:16 pm »
Jake being Jake.
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« Reply #90 on: June 03, 2019, 11:50:46 pm »
Routine

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« Reply #91 on: June 03, 2019, 11:54:47 pm »
Whenever this board can stop talking about trading Jake I’m all for it.

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« Reply #92 on: June 03, 2019, 11:55:40 pm »
Anytime this board can stop talking about trading Jake I’m all for it.
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« Reply #93 on: June 03, 2019, 11:57:26 pm »
Kalas says “left” field on a ball to RF a lot.
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« Reply #94 on: June 03, 2019, 11:59:56 pm »
Wait, we're still trying to trade Jake?

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« Reply #95 on: June 04, 2019, 12:01:08 am »
Kalas says “left” field on a ball to RF a lot.
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« Reply #96 on: June 04, 2019, 12:02:13 am »
Fischer, Jake, Straw HAS to be the fastest outfield ever, right?

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #97 on: June 04, 2019, 12:02:17 am »
I have not seen folks advocate trading Marisnick. Now, Tucker....

Pressley looked gassed.
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« Reply #98 on: June 04, 2019, 12:06:53 am »
I have not see folks advocate trading Marisnick. Now, Tucker....

Pressley looked gassed.

It was Noe in Austin. So yeah. Not people, but a person, but I did spend more time reading his well written post than other people’s posts  so it became “people”.

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« Reply #99 on: June 04, 2019, 06:42:56 am »
Pressley looked gassed.

He really needs Several days off, and then a stretch where he only pitches every other day or so. I was hoping that Seattle would break the string of nail-biters, but we may not be that lucky.
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« Reply #100 on: June 04, 2019, 07:47:59 am »
He really needs Several days off, and then a stretch where he only pitches every other day or so. I was hoping that Seattle would break the string of nail-biters, but we may not be that lucky.

I doubt he needs several days, but he certainly will be unavailable tonight. Harris, Rondon, James, and Osuna got last night off. Framber was the pitcher we hope he will be. I hope he has discovered something.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #101 on: June 04, 2019, 12:04:52 pm »
That’s not a ground rule double, Kalas, it’s spectator interference. He can kinda be a dumbass sometimes.

I get the impression that he doesn't keep score. He makes lots of mistakes.

Which is one of the reasons I pretty much exclusively listen to the radio guys. Robert Ford is constantly off on pitch location, but otherwise those guys are a joy to listen to.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #102 on: June 04, 2019, 12:14:28 pm »
I get the impression that he doesn't keep score. He makes lots of mistakes.

Which is one of the reasons I pretty much exclusively listen to the radio guys. Robert Ford is constantly off on pitch location, but otherwise those guys are a joy to listen to.

Ford and Sparks are ok and certainly better than the last two bozos, but I like Kalas and Blum.
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« Reply #103 on: June 04, 2019, 12:58:39 pm »
I get the impression that he doesn't keep score. He makes lots of mistakes.

Which is one of the reasons I pretty much exclusively listen to the radio guys. Robert Ford is constantly off on pitch location, but otherwise those guys are a joy to listen to.

I'm pretty sure Kalas keeps score. I believe he was showing his card when that did that feature on  scorekeeping a couple of years ago and the crew showed how they did it. Well, at least he kept it that day. Has there ever been a baseball broadcaster that didn't keep score? Not counting Harry Carey that often didn't know the score late in his career.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #104 on: June 04, 2019, 01:04:43 pm »
TV broadcasting is much different than radio. They can have lengthy conversations and tell stories because the audience is watching and does not need to hear about every pitch. Radio broadcasters assume their listeners are not watching, and the play by play guy must stay on each pitch. There is very little time for extended discussions unless they are willing to have them interrupted for each pitch. I think both Astros broadcast crews perform their jobs well.
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« Reply #105 on: June 04, 2019, 02:52:04 pm »
Rerun of last year - James and Valdez coming through in the clutch.
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« Reply #106 on: June 04, 2019, 03:58:42 pm »
Ford and Sparks are ok and certainly better than the last two bozos, but I like Kalas and Blum.
I like all of our guys, and Julia.

Having said that Jim, I think it was your broadcast partner in RR, whose names escapes me as I type this, that did a couple of games for tv back in spring training. I REALLY liked him and I think his talent is being wasted in AAA.


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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #107 on: June 04, 2019, 04:01:05 pm »
I like all of our guys, and Julia.

Having said that Jim, I think it was your broadcast partner in RR, whose names escapes me as I type this, that did a couple of games for tv back in spring training. I REALLY liked him and I think his talent is being wasted in AAA.


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« Reply #108 on: June 04, 2019, 04:06:15 pm »
Mike Capps. He will be doing two games next week when the Brewers are in. He and I agree with you.
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« Reply #109 on: June 04, 2019, 05:05:05 pm »
Really like Ford and Sparks - low key, matter of fact, strong, timely analysis.

Neutral on Kalas and Blum but they have been growing on me lately. They are personally enjoying the contributions of the second stringers and it shows through and elevates the broadcast. Don't like Morales - she is annoying and detracts from the game.  However her interviews with the Mayfield and Stubbs families were great.
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« Reply #110 on: June 04, 2019, 05:11:46 pm »
Don't like Morales - she is annoying and detracts from the game.
The idea that one would find her annoying is foreign to me

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« Reply #111 on: June 04, 2019, 05:17:01 pm »
The idea that one would find her annoying is foreign to me
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« Reply #112 on: June 04, 2019, 06:06:48 pm »
Really like Ford and Sparks - low key, matter of fact, strong, timely analysis.

Neutral on Kalas and Blum but they have been growing on me lately. They are personally enjoying the contributions of the second stringers and it shows through and elevates the broadcast. Don't like Morales - she is annoying and detracts from the game.  However her interviews with the Mayfield and Stubbs families were great.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #113 on: June 04, 2019, 06:11:10 pm »
I like Kalas and Blum just fine.  Kalas taunts the BBGs, but he's said he doesn't care, so it is what it is.  He makes mistakes, everyone does.  But then there are times when he doesn't seem to know the rule, or the situation, and I just find it annoying.  Last night was a good example.  Spectator interference is not a ground rule double.  One, it has nothing to do with the ground rules of T-Mobile Park, and two, it's not an automatic double.  The latter half is important because when the spectator grabbed the ball, Reddick was not far away, and was coming up to make a play on the ball.  Now, he probably doesn't have a shot at that particular runner at 2B, but if were say, Vogelbach, he may well have a play at 2B or hold him to a single.  Or if there had been a runner at 1B...the runners don't automatically get two bases in that situation.  This was a good opportunity to point out what spectator interference is and how the rule is applied.  Kalas swung and missed.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #114 on: June 04, 2019, 06:14:50 pm »
You can go jump in the lake. Julia Morales is great.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #115 on: June 04, 2019, 06:19:58 pm »
TV broadcasting is much different than radio. They can have lengthy conversations and tell stories because the audience is watching and does not need to hear about every pitch. Radio broadcasters assume their listeners are not watching, and the play by play guy must stay on each pitch. There is very little time for extended discussions unless they are willing to have them interrupted for each pitch. I think both Astros broadcast crews perform their jobs well.

I do too. I especially regret not hearing Blum more often (and Julia). But as someone who listens to tons of radio broadcasts--not just of the Astros--i find that the FM/AM spectrum actually tends to be a little looser or more relaxed than the TV. You tend to run into large tracts of silence on TV broadcasts, or sequences of commentators reading verbatim the graphic on the screen (looking at you, Michael Kay!), while something much more convivial and casual unfolds in the more hidden realm of radio. Also, for whatever reason, the jockocracy seems to hold a little less sway on radio.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #116 on: June 05, 2019, 09:31:11 am »
Really like Ford and Sparks - low key, matter of fact, strong, timely analysis.

Neutral on Kalas and Blum but they have been growing on me lately. They are personally enjoying the contributions of the second stringers and it shows through and elevates the broadcast. Don't like Morales - she is annoying and detracts from the game.  However her interviews with the Mayfield and Stubbs families were great.

By your logic anything doing that job would be annoying. But you blame it on her? She is better than most in that role.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #117 on: June 05, 2019, 09:55:21 am »
Really like Ford and Sparks - low key, matter of fact, strong, timely analysis.

Neutral on Kalas and Blum but they have been growing on me lately. They are personally enjoying the contributions of the second stringers and it shows through and elevates the broadcast. Don't like Morales - she is annoying and detracts from the game.  However her interviews with the Mayfield and Stubbs families were great.

I like Ford and Sparks as well.  And, Sparks in the post season, especially post game interviews, are a riot.

Kalas and Blum are good.  I like the player stories Blum brings to the discussion.  And, he really shines when they bring other former players into the booth for an inning. 

Your Morales comment is confounding to me.  MM nails it above.

And, finally, if ever I am critical of either the TV or radio teams, all I have to do is listen to another teams' broadcast team for a few minutes.  My goodness, there's some crap broadcast teams out there.  Flip over to the Seattle feed for a couple of minutes tonight if you want an example. 
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #118 on: June 05, 2019, 10:11:06 am »
I like Ford and Sparks as well.  And, Sparks in the post season, especially post game interviews, are a riot.

Kalas and Blum are good.  I like the player stories Blum brings to the discussion.  And, he really shines when they bring other former players into the booth for an inning. 

Your Morales comment is confounding to me.  MM nails it above.

And, finally, if ever I am critical of either the TV or radio teams, all I have to do is listen to another teams' broadcast team for a few minutes.  My goodness, there's some crap broadcast teams out there.  Flip over to the Seattle feed for a couple of minutes tonight if you want an example.

If you ever want to get a quick sample of this, watched the Condensed Game Highlights on MLB.com the next morning. Each team's highlights get their broadcast team. In the first game of the Mariners series, their announcer actually said "Next stop, pound town!" after a Mariner home run.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #119 on: June 05, 2019, 10:15:10 am »
And, finally, if ever I am critical of either the TV or radio teams, all I have to do is listen to another teams' broadcast team for a few minutes.  My goodness, there's some crap broadcast teams out there.

So true.


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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #120 on: June 05, 2019, 10:16:15 am »
And, finally, if ever I am critical of either the TV or radio teams, all I have to do is listen to another teams' broadcast team for a few minutes.  My goodness, there's some crap broadcast teams out there.  Flip over to the Seattle feed for a couple of minutes tonight if you want an example. 

or go back and listen to Alan Ashby again.
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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #121 on: June 05, 2019, 01:02:44 pm »
or go back and listen to Alan Ashby again.

To who? [Running away / fingers in ears / crying]

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Re: Astros vs SeaHags 06-03-2019
« Reply #122 on: June 05, 2019, 01:44:06 pm »
or go back and listen to Alan Ashby again.
That would be intriguing

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