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Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« on: April 16, 2019, 09:08:25 pm »
Going for 10...
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2019, 09:10:08 pm »
Springer Dinger!

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2019, 09:11:30 pm »
That's the kind of start we like to see!
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
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But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2019, 09:13:27 pm »
That was a jack


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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2019, 09:15:34 pm »
Uh oh, looks like the return of the porn 'stache for Bregman.

Quite the catch by Grossman.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2019, 09:18:18 pm »
He's probably shaving it now.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2019, 09:18:18 pm »
You're not going to see many catches better than those two.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2019, 09:20:05 pm »
T1:

Springer homers to LF
Altuve 0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...walks
Bregman...who has removed the face guard from his helmet, and is wearing his pants low again...flies out F7 on a diving catch by Grossman into foul territory
Brantley pops out F5 on a diving snow cone catch by Chapman in foul territory
Correa pops out F3 in foul territory

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2019, 09:21:47 pm »
Tons of room all over that stadium expert where Grossman was diving.

Great play.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2019, 09:22:05 pm »
You're not going to see many catches better than those two.

+1. The Chapman catch was excellent.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2019, 09:26:20 pm »
Have not been able to figure out Blue’s strike zone yet.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2019, 09:26:52 pm »
B1:

Grossman grounds out 5-3
Semien grounds out 5-3
Chapman pops out F4

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2019, 09:27:14 pm »
Have not been able to figure out Blue’s strike zone yet.

Looks pretty good to me.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2019, 09:27:53 pm »
Looks pretty good to me.

Yeah, I've got no complaints. I think he's been doing a fine job.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2019, 09:30:03 pm »
Dear BBGs,

We do not approve of that poll question.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2019, 09:32:03 pm »
WHOOOOO!

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2019, 09:32:06 pm »
Red Dog!
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2019, 09:32:19 pm »
Reddick!


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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2019, 09:32:34 pm »
2 run woo!!

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2019, 09:32:50 pm »
That is a tough part of the ballpark to exit.


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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2019, 09:35:55 pm »
T2:

Gurriel rolls one right down the 3B line, Chapman lets it go but it stays fair for an infield single
Reddick homers to RF, Gurriel scores
White flies out F7
Chirinos flies out F7
Springer flies out F8

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2019, 09:38:28 pm »
Springer's shibby got out in one and a half seconds, no?

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2019, 09:40:07 pm »
Wow.  That was scary.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2019, 09:41:25 pm »
Neo McHugh

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2019, 09:42:25 pm »
I've never seen anything quite like that.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2019, 09:43:24 pm »
That came within about a millimeter if taking McHugh’s teeth out.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:12 pm »
B2:

Davis...0-2...singles to LF
Morales lines up the middle, knocks McHugh over, and Correa is there for the 6U-3 double play
Piscotty singles to LF
Profar strikes out swinging

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2019, 09:45:23 pm »
That McHugh thing...

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2019, 09:50:07 pm »
T3:

Altuve singles to LF
Bregman lines out to deep LF on the first pitch...well struck, but at em
Brantley flies out F7 on the first pitch
Correa pops out F6

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2019, 09:50:56 pm »
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell happened on that Colin Mchugh Matrix thing

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2019, 09:55:30 pm »
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell happened on that Colin Mchugh Matrix thing

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I think some laws of physics were broken.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2019, 09:56:12 pm »
B3:

Laureano pops out F3
Hundley strikes out swinging
Grossman strikes out looking

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2019, 10:01:07 pm »
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell happened on that Colin Mchugh Matrix thing

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He just about got it in the throat.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2019, 10:03:02 pm »
First time seeing White in person this year. He lost a bunch of weight last year and got in decent shape. Did he gain it all back?
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2019, 10:04:43 pm »
I know it's early and all, but coming into the game, Tyler had a .296 slugging pct. 

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2019, 10:05:05 pm »
Bases juiced with one out for Springer...
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2019, 10:05:30 pm »
First time seeing White in person this year. He lost a bunch of weight last year and got in decent shape. Did he gain it all back?

And some

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2019, 10:06:44 pm »
He just about got it in the throat.

https://twitter.com/AlexBonilla_OVA/status/1118344981071257600

That Mattress Firm slo mo at the end is ridiculous.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2019, 10:08:44 pm »
Curious fucking George!

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2019, 10:09:31 pm »
First time seeing White in person this year. He lost a bunch of weight last year and got in decent shape. Did he gain it all back?
I've gained weight, Tyler ate someone who had gained weight

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2019, 10:09:57 pm »
Springer with an RBI walk...sends Estrada to the showers...4-0 Astros, bases still loaded with one out...
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2019, 10:11:08 pm »
White might could shed some pounds stressing over Yordany Alvarez at this point.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2019, 10:12:18 pm »
It's all baby back weight.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2019, 10:15:40 pm »
Bregman Salami!
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2019, 10:15:43 pm »
GRAND PORNSTACHE SLAM!
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2019, 10:15:52 pm »
And now we're all Bregnant

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2019, 10:15:56 pm »
Bregman SLAM!

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:21 pm »
Yeah baybeeeee. Bergs with the slam!
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:24 pm »
That stache will be there for a while

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2019, 10:16:33 pm »
BOOM!!

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And now we're all Bregnant

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2019, 10:17:49 pm »
Putting one between the numbers right after a GS is a bad look.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2019, 10:18:50 pm »
Putting one between the numbers right after a GS is a bad look.
I'm pretty sure he didn't mean but you're right, looks bad

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2019, 10:19:17 pm »
Putting one between the numbers right after a GS is a bad look.

It seemed to get away from Hendricks. He was wincing as soon as he released the pitch.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2019, 10:19:33 pm »
T4:

Gurriel walks
Reddick singles to LF, Gurriel to 2B
White...works the count full...strikes out swinging
Chirinos hit by the first pitch, Gurriel to 3B, Reddick to 2B
Springer...full count...walks, Gurriel scores, Reddick to 3B, Chirinos to 2B

That’s it for Estrada, Hendriks in

Altuve...full count...strikes out swinging
Bregman homers to LCF...Reddick scores, Chirinos scores, Springer scores
Brantley drilled right between the 4 and the 2 on his back
Correa grounds into FC, Brantley out 6U

Astros do some damage...lead 8-0
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #55 on: April 16, 2019, 10:20:01 pm »
Putting one between the numbers right after a GS is a bad look.

Impartially judging from the reaction of both the pitcher and catcher I don’t think this was a thing. I hope it doesn’t become a thing.

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« Reply #56 on: April 16, 2019, 10:21:47 pm »
I agree it didn't look intentional. But pitcher and catcher needed to make clear that it wasn't, given the situation.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2019, 10:22:48 pm »
True or false: McHugh is a better starter for having spent a year in the pen.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2019, 10:25:18 pm »
I agree it didn't look intentional. But pitcher and catcher needed to make clear that it wasn't, given the situation.

Besides sending out a Hallmark apology card, I’m not sure they could’ve done much more. They were both disgusted.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2019, 10:26:29 pm »
B4:

Semien grounds out 6-3
Chapman...full up...grounds out 5-3
Davis...full count...strikes out looking

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« Reply #60 on: April 16, 2019, 10:26:35 pm »
And now we're all Bregnant

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #61 on: April 16, 2019, 10:27:18 pm »
What a pitch to Davis. A frisbee!

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #62 on: April 16, 2019, 10:27:22 pm »
I agree it didn't look intentional. But pitcher and catcher needed to make clear that it wasn't, given the situation.

I’m sure Hundley said something to Brantley.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #63 on: April 16, 2019, 10:27:36 pm »
I think Blum just said that McHugh throws a 12-6 slider.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #64 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:00 pm »
B4:

Semien grounds out 6-3
Chapman...full up...grounds out 5-3
Davis...full count...strikes out looking

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #65 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:00 pm »
I’m sure Hundley said something to Brantley.

"Sorry, man. As you can see, our pitchers got nothing tonight."
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:30 pm »
Gerrit Cole is probably in the dugout saying “where the fuck are all these runs when I pitch?”
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:41 pm »
True or false: McHugh is a better starter for having spent a year in the pen.

That it having time to kill when he was recovering from injury in ‘17 to learn the slider grip and play around with it.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2019, 10:28:48 pm »
"Sorry, man. As you can see, our pitchers got nothing tonight."

Something like that.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #69 on: April 16, 2019, 10:30:01 pm »
As long as that's the only hit batsman it's done.

But if another guy or 2 is hit,  even if unintentional, it generally will lead to a FB to the glute.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #70 on: April 16, 2019, 10:31:43 pm »
Gerrit Cole is probably in the dugout saying “where the fuck are all these runs when I pitch?”

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #71 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:15 pm »
Ford just mentioned this is the 5th anniversary of Springer's debut.

I remember that game. That was a big deal.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #72 on: April 16, 2019, 10:38:41 pm »
T5:

Gurriel pops out F4
Reddick strikes out swinging
White...3-0...3-1...3-2...walks
Chirinos...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...walks, White to 2B
Springer strikes out swinging

8-0 still
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #73 on: April 16, 2019, 10:44:50 pm »
B5:

Morales flies out F7
Piscotty walks
Profar grounds into 3-6-1 double play

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #74 on: April 16, 2019, 10:53:37 pm »
Gerrit Cole is probably in the dugout saying “where the fuck are all these runs when I pitch?”
I read somewhere that Hinch didn't want to use Pressly or Osuna tonight so I guess he asked the offense to score a bunch of runs tonight

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #75 on: April 16, 2019, 10:55:11 pm »
You gotta love taxing the opponent's bullpen this much in the first game of a series.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #76 on: April 16, 2019, 10:55:11 pm »
T6:

Rodney in for the A’s

Altuve strikes out swinging
Bregman pops out F3 in foul territory
Brantley singles to CF
Correa...full count...hits a screaming line drive right at Grossman...Correa nutted that ball and got nothing to show for it

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #77 on: April 16, 2019, 11:02:20 pm »
Robbie Grossman is one of those guys I always forget is still somehow in the league until I see him

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #78 on: April 16, 2019, 11:04:15 pm »
Colin Fucking McHugh. This man has been a rock in the Astro pitching staff. Never a complaint on his role and has been a badass motherfucker the whole time.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #79 on: April 16, 2019, 11:05:44 pm »
B6:

Laureano...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...walks
Hundley pops out F7
Grossman strikes out swinging
Semien...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...pops out F3 in foul territory

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #80 on: April 16, 2019, 11:06:22 pm »
Ok, I’m beat. Someone else will have to grab some PBP
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #81 on: April 16, 2019, 11:06:34 pm »
That's probably it for Mchugh, he was dealing tonight

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #82 on: April 16, 2019, 11:09:14 pm »
Colin Fucking McHugh. This man has been a rock in the Astro pitching staff. Never a complaint on his role and has been a badass motherfucker the whole time.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #83 on: April 16, 2019, 11:11:23 pm »
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That’s what I was going for. We all move on.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #84 on: April 16, 2019, 11:22:25 pm »
Top 7

Buchter in to pitch

Yuli - single to right
Reddick - single to center
Chubby Shark - walk

Bases loaded 0 outs
Chirinos - sac fly, Yuli scores, Reddick to 3rd
Springer - walk

Bases loaded again 1 out

Diaz PH for Altuve - K
Bregman - 3U

9-0 good guys

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #85 on: April 16, 2019, 11:30:31 pm »
Bot 7

Josh James in

Pinder PH for Chapman - K
Canha PH for Davis - HBP
Morales - F7
Canha to 2nd on fielders indifference

Piscotty - K

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #86 on: April 16, 2019, 11:31:50 pm »
James looked pretty damn good there, albeit in a no pressure situation

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #87 on: April 16, 2019, 11:36:47 pm »
Top 8

Petit in for Oak

Kemp PH for Brantley, F7
Marisnick PH for Correa, K looking
Yuli - F8

Still 9-0

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #88 on: April 16, 2019, 11:45:51 pm »
Bot 8

James still on the bumb

Marisnick to CF, Springer to RF, Kemp to LF
Yuli moves to 3rd, Bregman to SS, Diaz stays at 2B and Reddick to 1B

Profar - F9
Laureano - walk
Hundley - K
Grossman - 4-3 Reddick gets to be involved in his first ever infield play

9-0

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #89 on: April 16, 2019, 11:55:09 pm »
Top 9

Soria now in for Oak

1B Josh Reddick - L6
Chubby Shark - walks for the 3rd time
Chirinos - F8
Springer - 4-3

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #90 on: April 17, 2019, 12:04:09 am »
Not a good debut for Reymin Guduan. Probably headed back to RR tomorrow.


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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #91 on: April 17, 2019, 12:05:37 am »
Not a good debut for Reymin Guduan. Probably headed back to RR tomorrow.


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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #92 on: April 17, 2019, 12:06:16 am »
Thank Christ Ray-O-Sunshine made it to the Gamezone tonight.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #93 on: April 17, 2019, 12:06:17 am »
Bot 9

Reymin Guduan makes his 2019 debut

Semien - walk
Pinder - single through the 5-6 hole

1st and 2nd nobody out

Canha - single through the 5-6 hole

Bases loaded now
Devo up and throwing

Morales - sac fly, Semien scores

Devo coming in now. Not a Guduan for Reymin.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #94 on: April 17, 2019, 12:11:21 am »
Bot 9

2 on 1 out

Devo in

Piscotty - K

Profar - F7 in foul territory

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #95 on: April 17, 2019, 07:00:55 am »
Woo hoo.

Thanks for finishing up the TZ and the pbp.

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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #96 on: April 17, 2019, 08:32:29 am »
First time seeing White in person this year. He lost a bunch of weight last year and got in decent shape. Did he gain it all back?

This is the lone weak spot. Yordan Alvarez thinks so too.

ETA: Guduan has pitched too well to give up after one inning. He should have made the team out of ST.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #97 on: April 17, 2019, 08:44:50 am »
This is the lone weak spot. Yordan Alvarez thinks so too.

ETA: Guduan has pitched too well to give up after one inning. He should have made the teal out of ST.
He wasn't exactly missing wildly, few inches off the plate mostly. Little bit of time with Brent Strom and I think it'll be ironed out

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« Reply #98 on: April 17, 2019, 03:10:25 pm »
He wasn't exactly missing wildly, few inches off the plate mostly. Little bit of time with Brent Strom and I think it'll be ironed out

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A little work would not hurt, either.  Only 2 outings (3 IP) at RR before being recalled.  He did have 1 BB & 1 WP to go with 6 K there, but I expect he will get straightened out.
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Re: Astros @A’s, April16, 2019
« Reply #99 on: April 17, 2019, 09:09:41 pm »
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Collin F'n McHugh may actually be an upgrade from Charlie.
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