What are Massholes?

[Bench]

These are Massholes.

“I noticed a couple cars swinging, like moving to the right, and we seen something in the street,” Iacuzzi said Wednesday during an interview outside his home. “So I ran across the highway to grab it. We brought it in the car, we had no idea what it was.”

They soon discovered, after removing some protective wrapping, that it was the 2018 American League East championship banner the Red Sox plan to unveil outside Fenway Park if the team clinches the division title, Iacuzzi said.

He said Wednesday morning that he and his pals wanted to give the banner to the Sox — but they weren’t going to serve it up like a batting-practice fastball.

“We’re hoping they do the right thing. You know, we did the right thing. We could have kept it, we could have put it on eBay. You know, we got connections where we could have reached out to other sources.”

Asked whether they wanted cash from the Red Sox, Iacuzzi said, “Yes, financial [compensation], maybe some tickets, we want something. We don’t know what we want. We want to return it, 100 percent, but we would like to get something.”

[jbm]

Normally, I don't click "play" on these things, but I saw them and couldn't resist what I expected they'd be.  They didn't disappoint.

[Navin R Johnson]

Video is amazing.  I’ve watched it 5 times now.  Its possibly the greatest example of a stereotype in digital media history.

[moriartp]

Thanks for recommending the video. That was great.

[austro]

Not exactly Good Will Hunting, are they?

[chuck]

Not exactly Good Will Hunting, are they?

More like Eddie Coyle's mentally challenged inlaws.

I like how Louie's buddy there reprises Alan Arkin's character in Glengarry Glen Ross. Yes! Yes!

[Bench]

And the saga ends, predictably, with the bozos returning the banner and receiving nothing in return other than scorn. 

[Astros Fan in Big D]

So it fell off the back of a truck?

[Bench]

So it fell off the back of a truck?

I think the banner manufacturer rightfully believes it was walked off the truck.

[chuck]

These idiots steal a banner and instead of just hanging it up in their basement like any normal lunkhead they go and try to publicly extort the Boston Red Sox.

[hostros7]

These idiots steal a banner and instead of just hanging it up in their basement like any normal lunkhead they go and try to publicly extort the Boston Red Sox.

I believe this is the plot for The Town 2.




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[Astros Fan in Big D]

I think the banner manufacturer rightfully believes it was walked off the truck.

'Fell off the back of a truck' is a mafia euphemism for the same.

[Astros Fan in Big D]

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2796930-red-sox-fan-dies-after-being-electrocuted-train-surfing-after-game-vs-yankees

[Col. Sphinx Drummond]

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2796930-red-sox-fan-dies-after-being-electrocuted-train-surfing-after-game-vs-yankees

A future Darwin Award winner.