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Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« on: September 08, 2018, 12:35:15 pm »
CFM returns, Marwin doesn't, Correa moved down...

1. Springer (RF)
2. Altuve
3. Bregman
4. Gurriel (1B)
5. Correa
6. White (DH)
7. Marisnick (CF)
8. Maldonado
9. Kemp

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2018, 03:09:05 pm »
Early umpire idiocy. Plate is about 40 inches wide.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2018, 03:09:46 pm »
Apparenty everything is a strike today.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2018, 03:11:45 pm »
T1:

Springer strikes out looking
Altuve strikes out swinging
Bregman lines out F4 in the shift.

No score
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2018, 03:12:18 pm »
Apparenty everything is a strike today.

Catcher can get a glove on it, you’d better be hacking.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2018, 03:24:24 pm »
B1:

Betts...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...singles to LF
Benintendi shiftfuck single to LF, Betts to 2B
Martinez flies out F8, Betts to 3B
Bogaerts bounces a tailor-made double play ball to 2B, but no one there...another shiftfuck ground ball single, Betts scores, Benintendi to 2B
Moreland flies out F9 on a diving catch by Springer
Kinsler grounds out 5-3

But because of the shift, Morton had to get six outs and Red Sox lead 1-0
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2018, 03:27:20 pm »
Altuve’s positioning with one out didn’t make much sense.  You want him at double play depth, not shaded up the middle.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2018, 03:31:53 pm »
Good things can happen when you swing the bat.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2018, 03:32:02 pm »
Nice to see Correa punish a fastball, then White crushes one to center.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2018, 03:32:37 pm »
Sharky's a machine.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2018, 03:33:06 pm »
Excellent job by Jake to get White home.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2018, 03:40:18 pm »
T2:

Gurriel...0-2...strikes out looking
Correa doubles to LF
White triples to CF...almost hits Bradley in the head, Correa scores
Marisnick...infield in...0-2...flies out F8, White scores on the sacrifice fly
Maldonado walks
Kemp singles to RF, Maldonado to 2B
Springer flies out F9

2-1 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2018, 03:48:32 pm »
B2:

Devers flies out F7
Vazquez strikes out swinging
Bradley...full count...flies out F8

2-1 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2018, 03:53:39 pm »
Bregman!

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2018, 03:55:47 pm »
Appears to be even more Astros fans at the ballpark today.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2018, 03:58:10 pm »
Nice to see Correa punish a fastball, then White crushes one to center.

Getting good swings today!
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2018, 04:02:48 pm »
At least 60 61 pitches thru 3.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2018, 04:06:27 pm »
T3:

Altuve flies out F8
Bregman homers to LF
Gurriel singles to CF
Correa strikes out swinging
White walks, Gurriel to 2B
Marisnick pops out F4

3-1 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2018, 04:20:59 pm »
B3:

Betts...0-2...doubles to LF...that was a fucking fat pitch
Benintendi flies out F8
Martinez grounds out 6-3
Bogaerts grounds to SS...reverse shift on and no one there...another shiftfuck ground ball single, Betts to 3B...Bogaerts rounds 1B and is a dead duck on the throw home, but Maldonado holds the ball...finally throws and Bogaerts dives back in safely
Moreland strikes out swinging

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2018, 04:21:04 pm »
Aaargghh, they should have had Bogaerts (sp?) there.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2018, 04:25:19 pm »
The Machete!
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2018, 04:25:24 pm »
Machete!

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2018, 04:29:44 pm »
And on to the Boston bullpen...
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2018, 04:36:06 pm »
Workman wasn’t excited about pitching to Bregman in that situation


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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2018, 04:38:13 pm »
T4:

Maldonado homers to LF
Kemp grounds out 6-3
Springer walks

That’s all for Rodriguez, Workman in

Altuve singles to LCF on the first pitch, Springer to 3B
Bregman...full count...walks, Altuve to 2B
Gurriel lines out to RF, Springer scores on the sacrifice
Correa grounds into FC, Bregman out 6-4

5-1 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2018, 04:50:00 pm »
Ugh. 2-our walk to the 8 hitter
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2018, 04:52:35 pm »
After two quick outs, walk, single, walk, and the Sox have the tying run at the plate...
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2018, 04:54:14 pm »
After two quick outs, walk, single, walk, and the Sox have the tying run at the plate...

Frustrating.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2018, 04:54:58 pm »
Have they given any update on Marwin on the broadcast?

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2018, 04:55:07 pm »
Charlie can't piss away a four run lead after having the bottom of the order with two outs and nobody on. Come on.

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2018, 04:55:34 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2018, 04:55:44 pm »
Maldonado wanted to know where he fuck that 1-0 pitch was.

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2018, 04:55:49 pm »
Thank you, Jake!!!!!!
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2018, 04:56:00 pm »
B4:

Kinsler grounds out 6-3 on a nice pick by Yuli
Devers grounds out 6-3
Vazquez walks
Bradley singles to CF, Vazquez to 2B
Betts walks, Vazquez to 3B, Bradley to 2B
Benintendi flies out F8 as Marisnick makes the catch crashing into the wall

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2018, 04:56:22 pm »
Frustrating.

Jake just bailed Charlie out, but Charlie has got to stop doing this.  He has too many starts where he looks dominant for three to four innings, then he implodes.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2018, 04:57:06 pm »
Why is Marisnick on this team?
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2018, 05:00:31 pm »
Jake just bailed Charlie out, but Charlie has got to stop doing this.  He has too many starts where he looks dominant for three to four innings, then he implodes.

I have to think that Charlie is the middle innings guy in the playoffs for just this reason.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2018, 05:01:00 pm »
Jake sees the ball off the bat as well as anyone in baseball.
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« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2018, 05:02:33 pm »
Jake just bailed Charlie out, but Charlie has got to stop doing this.  He has too many starts where he looks dominant for three to four innings, then he implodes.

Vazquez should have been called out on three straight, Charlie couldn't get the call and seems to have got rattled.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2018, 05:03:07 pm »
T5:

White grounds out 6-3
Marisnick grounds out 6-3
Maldonado singles to CF
Kemp grounds into FC, Maldonado out 6-4

5-1 still
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2018, 05:04:13 pm »
Like we all thought, Maldonado is the spark this offense needed.


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« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2018, 05:07:54 pm »
Like we all thought, Maldonado is the spark this offense needed
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2018, 05:09:35 pm »
Charlie is trending down.

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2018, 05:10:30 pm »
Ughh...
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2018, 05:12:36 pm »
B5:

Martinez pops out to shallow RF
Bogaerts homers to LF
Moreland strikes out swinging
Kinsler flies out F8

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2018, 05:25:19 pm »
Well, can’t accuse the Astros of not hacking. Poyner threw 17 pitches, only one strike.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2018, 05:25:42 pm »
T6:

Poyner in for the Sox

Springer singles to CF
Altuve hit by pitch, Springer to 2B
Bregman strikes out swinging...saw six pitches, all of them off the plate
Gurriel pops out F6
Correa grounds out 3-1

5-2 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2018, 05:33:41 pm »
B6:

James in for the Astros

Devers grounds out 6-3
Vazquez pops out F3, as Yuli stumbles into the net
Bradley...0–2...strikes out swinging

5-2 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2018, 05:33:59 pm »
Man, James is easy gas.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2018, 05:40:09 pm »
T7:

White strikes out swinging
Marisnick flies out F8
Maldonado strikes out swinging

5-2 at the stretch
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2018, 05:44:43 pm »
Filthy slider to K Betts.


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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2018, 05:47:36 pm »
B7:

Betts strikes out swinging
Benintendi grounds out 4-3
Martinez flies out F9

5-2 Astros
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« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2018, 05:51:27 pm »
Man, James is easy gas.

Yeah, I didn't really notice it but you are dead right.  I thought Matt Moore had the easiest 98 you could ever see, but maybe not.
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« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2018, 05:53:13 pm »
Some John Hancock Insurance runs would be nice.


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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2018, 05:56:25 pm »
Come on, Alex.


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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2018, 05:57:12 pm »
That was shit.


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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2018, 05:57:19 pm »
T8:

Thornburg in

Kemp lines one up the middle, Bogaerts fields it behind 2B, but has no chance, infield single
Springer grounds to 3B, Devers with the diving stop, but throws it into RF, Kemp to 3B, Springer to 2B... scored a hit and TE5
Altuve flies out F7, but Kemp not tagging with nobody out
Bregman...infield in...takes a cookie for strike one...now down 1-2...strikes out swinging at a pitch three feet over his head
Gurriel pops out F4

Well that was a thoroughly disappointing inning. 5-2 still
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« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2018, 06:03:33 pm »
After Bogaert's K, the Boston announcers label it "the changeup from hell!"
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« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2018, 06:08:13 pm »
Better have the bullpen up.

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« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2018, 06:10:11 pm »
Man, the Astros may have themselves a new weapon in James.
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« Reply #60 on: September 08, 2018, 06:10:58 pm »
B8:

Reddick to LF

Bogaerts...0-2...strikes out swinging
Moreland...0-2...doubles to RF
Kinsler...full count...strikes out looking...bitches about it

James out, Pressly in

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« Reply #61 on: September 08, 2018, 06:11:18 pm »
Someone will have to finish PBP
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2018, 06:11:52 pm »
I'm liking what I saw from James.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #63 on: September 08, 2018, 06:27:00 pm »
Come on, Osuna, shut this down.
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« Reply #64 on: September 08, 2018, 06:29:51 pm »
Don't blow this, dude.

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« Reply #65 on: September 08, 2018, 06:31:35 pm »
quit throwing outside pitches to benitendi!!!!
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #66 on: September 08, 2018, 06:32:03 pm »
Need double play.
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #67 on: September 08, 2018, 06:32:21 pm »
Need double play.
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« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2018, 06:33:17 pm »
Hot damn!!
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2018, 06:33:31 pm »
Need double play.

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2018, 06:41:02 pm »
Don't blow this, dude.

He didn't!

B 9, 5-2 Astros

Marvin @ DH, Osuna pitching for 'Stros
Swhart PH for Vazquez - Boston

Swhart 1B on 1st pitch from Osuna
Bradley pop up to Yuli on 1st pitch
Betts BB on 3-1 count, Swhart to 2B and the fun begins....

WP to Benintendi, Swhart to 3B & Betts to 2B
Benintendi singles t shallow LF, Swhart scores & Betts to 3B
(only 1 out, runners on corners, 5-3 Houston)

JD grounds 0-2 pitch to Correa for DP - whew

Houston wins 5-3!
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2018, 06:48:31 pm »
FTRS

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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2018, 07:02:52 pm »
FTRS

Yes.

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« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2018, 07:07:15 pm »
Yes.

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« Reply #75 on: September 08, 2018, 07:27:18 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Red Sox, Sept. 8, 2018
« Reply #76 on: September 08, 2018, 09:22:51 pm »
I'm liking what I saw from James.
You gotta like a 91 mph change-up.
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