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Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« on: June 09, 2018, 06:52:47 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2018, 06:55:20 pm »
Charlie can't find the plate with a map and a lantern.
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2018, 06:56:15 pm »
4 walks and 2hbp so far...

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2018, 06:58:30 pm »
Charlie can't find the plate with a map and a lantern.

He put 4 in the zone against Guzman but still didn't get a strike out... but yeah, he is all over the place.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2018, 06:58:45 pm »
Altuve did not help matters.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2018, 07:02:54 pm »
No hits, but feels like score could be so much worse.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2018, 07:03:02 pm »
Ugly half inning. Two runs on NO hits. Walks, error, 2 HBP....U G L Y.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2018, 07:03:34 pm »
Altuve did not help matters.

I'm at the game. Altuve clearly pissed at himself as he came off.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2018, 07:07:37 pm »
I'm at the game. Altuve clearly pissed at himself as he came off.

As he should be.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2018, 07:10:50 pm »
I'm at the game. Altuve clearly pissed at himself as he came off.

He should be.

ETA: wish Gallo was in CF tonight.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2018, 07:15:33 pm »
He should be.

ETA: wish Gallo was in CF tonight.

Yes and yes.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2018, 07:18:14 pm »
He should be.

ETA: wish Gallo was in CF tonight.

Yes sir, good chance we would have a couple more runs.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2018, 07:20:52 pm »
Charlie Houdini

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2018, 07:25:57 pm »
Hope this outing does not destroy his fragile psyche.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2018, 07:27:51 pm »
When did people decide it was OK not to pronounce the t if the final syllable of a word begins with t? It drives me crazy. I used to think that it was a Puerto Rican thing since that's the way most New Yorquinos talk, Ma-HA-ehn is where a lot of them live. But then suddenly you start hearing it all over the place. Not long ago I heard some radio story about a bunch of high school kids in Utah and every one of those kids did it. UTAH. I wonder if they call it U'ah.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2018, 07:47:10 pm »
And that's it for Charlie. I hope Peacock doesn't do his "groove the first pitch fastball" routine.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2018, 07:50:17 pm »
Important bullpen session with Strom coming up for Charlie.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2018, 07:53:17 pm »
Did the umpires union just decide to continuously fuck Marisnik? He's had SO MANY bad strikes called on him.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2018, 07:54:57 pm »
When did people decide it was OK not to pronounce the t if the final syllable of a word begins with t? It drives me crazy. I used to think that it was a Puerto Rican thing since that's the way most New Yorquinos talk, Ma-HA-ehn is where a lot of them live. But then suddenly you start hearing it all over the place. Not long ago I heard some radio story about a bunch of high school kids in Utah and every one of those kids did it. UTAH. I wonder if they call it U'ah.

Nice at-bat there by Ga'is.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2018, 07:56:44 pm »
I’d like just like to say that I like made like an awesome pork tenderloin like on the grill with like a fig and balsamic glaze. It was like awesome and stuff.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2018, 07:59:12 pm »
Kemp stranded on 2nd after his no out double.

Grrrrrr . . .

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2018, 07:59:20 pm »
Bring on the electronic strikezone.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2018, 07:59:37 pm »
Bregman got seriously screwed on that strike call.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2018, 07:59:46 pm »
One of you burgeoning t-shirt moguls out there needs to make a Stassi T designed like a stussy shirt they used to sell at Yaga in Galleria III back in the day. I’m sure there are at least 7 or 8 40-somethings with fading ying yang tattoos on leathery sunburnt skin that would love to rock one of these to a game complemented by a nice hemp necklace.


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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2018, 07:59:58 pm »
Bring on the electronic strikezone.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2018, 08:00:49 pm »
I’d like just like to say that I like made like an awesome pork tenderloin like on the grill with like a fig and balsamic glaze. It was like awesome and stuff.

I have a 12 year old niece who talks just like that.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2018, 08:14:37 pm »
Fuck Marwin...did you not realize you’re allowed to turn a double play?
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« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2018, 08:16:15 pm »
Fuck Marwin...did you not realize you’re allowed to turn a double play?

Twice deshields has hit a turnable dp ball.

Double grrrr.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2018, 08:20:35 pm »
When you fucking jog  out of the box, you got no gripes about close plays at 2B.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2018, 08:21:53 pm »
Lot of dick stomping tonight.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2018, 08:23:53 pm »
When you fucking jog  out of the box, you got no gripes about close plays at 2B.

Home run trot or he thought it was foul. Either way, a fuck up.
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« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2018, 08:29:37 pm »
Good grief Brad.

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« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2018, 08:32:27 pm »
Good grief Brad.

What’s that, 8 walks, 5 HBP in 5 1/3 innings...
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« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2018, 08:37:31 pm »
13 LOB for Arlington.

Most of them made zero contact to get there.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2018, 08:38:17 pm »
Sipp cleaning up the mess.

Time to string some hits.

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2018, 09:05:12 pm »
Sipp walks Choo, Devo in.

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« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2018, 09:06:43 pm »
Sipp did a good job.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2018, 09:11:18 pm »
Devo gets it done.

Meanwhile ranger fan in front of me pulled up the Odor/Bautista fight and played it for his 4 year old son.

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« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2018, 09:14:01 pm »
Mar’in on the mound for the Rangers...
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« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2018, 09:14:26 pm »
Devo gets it done.

Meanwhile ranger fan in front of me pulled up the Odor/Bautista fight and played it for his 4 year old son.

That's what you do when you haven't won anything worthwhile for a some time.
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« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2018, 09:16:06 pm »
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I'm so glad you did this.

Also, I don't know shit about the Rangers' roster (why would I?) yet I somehow knew that today, just today, would play a fellow named Mar'in.
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« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2018, 09:16:39 pm »
Another double-play. Yikes.
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« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2018, 09:17:13 pm »
Astros are a GIDP machine.
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« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2018, 09:22:30 pm »
Here's another thing that pisses me off. I can't listen to NPR podcasts on my iPod anymore because it doesn't fast forward very well. I have to listen on my phone. The reason I have to fast forward obviously is because those geeks finally woke up to the fact that they could put ads in on and around the podcasts. And I cannot fucking handle ads. So. The guy that NPR chose to read all of these ads, I'm sure he's a nice guy and I'm sure he's nice to old ladies and stray dogs and all that shit, but his job is to speak and he has a fucking speech impediment. I am all for diversity, you know, but come the fuck on. Thith NPR podcatht ith brought to you by Thquarethpace.
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« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2018, 09:24:26 pm »
I don’t remember ever seeing six HBP in the same game
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« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2018, 09:24:57 pm »
Jesus, if we're going to hit Profar three times, let's at least hit him.
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« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2018, 09:27:15 pm »
That dude can strike out with the best of em.

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« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2018, 09:28:34 pm »
Jesus, if we're going to hit Profar three times, let's at least hit him.

If you’re gonna hit six guys, at least it’s the Rangers. Silver. Lining.
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« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2018, 09:34:46 pm »
Well what do you know.

Another gidp.

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« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2018, 09:35:03 pm »
A machine, I tells ya...
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2018, 09:35:36 pm »
Rondon on the bump.

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« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2018, 09:36:23 pm »
Rondon has become the closer? Used Giles up 5-1 last outing.
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« Reply #52 on: June 09, 2018, 09:39:50 pm »
Rondon has become the closer? Used Giles up 5-1 last outing.

Is this two straight save opps for Rondon?


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« Reply #53 on: June 09, 2018, 09:43:28 pm »
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« Reply #54 on: June 09, 2018, 09:47:47 pm »
5-4-3!!!

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« Reply #55 on: June 09, 2018, 09:48:22 pm »
The team doesn't seem to miss Correa all that much.
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« Reply #56 on: June 09, 2018, 09:48:30 pm »
That may be the least deserved win of the season. But I’ll take it!
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« Reply #57 on: June 09, 2018, 09:49:09 pm »
I used the internet, and, yes, Rondon saved the last game of the M’s series, which was the previous opportunity to tonight.


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Why wasn’t Giles last one a save?  5-2 and he pitched an inning.

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« Reply #58 on: June 09, 2018, 09:49:59 pm »
Dang, that was closer than it needed to be, glad those two freebies we gave them at the start didn't bite us on the butt.
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« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2018, 09:53:14 pm »
Why wasn’t Giles last one a save?  5-2 and he pitched an inning.

One of the runs was his. He came in when it was 5-1.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #60 on: June 09, 2018, 09:53:28 pm »
Dang, that was closer than it needed to be, glad those two freebies we gave them at the start didn't bite us on the butt.

I think the tying run must be on deck when he comes in. He entered 5-1 and gave up a run.

ETA: I am worried about how Morton will respond.
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« Reply #61 on: June 09, 2018, 09:54:46 pm »
Back in a tie for first with the Mariners in the AL West. 
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« Reply #62 on: June 09, 2018, 09:54:58 pm »
They keep talking about all of the Rangers' LOBsters, but the only reason those guys were on base was because the got walked or got HBP. It's not like they were mashing the ball all over the yard all night.
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« Reply #63 on: June 09, 2018, 09:56:45 pm »
ETA: I am worried about how Morton will respond.

I understand your concern, but I think Morton has turned a corner and will respond well.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2018, 09:58:24 pm »
They keep talking about all of the Rangers' LOBsters, but the only reason those guys were on base was because the got walked or got HBP. It's not like they were mashing the ball all over the yard all night.

The Astros’ pitchers tried to hand them this game and the Rangers couldn’t take it.  Similar to how the Astros lost the game in New York where the Yankees committed five errors.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #65 on: June 09, 2018, 09:59:01 pm »
I understand your concern, but I think Morton has turned a corner and will respond well.

He is a fragile dude, and this is two bad outings in a row. I hope JV is talking to him right now.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #66 on: June 09, 2018, 10:01:32 pm »
That may be the least deserved win of the season. But I’ll take it!

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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #67 on: June 09, 2018, 10:10:11 pm »
That may be the least deserved win of the season. But I’ll take it!

A win is a win, HH.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #68 on: June 09, 2018, 10:11:12 pm »
That's what you do when you haven't won anything worthwhile for a some time.

That was the last thing they won.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #69 on: June 09, 2018, 10:23:01 pm »
Devo gets it done.

Meanwhile ranger fan in front of me pulled up the Odor/Bautista fight and played it for his 4 year old son.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #70 on: June 09, 2018, 10:28:07 pm »
Important bullpen session with Strom coming up for Charlie.
To me, Charlie looks like he could use a little break, like one of those 10-day DL stints.


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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2018, 11:05:12 pm »
A win is a win, HH.

Oh I know. I’ll take em anyway I can get em.
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Re: Astros @ Rangers, June 9, 2018
« Reply #72 on: June 09, 2018, 11:34:41 pm »
So top of the 8th this guy and his daughter (looked about 4 or 5) come down the aisle right to the 3rd base end of the dugout and start screaming "Springer,  hey Springer!! Turn around,  she's got a sign!! Springer!! Springer!!!"

And so on and on and on.  George never turned.  Kemp makes eye contact with them and kind of smiles/nods but his eyes say "um, you're crazy,  he's not gonna look."

The girl was cute as a button so I tell the dude to sit next to me,  the folks who were there left.  Told him wait until they're coming in off the field,  that's the best chance to get acknowledged.

It got them out of the aisle (and to stop yelling at Springer).  She had a poster made with glue and glitter: yay springer yay Altuve yay Reddick. 
Girl: do you like the Astros?
Me, wearing orange jersey/ blue H star cap: yes.  They're my favorite team of all time.
Girl: really?!! They're my favorite too.  Why didn't Springer turn around?
Me: they get in trouble if they look away from the field.
Dad: Ohhhh.
Me thinking to myself: dude,  you're wasted.

The ranger fans around us tolerated this guy well. 
In the 9th I point out to the girl that the guy on second could tie the game and the guy on first could win the game for the rangers. Dad helpfully chimed in "yeah, and then we'd have to really coine back hard . . . Or something)."  All I could do not to slap my forehead.

Mercifully Beltre then hit into the 5-4-3.

Anyway,  don't most parks have ushers to stop that crap?