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Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« on: May 24, 2018, 05:11:44 pm »
Don’t forget it’s an early 5:10 start
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2018, 05:20:59 pm »
T1:

Springer...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...walks
Bregman...0-2...1-2...strikes out looking...never swung the bat
Springer steals 2B
Altuve...Clevinger throws one high and tight and as Altuve had to dive back the ball grazes the bat right into the catcher’s mitt for a tough luck strike out
Correa strikes out swinging.

No score
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2018, 05:25:18 pm »
Leadoff walk,  then thud.

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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2018, 05:28:30 pm »
B1:

Lindor grounds out 4-3
Bradley strikes out looking
Ramirez grounds to 2B...shift on and Altuve and Correa collide...Carlos come up with it though and throw to first for the 6-3

No score.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2018, 05:38:31 pm »
T2:

Marwin strikes out swinging
Gurriel...0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...singles to RF
McCann pops to SS...Lindor let’s it drop and gets Gurriel at 2B, McCann to 1B on the FC
Marisnick...0-2, of course...1-2...flies out F9

Scoreless
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2018, 05:48:13 pm »
B2:

Encarnacion strikes out swinging
Alonso...extreme shift on...bunts down the 3B line for an easy base hit, the Indians first
Cabrera...3-0...3-1...3-2...fouling off pitches...flies out F7 in foul territory
Kipnis strikes out swinging

Nothin
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2018, 05:51:54 pm »
So are these hour early starts the Indians effort to have more families at the ballpark or something?
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2018, 05:56:37 pm »
Astros with two on, one out..l
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2018, 05:57:16 pm »
So are these hour early starts the Indians effort to have more families at the ballpark or something?

Not sure. But they always start an hour earlier in Cleveland than everywhere else.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2018, 05:57:49 pm »
T3:

Kemp lines out to CF
Springer with a rule book double spoons the RF line
Bregman walks
Altuve grounds into 6U-3 double play

No score
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2018, 06:06:00 pm »
Indians grab an early 2-0 lead
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2018, 06:11:22 pm »
B3:

Perez singles to LF on the first pitch
Allen lines one deep in LCF gap, but Jake runs it down!
Lindor hits the next pitch to the same spot but Jake can’t get it, Perez to 3B on the double
Brantley...infield in...rolls one just past a diving Altuve...Perez scores, Lindor scores
Ramirez grounds a perfect double play ball to 2B, but shift on and Correa cuts in front of Altuve so no chance at two. 6-3, Brantley to 2B
Brantley to 3B on a passed ball
Encarnacion...3-0...3-1...walks
Alonso lines out to SS in the shift

2-0 Indians
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2018, 06:11:37 pm »
Someone do some pbp
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2018, 06:42:04 pm »
Bregman!!!

3-run tater
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2018, 06:43:31 pm »
T5:

McCann grounds out 4-3
Marisnick singles to LF
Marisnick picked off of 1B
Kemp...0-2... hit by pitch
Kemp steals 2B
Springer...3-0...walks
Bregman...2-0...takes strike one...takes strike two...homers to LF, Kemp scores, Springer scores
Altuve grounds out 6-3

Astros take a 3-2 lead
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2018, 06:52:55 pm »
B5:

Allen grounds out 3U
Lindor grounds out 6-3 into the shift on a diving stop
Brantley strikes out swinging.

3-2 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2018, 06:58:55 pm »
Did Alonso seem very nonchalant on that ground ball?  I thought it was a potential DP.

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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2018, 07:00:34 pm »
Astros with runners on the corners, one out...
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2018, 07:01:06 pm »
Did Alonso seem very nonchalant on that ground ball?  I thought it was a potential DP.

I thought the same thing. Seemed like a good double play ball.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2018, 07:05:00 pm »
Stassi with a pinch hit RBI single!
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2018, 07:05:41 pm »
Stassi comes through again.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2018, 07:08:27 pm »
The new and improved Jake! 

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« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2018, 07:08:30 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2018, 07:08:43 pm »
Jake!!!!!!!


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2018, 07:08:47 pm »
Jake!!!
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2018, 07:09:54 pm »
Yee-Haw!!!
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2018, 07:13:44 pm »
So are these hour early starts the Indians effort to have more families at the ballpark or something?

I read once that it is an effort to entice more of the downtown working crowd through the turnstiles because most of them live in the suburbs and do not want to turn back around minutes after arriving at home. I have no knowledge about Cleveland demographics and commute patterns, so I’m passing along completely unfounded and unverified hearsay. Your rationale seems as good as any. The real reason may be a combination of them all. My preference would be for Astros home games to start closer to 6-6:30 but younger me loved the west coast start times, so the only thing that’s certain is that they’ll never be able to please everyone.


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2018, 07:14:39 pm »
Pile it on, boys!

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« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2018, 07:14:43 pm »
THIS, is Astros baseball!!!!


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« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2018, 07:15:00 pm »
Well, this is pleasant.


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2018, 07:15:47 pm »
I read once that it is an effort to entice more of the downtown working crowd through the turnstiles because most of them live in the suburbs and do not want to turn back around minutes after arriving at home. I have no knowledge about Cleveland demographics and commute patterns, so I’m passing along completely unfounded and unverified hearsay. Your rationale seems as good as any. The real reason may be a combination of them all. My preference would be for Astros home games to start closer to 6-6:30 but younger me loved the west coast start times, so the only thing that’s certain is that they’ll never be able to please everyone.


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2018, 07:19:31 pm »
T6:

Correa slaps a single to RF
Marwin grounds out 3U, Correa to 2B. Not sure what Alonso was thinking there. Looked like a double play ball.
Gurriel singles to LF, Correa to 3B

That’s it for Clevinger, Olson in

Stassi, pinch hitting for McCann...singles to LF, Correa scores, Gurriel to 2B

Olson out, Ramirez in

Marisnick homers to CF, Gurriel scores, Stassi scores
Kemp grounds out 4-3
Springer singles to RF
Springer steals 2B
Bregman doubles to RCF, Springer scores

And Ramirez is out, Drake in

Altuve flies out F8

But Astros take an 8-2 lead
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2018, 07:24:39 pm »
McHugh could use some work. I’d like to AJ get him ready for the 7th, 8th and 9th.


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2018, 07:28:01 pm »
B6:

Ramirez...3-0...four pitch walk
Encarnacion...0-2...1-2...2-2...flies out F9
Alonso strikes out swinging
Cabrera flies out F7

8-2 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2018, 07:34:53 pm »
T7:

Correa strikes out swinging
Marwin grounds out 4–3
Gurriel strikes out swinging

At the stretch...8-2 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2018, 07:38:16 pm »
Kemp!  Nice play!

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« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2018, 07:38:36 pm »
Nice play Tony!!!!!!


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2018, 07:39:33 pm »
Kemp!  Nice play!
He is making the most of his latest opportunity. Good for him!


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #38 on: May 24, 2018, 07:43:07 pm »
B7:

Rondon in for the Astros

Kipnis flies out F7 on a leaping catch by Kemp, crashing into the wall
Perez strikes out swinging
Allen grounds to SS, but shiftfuck. Bregman fielded it, but no chance
Lindor grounds out 4-3

8-2
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2018, 07:51:42 pm »
T8:

McAllister takes the pill

Stassi...0-2...strikes out looking on three pitches
Marisnick...0-2...strikes out looking on three pitches
Kemp slaps a single to LCF on the first pitch
Springer strikes out swinging

8-2
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2018, 07:57:24 pm »
B8:

McHugh in

Brantley strikes out swinging
Ramirez flairs a single to CF on the first pitch
Encarnacion flies out F9
Alonso pops out F5

8-2 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2018, 08:02:46 pm »
Altuve 0 for 5...only guy without a hit
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2018, 08:03:07 pm »
T9:

Tomlin in

Bregman grounds out 5-3
Altuve grounds out 5-3 on the first pitch
Correa grounds out 6-3 on the first pitch

8-2 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2018, 08:07:55 pm »
B9:

McHugh stays in to try to close it out

Cabrera...0-2...1-2...strikes out swinging
Kipnis flies out F7
Perez grounds out 4-3

Astros with a nice 8-2 win!
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2018, 08:08:02 pm »
Good win!

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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #45 on: May 24, 2018, 08:10:18 pm »
He is making the most of his latest opportunity. Good for him!


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2018, 08:13:24 pm »
And they got the big inning in just before the7th/ 8th grade choir spring show started.


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2018, 08:29:41 pm »
Rockets throwing up brick after brick, and Kevin Durant is taking them to school. Yet somehow the Rockets lead by five after the 1Q.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2018, 08:35:08 pm »
P J Tucker is a smooth brute.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2018, 08:41:46 pm »
P J Tucker is a smooth brute.

If Harden could score, they’d be up by 30 points.
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« Reply #50 on: May 24, 2018, 08:55:31 pm »
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« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2018, 08:57:38 pm »
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« Reply #52 on: May 24, 2018, 08:58:24 pm »
Wow. Rockets  and especially Harden are ice cold.
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Rockets could not have played a worse half, but are inexplicably tied a the half.
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« Reply #54 on: May 24, 2018, 09:04:19 pm »
Rockets could not have played a worse half, but are inexplicably tied a the half.
It's as encouraging as it is depressing.
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« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2018, 09:14:00 pm »
Rockets could not have played a worse half, but are inexplicably tied a the half.

The defense and effort have been worse. Your characterization is otherwise spot on.

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It's as encouraging as it is depressing.

It’s all Harden and that isolation bullshit. It’s what got them spanked in Games 1 and 3. They’ve learned nothing.
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« Reply #57 on: May 24, 2018, 09:16:40 pm »
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« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2018, 09:18:35 pm »
So this is the golden age of the NBA, huh?
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« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2018, 09:19:43 pm »
Paging Mr. Happy.

He lives in Toledo.

Do people living in Toledo know that their name hasn't traveled very well?
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So this is the golden age of the NBA, huh?
More like the bronze age.
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« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2018, 09:26:11 pm »
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« Reply #62 on: May 24, 2018, 09:27:32 pm »
Thompson and Curry are cold blooded assassins.
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« Reply #63 on: May 24, 2018, 09:33:15 pm »
I foolishly checked in here first after being off the grid today expecting to find something to do with baseball.
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« Reply #64 on: May 24, 2018, 09:35:27 pm »
I foolishly checked in here first after being off the grid today expecting to find something to do with baseball.
Oh man, you really blew it. You missed a great baseball game. The Astros were down two and poured on 7 or 8 runs for the come from behind victory.
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It's about time for Harden to snap out of it.

He’s killing his team.
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« Reply #66 on: May 24, 2018, 09:39:01 pm »
I foolishly checked in here first after being off the grid today expecting to find something to do with baseball.

There’s a whole 9 innings of baseball. Astros won.
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« Reply #67 on: May 24, 2018, 09:39:40 pm »
He’s killing his team.

Even his passes are discombobulated.

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This is th single worst officiated basketball game ever. And that’s saying something
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Foul on Ariza is worst call I've seen tonight, so far..
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This is th single worst officiated basketball game ever. And that’s saying something

That call is a stain on officiating in every sport.

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This is th single worst officiated basketball game ever. And that’s saying something

There are 25 callable fouls on every possession, but rather than call any of those, they just make shit up. It's really frustrating.
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« Reply #72 on: May 24, 2018, 09:49:45 pm »
Rockets are running in mud, throwing up brick after brick after brick. Harden is having the worst game of his career. The officials are abysmal. Rockets only down by one point heading to the 4Q.
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« Reply #73 on: May 24, 2018, 09:54:58 pm »
This is th single worst officiated basketball game ever. And that’s saying something

Do you ever watch the NBA? The officiating, though horrible, is well above average for the league's games. WELL above average.
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« Reply #74 on: May 24, 2018, 09:59:53 pm »
Do you ever watch the NBA? The officiating, though horrible, is well above average for the league's games. WELL above average.

Its rarely this bad. Granted, the NBA is by far the worst officiated league. It’s not even close. But this has been worse than usual.
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Officials now take two points away from the Rockets on a play 5 minutes ago. Awful.
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« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2018, 10:02:00 pm »
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« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2018, 10:02:26 pm »
Its rarely this bad. Granted, the NBA is by far the worst officiated league. It’s not even close. But this has been worse than usual.

No way. The officiating here is considerably better than average.

The point is, though, that the horrible officiating that you see any time you watch a game is exactly what the league wants. That is one reason among many that I absolutely cannot take the league seriously.
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« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2018, 10:03:02 pm »
So who you guys pulling for in the Stanley Cup Finals?

Vegas, baby.

Who the hell are they playing against?
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« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2018, 10:03:12 pm »
Thanks for the bail out foul behind the arc,  Durant

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Vegas, baby.

Who the hell are they playing against?

Washington. After the Lightning  stepped on their dicks. Three times.
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Vegas, baby.

Who the hell are they playing against?
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« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2018, 10:05:31 pm »
Washington. After the Lightning  stepped on their dicks. Three times.

Well, I certainly hope they finish the series quickly so everyone can get ready for the start of the season early in July.
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Well, I certainly hope they finish the series quickly so everyone can get ready for the start of the season early in July.

I have no idea when the NHL season starts or if it ever really ends. But there’s always a game on.

Personally, I think the NBA shouldn’t start until Christmas.
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« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2018, 10:11:12 pm »
Did I ever tell you guys that in a previous life I won a scholarship named in honor of Steve Kerr's father? I was a Malcolm Kerr Scholar. I once told Steve about it and he didn't seem all that moved. Maybe it was the delivery, who knows.
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« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2018, 10:12:14 pm »
I have no idea when the NHL season starts or if it ever really ends. But there’s always a game on.

Personally, I think the NBA shouldn’t start until Christmas.
I'd settle for Thanksgiving.
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« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2018, 10:12:42 pm »
So the triangle offense has kind of gone out of style, huh?
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« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2018, 10:16:16 pm »
Did I ever tell you guys that in a previous life I won a scholarship named in honor of Steve Kerr's father? I was a Malcolm Kerr Scholar. I once told Steve about it and he didn't seem all that moved. Maybe it was the delivery, who knows.

I can't imagine how losing a father under those circumstances would affect a young man.  Always respected him apart fron his prowess on the court and on the sideline.

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« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2018, 10:16:55 pm »
Who was that was Dream?  Earl Cureton?

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Did I ever tell you guys that in a previous life I won a scholarship named in honor of Steve Kerr's father? I was a Malcolm Kerr Scholar. I once told Steve about it and he didn't seem all that moved. Maybe it was the delivery, who knows.

That’s almost as sad as Noe’s Denny Walling story.
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So the triangle offense has kind of gone out of style, huh?
Yes, not much posting up or mid-range either. Mostly driving for layup or kicking out for a 3, or just stop and pop a 3.
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« Reply #91 on: May 24, 2018, 10:19:36 pm »
Yes, not much posting up or mid-range either. Mostly driving for layup or kicking out for a 3, or just stop and pop a 3.

Which is why Shaq and Barkley hate the NBA now. It rewards shooters.
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« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2018, 10:20:05 pm »
2 consecutive Rocket possessions, zero passes.

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« Reply #93 on: May 24, 2018, 10:20:41 pm »
Did I ever tell you guys that in a previous life I won a scholarship named in honor of Steve Kerr's father? I was a Malcolm Kerr Scholar. I once told Steve about it and he didn't seem all that moved. Maybe it was the delivery, who knows.
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« Reply #94 on: May 24, 2018, 10:21:12 pm »
Who was that was Dream?  Earl Cureton?

That's not Elvin Hayes?
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« Reply #95 on: May 24, 2018, 10:22:27 pm »
That's not Elvin Hayes?

The Big E.
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Which is why Shaq and Barkley hate the NBA now. It rewards shooters.
It's still about finding ways to win. Which is why I'll always be a fan. That said I probably don't watch more than 10 regular seasons games.
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« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2018, 10:25:24 pm »
Keith Jones has been around for 20 years.
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« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2018, 10:25:27 pm »
Rockets fucked again!
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« Reply #100 on: May 24, 2018, 10:26:00 pm »
Wtf?  Reversed?

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« Reply #101 on: May 24, 2018, 10:26:14 pm »
Well, you tried. Good on you BTW.

He was sitting on the court in his broadcast area, next to Reggie Miller, and they were preparing for a game. I was there very early and had club type seats that allow you to sort of roam around wherever you want. This was in Miami, by the way. He saw me standing there and immediately apologized that he had missed our dinner engagement the night before. This was something of a surprise to me since we had never before met and certainly had no plans. Anyway, maybe he was thrown off by having mistaken me for someone else.
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« Reply #102 on: May 24, 2018, 10:26:26 pm »
Rockets fucked again!

Unbelievable.

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« Reply #103 on: May 24, 2018, 10:29:08 pm »
Suck it,  Draymond!

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« Reply #104 on: May 24, 2018, 10:29:08 pm »
Why anyone other than Curry or Durant would touch the ball on that possession I will never know.
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« Reply #105 on: May 24, 2018, 10:30:04 pm »
Rockets win!!!
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #106 on: May 24, 2018, 10:31:11 pm »
Man, I hope Paul is okay.
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« Reply #107 on: May 24, 2018, 10:31:22 pm »
CP3 looks like a man who knows he's done for the series

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« Reply #108 on: May 24, 2018, 10:31:44 pm »
Why anyone other than Curry or Durant would touch the ball on that possession I will never know.

Yeah, not sure what they were thinking, other than that the Rockets would be guarding the 3-point line and Green would get an easy 2. Worked out though. Stone cold foul shots by Gordon.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #109 on: May 24, 2018, 10:32:57 pm »
CP3 looks like a man who knows he's done for the series

That's what it looked like to me, too.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #110 on: May 24, 2018, 10:33:40 pm »
Yeah, hammys don't heal fast. First hand experience. Multiple times.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #111 on: May 24, 2018, 10:36:00 pm »
I can't believe the Rockets said "let's pull that Game 1 gameplan out of the dumpster and see how things shake out."

And won.

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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #112 on: May 24, 2018, 10:37:10 pm »
Cougars won two games today, Astros with a nice win in Cleveland, and the Rockets with a huge win. Good day for Houston sports!
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #113 on: May 24, 2018, 10:44:38 pm »
I didn't know the number of dribbles was a stat  but I saw something the other day that when Harden has more than 500 dribbles in game the rockets go down, when he has some other magic number (way less than 500) they win.  I should have paid more attention to it but I guess we all know that he is a big factor in win / loss for the team. 
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #114 on: May 24, 2018, 10:45:38 pm »
I really like Chuck’s seersucker suit. Not a fan of Kenny Smith’s tribute to Barney.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #115 on: May 24, 2018, 10:51:48 pm »
Yeah, hammys don't heal fast. First hand experience. Multiple times.

You’re no Chris Paul, Senator.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #116 on: May 24, 2018, 10:53:44 pm »
I used to have a seersucker suit. I wonder what the hell happened to it.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #117 on: May 24, 2018, 10:57:34 pm »
I used to have a seersucker suit. I wonder what the hell happened to it.
I had a blue and white striped one back in the early 80s.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #118 on: May 24, 2018, 10:58:48 pm »
Punchline: No, I said go to Cox's and get a seersucker suit.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #119 on: May 24, 2018, 11:09:23 pm »
Maybe you got yours at Sears. I got mine at Jos. A. Bank.
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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #120 on: May 25, 2018, 04:15:39 am »
Charlie Morton is 7-0 in ten starts with a WHIP under 1 and an ERA a hair north of 2.

This team has at least three legit Cy Young candidates, none of whom are Cy Young award winner Dallas Keuchel.

2018’s pitching = 2017’s offense.

And how much of a stud is Springer? Two steals today? Who IS this guy?

It’s going to be stupid when/if the middle infield gets untracked.


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Re: Astros @ Indians, May 24, 2018
« Reply #121 on: May 25, 2018, 07:18:08 am »


2018’s pitching = 2017’s offense.



Astros lead the majors in run differential at +116.

Next up are the Yankees and Bosox tied at +77.

Crazy good pitching.