Author Topic: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018  (Read 7660 times)

Texifornia

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 2275
    • View Profile
Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« on: April 11, 2018, 12:37:03 pm »
1-0 Astros after one.

McCullers struggled with control and left the bases loaded in the first. Bregman with the game's only hit so far.
He breezed him, one more time!

MusicMan

  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 25931
  • Thanks for 2015
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2018, 12:58:10 pm »
Buxton doubles and goes to third on WP with nobody out. LMJ proceeds to strike out the side.

1-0 after 2.

Strikeouts may be fascist, but they’re damn useful.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

Texifornia

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 2275
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2018, 01:01:02 pm »
Buxton doubles and goes to third on WP with nobody out. LMJ proceeds to strike out the side.




Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Bregman makes that play normally on Buxton's double. Hopefully Lance is really settling in, which is hard when it's freezing.
He breezed him, one more time!

Texifornia

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 2275
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2018, 01:15:53 pm »
1-0 Astros after 3 innings.
He breezed him, one more time!

Texifornia

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 2275
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2018, 01:25:54 pm »
Astro bats remain silent.
He breezed him, one more time!

das

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3465
    • View Profile
    • Faith Home Ministries
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2018, 01:28:50 pm »
And, man-o-man, is McCullers getting squeezed.
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2018, 01:34:58 pm »
And, man-o-man, is McCullers getting squeezed.

Squeezed?  I just saw 13 straight pitches, none of them even close to being a strike.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2018, 01:36:35 pm »
It's 2-1 Twins, btw,  on two 4-pitch walks, a seeing eye single to the right side and a roller that Bregman dove for and knocked away from Correa...another walk loads the bases with one out...
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2018, 01:36:51 pm »
McCullers is a train wreck this inning.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

JimR

  • Contributor
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 29345
    • View Profile
    • McGinnis, Lochridge & Kilgore, LLP
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2018, 01:37:27 pm »
And, man-o-man, is McCullers getting squeezed.

No, he is not. This is pathetic.
Often wrong, but never in doubt.

BudGirl

  • Contributor
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 17776
  • Brad Ausmus' Slave
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2018, 01:39:22 pm »
But it's cold...  Whatever. 

Keuchel, IMO, is our #5 pitcher.  I almost feel like McHugh is saying I'm coming and Keuchel doesn't seem to worry about it.
''I just did an interview with someone I like more than you. I used a lot of big words on him. I don't have anything left for you.'' --Brad Ausmus

Well behaved women rarely make history.

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2018, 01:39:24 pm »
Bases clearing triple...5-1 Twins...

Gotta get him out of their, coach.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2018, 01:41:57 pm »
6-1 Twins...

C'mon Hinch, put us out of our misery
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2018, 01:43:39 pm »
Shit, he is just throwing crap now.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2018, 01:44:18 pm »
8-1 Twins.

The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2018, 01:44:53 pm »
That Kraut can mash.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2018, 01:44:57 pm »
Well, that escalated quickly.
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2018, 01:44:58 pm »
Finally...McCullers out.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

The Third Man

  • Prime Time Player
  • Posts: 501
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2018, 01:45:18 pm »
I did not expect an 8 run inning here.

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2018, 01:51:00 pm »
That was the worst half inning since the '15 playoffs against KC.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

Astros Fan in Big D

  • Double Super Secret Pope
  • Posts: 10331
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2018, 01:53:54 pm »
So I guess the Twins can score 8 runs in an inning too.

It was more fun when we did it.

The Third Man

  • Prime Time Player
  • Posts: 501
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2018, 01:53:59 pm »
The Astros look bamboozled.

BudGirl

  • Contributor
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 17776
  • Brad Ausmus' Slave
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2018, 02:04:35 pm »
Guess I'm glad I'm not watching this game.
''I just did an interview with someone I like more than you. I used a lot of big words on him. I don't have anything left for you.'' --Brad Ausmus

Well behaved women rarely make history.

TerryPuhl21

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1397
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2018, 02:04:43 pm »
Well, we knew eventually the offense was going to have to score more than 2 or 3 runs to win a game. Where would we be if we didn’t have this rotation? It is time for these hitters to get to hitting. Spring training is over and we are 2 weeks in. Can’t wait to see Yuli in the the lineup Friday!! Hopefully he can provide a spark.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2018, 02:06:47 pm »
Don’t look now but the Astros have 5 straight hits and plated 3 to take the score to 8-4
« Last Edit: April 11, 2018, 02:11:07 pm by astrojo »

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2018, 02:06:51 pm »
2 weeks in and we're only 9-3. Shucks.
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2018, 02:07:30 pm »
Make that 6 straight hits, 8-5 now

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2018, 02:11:42 pm »
Alright...a little life in the lumber...let's throw up a zero here, and get back at 'em!
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2018, 02:30:38 pm »
Bregman! 8-6

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2018, 02:30:54 pm »
Bregman solo dinger gets 'em within 2 top 6.
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

subnuclear

  • Pope
  • Posts: 6116
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2018, 02:34:33 pm »
I'm behind, but God bless Devo!

JimR

  • Contributor
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 29345
    • View Profile
    • McGinnis, Lochridge & Kilgore, LLP
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2018, 02:47:30 pm »
Finally...McCullers out.

Why did that take so fucking long? After Rosario would have been nice.
Often wrong, but never in doubt.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2018, 02:51:57 pm »
Cmon davis, put us ahead!

GreatBagwellsBeard

  • Contributor
  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2990
  • The damn paterfamilias
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2018, 02:56:07 pm »
A knock here would be nice.  Anything that can drop in where they ain't.
Drinking for two.

“I want to paint a mural of Houston for the kids, but I’m terrible at drawing swamp humidity"

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2018, 02:57:35 pm »
Wow! But foul.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2018, 02:59:05 pm »
Marwin strikes out with bases loaded on three pitches, the first was a long, long foul ball

subnuclear

  • Pope
  • Posts: 6116
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2018, 03:01:45 pm »
Dangit.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2018, 03:01:54 pm »
Springer full count, F7. Ends bases loaded threat.

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2018, 03:02:03 pm »
Fuuuck.
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

MikeyBoy

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2572
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2018, 03:02:59 pm »
What happened to George’s go the other way approach from the WS?
"Buenos Dias, shitheads."

subnuclear

  • Pope
  • Posts: 6116
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2018, 03:07:56 pm »
Good bullpen stuff today.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2018, 03:09:55 pm »
Bregman first 4 hit game

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2018, 03:10:46 pm »
Altuve F9

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2018, 03:12:29 pm »
Correa pops up to Dozier

JimR

  • Contributor
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 29345
    • View Profile
    • McGinnis, Lochridge & Kilgore, LLP
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2018, 03:14:18 pm »
How the hell did Springer miss the hanging slider and the 3-2 fastball? He is under everything.
Often wrong, but never in doubt.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2018, 03:14:52 pm »
Reddick pops up to Dozier. Astros LOBster fest today.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2018, 03:21:25 pm »
Bot 8. Peacock in. Dozier K. Mauer grounds to Davis, Peacock covering. Rosario F7. To the 9th we go.

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2018, 03:22:14 pm »
One last chance to vaunt.
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2018, 03:23:39 pm »
Rodney in. Let’s straighten his cap.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #49 on: April 11, 2018, 03:25:19 pm »
Gattis singles past diving 1st baseman to right.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2018, 03:27:02 pm »
Stassi. 1 on, no out, strikes out looking. 1 away.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #51 on: April 11, 2018, 03:28:23 pm »
Davis singles to left center. Runners 1st and 2nd. 1 out.

BudGirl

  • Contributor
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 17776
  • Brad Ausmus' Slave
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #52 on: April 11, 2018, 03:28:53 pm »
I feel like you are just teasing me Jo.  You better pull off a win.
''I just did an interview with someone I like more than you. I used a lot of big words on him. I don't have anything left for you.'' --Brad Ausmus

Well behaved women rarely make history.

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2018, 03:28:58 pm »
C'mon Marwin!
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2018, 03:31:50 pm »
Marwin, representing the go ahead run, 3-2 count, walks to load the bases.

LonghornCDR

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1208
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2018, 03:32:21 pm »
Another chance for George.  He needs this.
60% of the time... it works everytime.

LonghornCDR

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1208
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2018, 03:32:51 pm »
Well that worked.
60% of the time... it works everytime.

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2018, 03:32:56 pm »
I think Rodney's head is crooked and his hat is on straight.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

hostros7

  • Pope
  • Posts: 7929
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2018, 03:33:07 pm »
Springer gets it done without getting it done!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

WVastro

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 2111
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2018, 03:33:11 pm »
Holy shit

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #60 on: April 11, 2018, 03:33:14 pm »
Springer beats dp, 2 runs in! Tied!

homer

  • Pope
  • Posts: 6509
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #61 on: April 11, 2018, 03:33:18 pm »
The Twins defense is doing what it can to give this game away.
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #62 on: April 11, 2018, 03:34:06 pm »
Wow! The Twins got greedy trying to get two and it costs them.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #63 on: April 11, 2018, 03:34:29 pm »
Bregman, let’s make it a 5 hit game! Springer on 2nd, F7. But Astros tie.  8-8 going to bot 9
« Last Edit: April 11, 2018, 03:36:27 pm by astrojo »

NeilT

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Double Super Secret Pope
  • Posts: 11670
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #64 on: April 11, 2018, 03:37:06 pm »
Is Peacock back out?
"I think not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing... as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it’s on booze or women or movies.”  Charles Grassley

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #65 on: April 11, 2018, 03:38:11 pm »
I feel like you are just teasing me Jo.  You better pull off a win.

I’m tryin’!

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #66 on: April 11, 2018, 03:38:29 pm »
Springer beats dp, 2 runs in! Tied!

Well, a 2-base throwing error ties the game. Springer is still in a putrid funk.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #67 on: April 11, 2018, 03:38:40 pm »
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #68 on: April 11, 2018, 03:38:55 pm »
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2018, 03:39:27 pm »

Jacksonian

  • Contributor
  • Double Super Secret Pope
  • Posts: 12893
  • Anonymous Source
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #70 on: April 11, 2018, 03:39:30 pm »
Well, a 2-base throwing error ties the game. Springer is still in a putrid funk.

Is he trying to pull everything?
Goin' for a bus ride.

BizidyDizidy

  • Pope
  • Posts: 8836
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #71 on: April 11, 2018, 03:40:27 pm »
We finally used our amazing double play ability for good, not evil.
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
  -  Orson Welles

homer

  • Pope
  • Posts: 6509
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #72 on: April 11, 2018, 03:40:40 pm »
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #73 on: April 11, 2018, 03:40:42 pm »
Is he trying to pull everything?

He’s like a baby giraffe learning to walk. His swing is a wreck. Not trying to pull, just trying to make contact. That’s a huge struggle
Right now.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #74 on: April 11, 2018, 03:41:02 pm »
Peacock facing Morrison. K

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2018, 03:41:34 pm »
Is he trying to pull everything?
Not the last time but most of the time.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2018, 03:42:16 pm »
Kalas once again loses track of the inning. Either that or he doesn’t know what “extra innings” means.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

LonghornCDR

  • Should Have Quit 500 Posts Ago
  • Posts: 1208
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #77 on: April 11, 2018, 03:42:33 pm »
Are we sure that Peacock doesn't have telekinesis?  How does the ball move like that?
60% of the time... it works everytime.

JimR

  • Contributor
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 29345
    • View Profile
    • McGinnis, Lochridge & Kilgore, LLP
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2018, 03:42:54 pm »
Well, a 2-base throwing error ties the game. Springer is still in a putrid funk.

He took a shot at the shift. RBI on FC, second score on error.
Often wrong, but never in doubt.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2018, 03:43:40 pm »
Escobar 0-3 w a walk today. Into the shift, Altuve throws him out. 2 away

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #80 on: April 11, 2018, 03:44:54 pm »
He took a shot at the shift. RBI on FC, second score on error.

Right. Just saying if Dozier doesn’t throw the ball away, this game is over. Springer didn’t exactly sting that ball.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #81 on: April 11, 2018, 03:46:04 pm »
Game over

9-8 Twins.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #82 on: April 11, 2018, 03:46:27 pm »
Kepler up. 3-2 count. Homer to right. 9-8 Twins. Final

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #83 on: April 11, 2018, 03:46:57 pm »
Damn Kraut.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #84 on: April 11, 2018, 03:47:10 pm »
Well, fuck.
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

hostros7

  • Pope
  • Posts: 7929
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #85 on: April 11, 2018, 03:47:49 pm »
Son of bitch


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #86 on: April 11, 2018, 03:48:06 pm »
So many chances today. Good news is the bats cane alive a bit. Bad news is McCullers looked like shit. Hopefully it was just one of them games. Get home and right the ship.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #87 on: April 11, 2018, 03:48:47 pm »
At least there was some actual vaunting.
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

Col. Sphinx Drummond

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Illuminati
  • Posts: 16760
  • art is a bulwark against the irrationality of man
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #88 on: April 11, 2018, 03:51:14 pm »
Schweinhund! I piss on your grandmother's grave!
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #89 on: April 11, 2018, 03:51:31 pm »
At least there was some actual vaunting.

Yeah, but Marwin and Springer have to snap out of it. Need those guys.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #90 on: April 11, 2018, 03:52:44 pm »
Well shitfuck. I really thought they were gonna come back and win this one. Now I’m depressed.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

Ty in Tampa

  • Contributor
  • Pope
  • Posts: 9111
  • You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #91 on: April 11, 2018, 03:53:23 pm »
Yeah, but Marwin and Springer have to snap out of it. Need those guys.

No doubt. Yuli back Friday too, I heard.
"You want me broken. You want me dead.
I'm living rent-free in the back of your head."

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #92 on: April 11, 2018, 03:57:32 pm »
Well shitfuck. I really thought they were gonna come back and win this one. Now I’m depressed.

Me, too. And I have to do taxes tonight. Ugh!

JimR

  • Contributor
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 29345
    • View Profile
    • McGinnis, Lochridge & Kilgore, LLP
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #93 on: April 11, 2018, 03:58:05 pm »
terrible slider
Often wrong, but never in doubt.

doyce7

  • Fantasy Team Owner
  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 3106
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #94 on: April 11, 2018, 03:58:30 pm »
Well shitfuck. I really thought they were gonna come back and win this one. Now I’m depressed.
Same. I feel like I've been halfassing at work for no reason now

Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk


HudsonHawk

  • Administrator
  • High Order of the Ferret
  • *****
  • Posts: 42689
  • Gentleman About Town
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #95 on: April 11, 2018, 03:59:44 pm »
terrible slider

He threw the same pitch the pitch before, and Kepler was right on it, fouling it straight back into the catcher.  Didn't miss the second one. 
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

astrojo

  • Key Member of the Conspiracy
  • Posts: 2753
    • View Profile
Re: Astros @ Twins April 11, 2018
« Reply #96 on: April 11, 2018, 04:33:42 pm »
Well, a 2-base throwing error ties the game. Springer is still in a putrid funk.

Yes, I knew that the rushed throw ended up in the dugout, allowing the tying run to score, but I acknowledge my crappy pbp skills. I was also just excited they tied the game. Damn shame they didn’t win.