You are a fucking broken record.
Of all the people to turn your sarcastic snarkiness on. Carols Beltran? Seriously? Is his batting average all you see?
No, no, I see his defense and his speed. They don't let me into the clubhouse so I don't get to see his card shuffling or his deft, slight of hand tricks.
Say, I know, let's look at WAR. Guess which Astro position player has a better WAR than Beltran! That's right, every motherfucking one of them! Every single one who has ever played this year, every player who has batted, including the pitchers.
You think he's helpful to the team? Great. Hire the guy as a fucking coach. Don't pay him sixteen million dollars to be literally the worst player on the team.
