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Astros at Rangers 08/13/2017
« on: August 13, 2017, 11:45:45 am »
Houston Astros @ Texas Rangers, 2:05 P.M. CT

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    RF: Josh Reddick
    2B: Jose Altuve
    3B: Alex Bregman
    1B: Yuli Gurriel
    SS: Marwin Gonzalez
    DH: Carlos Beltran
    LF: Derek Fisher
    C: Brian McCann
    CF: Jake Marisnick
    SP: Dallas Keuchel

   Rangers

    LF: Delino DeShields
    SS: Elvis Andrus
    RF: Nomar Mazara
    DH: Adrian Beltre
    CF: Carlos Gomez
    3B: Joey Gallo
    1B: Mike Napoli
    2B: Rougned Odor
    C: Robinson Chirinos
    SP: Andrew Cashner
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Re: Astros at Rangers 08/13/2017
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2017, 12:33:41 pm »
No Springer?
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Re: Astros at Rangers 08/13/2017
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2017, 01:07:27 pm »
No Springer?

Rest day after his DL stint. Playing it safe.


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Re: Astros at Rangers 08/13/2017
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2017, 01:15:07 pm »
Rest day after his DL stint. Playing it safe.


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He's tired after four games?
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Re: Astros at Rangers 08/13/2017
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2017, 01:43:12 pm »
Thanks for starting the thread, SD. I was running late.
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2017, 01:44:44 pm »
He's tired after four games?

I'd guess more likely that they're just making sure he doesn't aggravate it as he comes back.


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Re: Astros at Rangers 08/13/2017
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2017, 01:45:21 pm »
Thanks for starting the thread, SD. I was running late.

Rest assured, Hap, that Pettis will wave you home no matter how late you're running.


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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2017, 01:45:57 pm »
Rest assured, Hap, that Pettis will wave you home no matter how late you're running.


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Re: Astros at Rangers 08/13/2017
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2017, 02:13:04 pm »
8 pitches, 3 outs. I'm surprised all our bats haven't turned into sawdust.


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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2017, 02:20:41 pm »
8 pitches, 3 outs. I'm surprised all our bats haven't turned into sawdust.

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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2017, 02:25:35 pm »
8 pitches, 3 outs. I'm surprised all our bats haven't turned into sawdust.


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16  pitches, 6 outs.
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Re: Astros at Rangers 08/13/2017
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2017, 02:40:17 pm »
Ugh. I seriously do not see how this team is going to get to 72?wins.
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2017, 02:40:53 pm »
Sure would be nice if it looked like the offense gave a shit about hitting today.
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2017, 02:47:14 pm »
Does Odor think he's a fucking springbok or something? Run like a human, you little piece of shit.
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2017, 02:57:33 pm »
Does Odor think he's a fucking springbok or something? Run like a human, you little piece of shit.

Odor's human impression definitely needs work.
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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2017, 02:57:55 pm »
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Re: Astros at Rangers 08/13/2017
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2017, 03:01:11 pm »
Jose with a solo dinger with 1 out in the 4th.
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« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2017, 03:10:22 pm »
Adrian Beltre just made me laugh out loud. That "fuck it" left turn was great.
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« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2017, 03:13:37 pm »
I don't think I've ever seen both managers come out to argue the same thing as once before.
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« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2017, 03:14:38 pm »
Banny must've called him a cocksucker.
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« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2017, 03:16:20 pm »
Warning both teams there was so chickenshit. This crew has been pretty awful.
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« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2017, 03:17:31 pm »
That was a great play by DeShields, unfortunately. But don't the Rangers have to appeal the re-touching the base thing?
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« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2017, 03:19:11 pm »
Some shitty baseball there by Carlos. Swing at a bad pitch after a four pitch walk and a base running blunder.

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« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2017, 03:20:16 pm »
That was a great play by DeShields, unfortunately. But don't the Rangers have to appeal the re-touching the base thing?

What happened?
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« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2017, 03:20:57 pm »
That was a great play by DeShields, unfortunately. But don't the Rangers have to appeal the re-touching the base thing?

Andrus threw to 2nd to get Beltran out there.
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« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2017, 03:21:46 pm »
What happened?

Beltran ran to 2nd and rounded, then beelined back to 1st on the catch. He didn't retouch 2nd.
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« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2017, 03:24:02 pm »
What happened?

...and a great diving catch by Deshields in LF.
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« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2017, 03:26:07 pm »
Andrus threw to 2nd to get Beltran out there.

They threw to 2B, that's the appeal. It's a live ball appeal.
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« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2017, 03:27:12 pm »
This home plate ump is fucking terrible. He couldn't find the outside corner with a fucking map.
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« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2017, 03:29:44 pm »
This home plate ump is fucking terrible. He couldn't find the outside corner with a fucking map.

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« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2017, 03:32:04 pm »
They threw to 2B, that's the appeal. It's a live ball appeal.

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« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2017, 03:34:57 pm »
Thanks. I didn't know that there is such a thing.

A base running appeal is made at the base where the infraction occurred. If the ball I still live, they can simply throw to that base. It's just like doubling a guy off on a caught ball. That's a live ball appeal.
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« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2017, 03:40:12 pm »
A base running appeal is made at the base where the infraction occurred. If the ball I still live, they can simply throw to that base. It's just like doubling a guy off on a caught ball. That's a live ball appeal.

That makes sense. Thanks.
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« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2017, 03:50:10 pm »
Beltre ties it with a solo HR to RF. No outs, bottom 6.
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« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2017, 03:51:56 pm »
And Keuchel punished again by the fucking scrub behind the plate. Keuchel hits the outside corner 2 more times for balls and Beltre eventually hits a homer.
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« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2017, 03:56:48 pm »
And Keuchel punished again by the fucking scrub behind the plate. Keuchel hits the outside corner 2 more times for balls and Beltre eventually hits a homer.

And Cashner gets the spots Keuchel doesn't.
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« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2017, 03:59:34 pm »
T7

Yuli doubles to lead things off.
Marwin 1U moves Yuli to 3rd
Carlos singles to LF. Yuli scores. 2-1 Astros.

1 on 1 out.
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« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2017, 04:07:49 pm »
T7 1 on, 1 out.

Fisher walks on 4 pitches.
McCann flies out to RF.
Marisnick Ks.

2-1 Astros mid-7
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« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2017, 04:12:53 pm »
Call the Policia, Odor robbed by La Pina!
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« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2017, 04:13:36 pm »
Call the Policia, Odor robbed by La Pina!

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« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2017, 04:20:51 pm »
God damn it. We are powerless against base stealers. And Devo makes me really nervous right now.
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« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2017, 04:23:11 pm »
DEVO!

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« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2017, 04:37:33 pm »
Can't do anything the easy way...
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« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2017, 04:37:54 pm »
Why do they hate beating the Rangers?
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« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2017, 04:44:15 pm »
Well, that was certainly unexpected!
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« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2017, 04:44:33 pm »
Giles: 3 pitches, 3 outs.


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« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2017, 04:44:43 pm »
Wow.
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2017, 04:44:59 pm »
YES!!!

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« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2017, 04:46:32 pm »
I thought going to Giles for a 6 out save was a panic move, but AJ sure as hell pushed the right button there.


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« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2017, 04:51:51 pm »
I thought going to Giles for a 6 out save was a panic move, but AJ sure as hell pushed the right button there.


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« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2017, 05:00:41 pm »
It's not over yet.

I'm at the game. Lots of rangers fans left after the 8th.

They haven't been paging attention to the Astros for the past few weeks.

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« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2017, 05:06:00 pm »
Nice fuck-you breaking ball for strike 3 to Napoli.
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« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2017, 05:13:42 pm »
Exhale! Astros win!!
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« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2017, 05:15:09 pm »
Man, did we ever need they win today! Nice job by Dallas!! Hopefully that will be the performance that puts him back in the zone. Also, kudos to Giles for a critical 6 out save!!!




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« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2017, 05:15:17 pm »
Exhale! Astros win!!
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« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2017, 05:16:53 pm »
Finally, but thankfully.

Nice to see Keuchel and Giles come through.

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« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2017, 05:25:13 pm »
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« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2017, 05:25:35 pm »
That one felt good.

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« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2017, 05:41:57 pm »
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« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2017, 07:28:24 pm »
Hinch deserves some plaudits for going to Giles in the 8th.


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« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2017, 07:29:32 pm »
Hinch deserves some plaudits for going to Giles in the 8th.

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« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2017, 07:32:53 pm »
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« Reply #62 on: August 13, 2017, 08:33:07 pm »
Hinch deserves some plaudits for going to Giles in the 8th.


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that can't be. I just saw on another site he and Luhnow need to be fired. I gotta quit reading that Rivals shit.

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« Reply #63 on: August 13, 2017, 08:49:55 pm »
that can't be. I just saw on another site he and Luhnow need to be fired. I gotta quit reading that Rivals shit.

The Astros thread there is inhabited by idiots. Do not read it. Ever.
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« Reply #64 on: August 13, 2017, 08:51:59 pm »
The Astros thread there is inhabited by idiots. Do not read it. Ever.

I know. I have been taunting them for a few days but there is no winning with idiots.

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« Reply #65 on: August 13, 2017, 11:37:07 pm »
that can't be. I just saw on another site he and Luhnow need to be fired. I gotta quit reading that Rivals shit.

Hinch is a miracle worker. I have no idea why anyone would have anything other than the highest praise for what he's done as manager.
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« Reply #66 on: August 14, 2017, 05:58:05 am »
Hinch is a miracle worker. I have no idea why anyone would have anything other than the highest praise for what he's done as manager.

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« Reply #67 on: August 14, 2017, 06:19:30 am »
Stanford guy, naturally

Yeah, that's one reason to think he's an idiot.  But only one.  No sure being from Oklahoma counts.
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« Reply #68 on: August 14, 2017, 10:40:50 am »
Stanford guy, naturally

But what did you say about Stanford psychology graduates? Something about a red flag?
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« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2017, 04:37:47 pm »
Yeah, that's one reason to think he's an idiot.  But only one.  No sure being from Oklahoma counts.

I am sadly guilty on both counts as well (although it looks like he moved to OK when he was young, instead of getting the fuck out).
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« Reply #70 on: August 14, 2017, 04:53:01 pm »
But what did you say about Stanford psychology graduates? Something about a red flag?

Did I ever mention we met in PSYCH162 - Psychology of Gender
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« Reply #71 on: August 14, 2017, 05:22:47 pm »
Did I ever mention we met in PSYCH162 - Psychology of Gender

And that's a prerequisite for what exactly?
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« Reply #72 on: August 14, 2017, 05:43:32 pm »
And that's a prerequisite for what exactly?

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