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Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« on: May 12, 2017, 06:14:38 pm »
2 on 1 out top of 1.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2017, 06:20:24 pm »
and nada, Correa K and Gattis pop out.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2017, 06:22:54 pm »
Fuck the yanks.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2017, 06:27:16 pm »
LMJ with an easy 123 B1

Where is Mr Happy
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2017, 06:30:22 pm »
Number 4 is attending his first game

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2017, 06:36:36 pm »
A walk and nothing else. Onto b2
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2017, 06:37:10 pm »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on May 12, 2017, 06:30:22 pm
Number 4 is attending his first game

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No 4?  Good grief man, how do you afford four kids *and* a cellar full of Barolo?
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2017, 06:37:11 pm »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on May 12, 2017, 06:30:22 pm
Number 4 is attending his first game

Do you rent a van or what?
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2017, 06:39:39 pm »
I'm going to have to run down some more footage of LM Sr to see if he ever once in his career threw a ball over the plate.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2017, 06:41:09 pm »
Worse, I bought a minivan. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170512/8fa02813008a74b37f42ede0d6f63563.jpg)

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2017, 06:46:19 pm »
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No 4?  Good grief man, how do you afford four kids *and* a cellar full of Barolo?
The trick I figured out is to live in Manhattan, it's very affordable

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2017, 06:53:50 pm »
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Worse, I bought a minivan. (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170512/8fa02813008a74b37f42ede0d6f63563.jpg)

Where the hell is eveyone else?
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2017, 06:55:48 pm »
Oh, we just put out a bowl of water and a pile of kibble

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2017, 06:56:26 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 12, 2017, 06:53:50 pm
Where the hell is eveyone else?

Seems like everyone else found something fun to do and didn't invite us. Rude.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2017, 06:59:42 pm »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on May 12, 2017, 06:55:48 pm
Oh, we just put out a bowl of water and a pile of kibble

I figured. Call down to the doorman if you need anything, boys, we'll be back about 10:30 unless it goes into extras.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2017, 07:02:30 pm »
When you have 4 boys, there is some natural redundancy built in

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2017, 07:06:24 pm »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on May 12, 2017, 06:56:26 pm
Seems like everyone else found something fun to do and didn't invite us. Rude.

Got a couple of steaks I'm getting ready to throw on the grill. No you're not invited.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2017, 07:07:01 pm »
McCann!!!!

3-0 Astros.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2017, 07:10:06 pm »
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McCann!!!!

3-0 Astros.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2017, 07:11:03 pm »
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Got a couple of steaks I'm getting ready to throw on the grill. No you're not invited.

All the real foodies are boiling steaks nowadays you know.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2017, 07:11:42 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 12, 2017, 07:06:24 pm
Got a couple of steaks I'm getting ready to throw on the grill. No you're not invited.

Didn't want one anyway. 
/kicks rocks.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2017, 07:12:15 pm »
What's your cut of choice HH

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2017, 07:14:40 pm »
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All the real foodies are boiling steaks nowadays you know.
I rarely cook these days, but I did recently  buy a newfangled steak boiler

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2017, 07:18:07 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 12, 2017, 07:11:03 pm
All the real foodies are boiling steaks nowadays you know.

I'm an uncircumcised Philistine.  In so many ways.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2017, 07:20:12 pm »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on May 12, 2017, 07:12:15 pm
What's your cut of choice HH

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Filet mignon, of course. Nice coating of fresh cracked pepper straight onto a rocket-engine hot grill. I'm deciding on the Barolo or I have a nice brunello as well.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2017, 07:23:13 pm »
Pull the brunello with the steak

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2017, 07:26:38 pm »
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Pull the brunello with the steak

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2017, 07:27:36 pm »
I like simple and traditional with steak: Fire good! Water bad!
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2017, 07:28:00 pm »
Lead off double by Springer leads to an RBI gork by Correa, who moves to 2B on a TE9. 4-0 Astros.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2017, 07:28:33 pm »
That run was brought to you by the Keystone Kops

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2017, 07:46:18 pm »
McCann hangs in there on lefties pretty good.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2017, 07:56:23 pm »
Bregman's D hasn't been sparkling

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2017, 07:57:35 pm »
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Bregman's D hasn't been sparkling

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2017, 07:58:20 pm »
STEP 1 - Glove the ball...
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2017, 08:03:40 pm »
My prediction is Bregman gets moved for a SP by the deadline

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2017, 08:09:33 pm »
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Filet mignon, of course. Nice coating of fresh cracked pepper straight onto a rocket-engine hot grill.

At least we agree on something.



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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2017, 08:19:14 pm »
What was all that about

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2017, 08:21:25 pm »
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What was all that about

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That was Headley's way of getting out of the game without feeling like a pussy.
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« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2017, 08:21:49 pm »
That was my take

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2017, 08:34:40 pm »
Went with the Barolo with the filet. Mrs Hawk's choice. Outstanding. Now sitting on the back patio with a hand rolled cigar.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2017, 08:35:50 pm »
Gregerson in. Hope I don't lose my chill.
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« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2017, 08:36:12 pm »
The umpire was chirping at Headley, I think urging him to get in the box. Or upbraiding for something. Headley turned around and yelled I didn't say one fucking word to you! and it was on.
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« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2017, 08:37:29 pm »
I'm at the opera. I like the opera. When I wake up, there are always people singing.


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« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2017, 08:40:37 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2017, 08:40:57 pm »
Big League grab by Springer there. Put a blue star next to that one.
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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2017, 08:43:08 pm »
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I'm at the opera. I like the opera. When I wake up, there are always people singing.

The last time I went to the opera I took a radio and some earphones to try to listen to a game. The AM reception was unsurprisingly shitty in the hall so I had to sit there like an asshole and suffer through it.

And when I say the last time that is exactly what I mean. The last time.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2017, 08:43:10 pm »
Nice job by Gregerson.

To the 9th...Astros up 4-0
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2017, 08:43:14 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 12, 2017, 08:36:12 pm
The umpire was chirping at Headley, I think urging him to get in the box. Or upbraiding for something. Headley turned around and yelled I didn't say one fucking word to you! and it was on.

Must have called the ump a cocksucker.


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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2017, 08:44:54 pm »
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Must have called the ump a cocksucker.


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Since the ump seemed to instigate it, maybe it was the other way around in this case.  Is that also a no-no? 
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2017, 08:45:02 pm »
Glad we get to see Chapman without being behind

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2017, 08:45:06 pm »
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« Reply #51 on: May 12, 2017, 08:46:45 pm »
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Since the ump seemed to instigate it, maybe it was the other way around in this case.  Is that also a no-no?

Yes. And the "magic word" is "motherfucker" or anything with "you".
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« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2017, 08:48:39 pm »
Marisnick wears the Golden Sombrero tonight. But he gets a pass after last night.
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« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2017, 08:54:17 pm »
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Glad we get to see Chapman without being behind

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« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2017, 08:56:19 pm »
Can I get a "woo" from the congregation?


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« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2017, 08:56:51 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2017, 09:00:09 pm »
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Screw that guy. Chapman chased in the 9th after giving up three knocks.
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« Reply #57 on: May 12, 2017, 09:01:42 pm »
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Marisnick wears the Golden Sombrero tonight. But he gets a pass after last night.

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« Reply #58 on: May 12, 2017, 09:01:57 pm »
After the slow start, Correa now leads the team in slugging.


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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #60 on: May 12, 2017, 09:05:32 pm »
Hoyt in to try to close out a 5-0 lead
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #61 on: May 12, 2017, 09:06:13 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #62 on: May 12, 2017, 09:06:33 pm »
Marwin ain't as good at 1B as Yuli.
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Marwin ain't as good at 1B as Yuli.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #64 on: May 12, 2017, 09:10:44 pm »
Come on boys...let's roll two and hit the showers.
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I think Marwin has him beat in slugging.

Qualified ABs, put your point is fair.


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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #66 on: May 12, 2017, 09:12:10 pm »
They may need to bring Sipp in to nail this thing down.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #67 on: May 12, 2017, 09:12:32 pm »
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Marwin ain't as good at 1B as Yuli.
Definitely not in this game.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #68 on: May 12, 2017, 09:17:20 pm »
Well shit. Now gotta get someone else up
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
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Well shit. Now gotta get someone else up

You just knew as soon as he said the thing about the shutout... damn.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #70 on: May 12, 2017, 09:18:28 pm »
You hate to burn Sipp in a game like this.
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You hate to burn Sipp in a game like this.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #72 on: May 12, 2017, 09:19:43 pm »
Attaboy!

Didn't get the shutout, but a strong win 5-1.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #73 on: May 12, 2017, 09:19:51 pm »
Booom
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #74 on: May 12, 2017, 09:20:17 pm »
Cortana just prompted me that the Astros won before MLB.TV told me that. 

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #75 on: May 12, 2017, 09:20:46 pm »
But yay anyway
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #77 on: May 12, 2017, 09:25:53 pm »
25-11 is a nice start. Funny to think how that still pales in comparison to the 36-10 stretch the 2004 Astros finished up the season with.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #78 on: May 12, 2017, 09:27:34 pm »
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25-11 is a nice start. Funny to think how that still pales in comparison to the 36-10 stretch the 2004 Astros finished up the season with.

I love all this winning.  It's like better than losing.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2017, 09:31:39 pm »
Henry is undefeated on his short life

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
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Naming your son Henry may be the best thing you've ever done in  your life. That's a man's name.
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Naming your son Henry may be the best thing you've ever done in  your life. That's a man's name.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #82 on: May 12, 2017, 10:16:52 pm »
We named our dog Henry. Then a couple years later when we found out our baby was gonna be a boy, we kinda wished we hadn't used it up on a dog.

Henry is a damn good dog, though.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #83 on: May 12, 2017, 10:57:37 pm »
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We named our dog Henry. Then a couple years later when we found out our baby was gonna be a boy, we kinda wished we hadn't used it up on a dog.

Henry is a damn good dog, though.

So what did you name the kid? Rutherford?
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees May 12 2017
« Reply #84 on: May 12, 2017, 11:54:01 pm »
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So what did you name the kid? Rutherford?
Wilder Everett Moore. Everybody says he looks more like a Rutherford, though.
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