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Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« on: May 10, 2017, 12:08:56 pm »
Your lineups for today's matinee tilt:

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CFEnder Inciarte (L)
2BB. Phillips (R)
1BFreddie Freeman (L)
LFMatt Kemp (R)
DHNick Markakis (L)
3BAdonis Garcia (R)
CKurt Suzuki (R)
SSDansby Swanson (R)
RFE. Bonifacio (S)

ATL: Jaime Garcia (L)  (1-1, 3.99)

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RF George Springer (R)
DH Carlos Beltran (S)
2B Jose Altuve (R)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
C Evan Gattis (R)
1B Y. Gurriel (R)
LF Marwin Gonzalez (S)
3B Alex Bregman (R)
CF Jake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Joe Musgrove (R)  (1-3, 5.40)
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2017, 01:12:05 pm »
Good lord, Eschenfelder never shuts up.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2017, 01:13:33 pm »
Great start for Musgrove. Quickly up 0-2, then walks the leadoff hitter.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2017, 01:15:25 pm »
We haven't seen the marksmanlike control Musgrove apparently featured annually in the minors.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2017, 01:18:45 pm »
Phillips just missed a MEAAAAAAAAAAAATBALL, fouled it off.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2017, 01:20:05 pm »
Phillips on pitch 11 swings over a slider and Inciarte, who had been running on the previous 6 pitches, was obviously gassed. He was going and was very out at 2nd.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2017, 01:21:00 pm »
You can't run (6 straight pitches) on Captain Caveman.


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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2017, 01:21:34 pm »
Inciarte walks.
Phillips swings and misses at a 3-2 slider and Inciarte is out by a lot attempting to steal.
Lurch Freeman swings and misses for strike 3.

Musgrove throws 139 pitches in the first, but looks pretty in the end.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2017, 01:27:39 pm »
Good lord, Eschenfelder never shuts up.

Stream-of-consciousness announcing.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2017, 01:30:23 pm »
Bottom One

Jaime Garcia on the hill.
Springer fouls off the first two pitches he sees, including a fat fastball up in the zone. (sidenote: I really don't like Eschenfelder) Works the count full. Scalds one right at third baseman. Easy throw across gets him.
Beltran swings over a slider at the knees, ponche.
Altuve hits a 58 hopper to Phillips, 4-3 he's out.

Lackluster first inning from the Good Guys.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2017, 01:38:05 pm »
I'm blacked out of any games involving Atlanta (as well as, mysteriously, Cincinnati), so am listening to these games and thus missing the Eschenfelder effect. But I think Ford and Sparks are always better than the TV crew. An advantage to streaming is you can combine radio feed with broadcast.

And another walk from Musgrove.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2017, 01:39:51 pm »
Top 2

Kemp grounds out to Bregman on pitch 9 of the AB. Musgrove will hit his pitch limit in the 3rd inning at this pace.
Markakis walks on a full count. 37 fucking pitches for 5 batters so far. Musgrove is rapidly approaching Fiers levels of aggravation for me today.
Adoucheis Garcia on only 4 pitches grounds in to a 4-6-3 doubleplay. Slick turn by Altuve, with the long distance side toss to Correa as he skipped across the bag.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2017, 01:44:44 pm »
An advantage to streaming is you can combine radio feed with broadcast.

And another walk from Musgrove.

Is that an option on the At Bat app, or do you need to be streaming through an actual computer to take advantage?

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2017, 01:47:22 pm »
I'm not sure; I never watch on AtBat. But it works for the computer or any streaming service like Roku, AppleTV, etc.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2017, 01:47:31 pm »
Bottom 2

Correa grounds back to Garcia, 1-3.
Gattis takes a fucking meatball right down the pipe for strike one. Immediately flails at ball one off the outside corner. Having a good at bat, fouled off several pitches and taken a few. 2-2, and of course he swings at a bouncing slider. K.
Gurriel grounds to Phillips, who makes a nice diving play, gets up, and throws him out 4-3.


Top 2

Kemp grounds out to Bregman on pitch 9 of the AB. Musgrove will hit his pitch limit in the 3rd inning at this pace.
Markakis walks on a full count. 37 fucking pitches for 5 batters so far. Musgrove is rapidly approaching Fiers levels of aggravation for me today.
Adoucheis Garcia on only 4 pitches grounds in to a 4-6-3 doubleplay. Slick turn by Altuve, with the long distance side toss to Correa as he skipped across the bag.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2017, 01:49:56 pm »
I'm off PBP for a few innings.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2017, 02:05:27 pm »
Posted this in TZ but will put it here for posterity.  I found the in-market streaming on Astros.com/MLB.com.  Go to astros.com, mouse over "Video" in the top nav bar, then click "Watch Live In-Market".  You'll then be prompted to login.  Chrome put me through a login loop for some reason, but IE works.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2017, 02:12:58 pm »
I am officially sick of Joe Musgrove this season.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2017, 02:13:12 pm »
Springer doubles home Marisnick with 2 out; Freeman ties it to lead off the 4th with a solo homer.


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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2017, 02:15:18 pm »
Springer doubles home Marisnick with 2 out; Freeman ties it to lead off the 4th with a solo homer.


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Musgrove protected that 1 run lead for 2 whole pitches.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2017, 02:16:53 pm »
Fuck you, Joe.

Two FAT fucking pitches.
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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2017, 02:17:38 pm »
Major League pitches don't get any easier to hit than that one. 
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« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2017, 02:20:40 pm »
Major League pitches don't get any easier to hit than that one.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2017, 02:22:19 pm »
Fuck you, Joe.

Two FAT fucking pitches.

He hangs too many pitches out over the plate.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2017, 02:24:37 pm »
After Correa draws a leadoff walk, Gattis hacks the first pitch into an easy 6U-3 double play.  Allsome. 
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« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2017, 02:29:47 pm »
After Correa draws a leadoff walk, Gattis hacks the first pitch into an easy 6U-3 double play.  Allsome.

Gattis takes the fat ones and swings at the bad ones.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2017, 02:30:37 pm »
Annnnnnnnnnd Bregman misses a fat one and hits a popup to end the inning.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2017, 02:43:03 pm »
STOP HITTING IN TO FUCKING DOUBLE PLAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2017, 02:49:13 pm »
Still can't believe he made two errors last night.
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« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2017, 02:49:21 pm »
Move Correa out of the cleanup spot. 
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« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2017, 02:49:29 pm »
Correa says fuck you very much to Marty Foster after a terrible strike 2 call and rips a slider down the LF line for a 2 RBI double.
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« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2017, 02:50:05 pm »
Move Correa out of the cleanup spot.
Oops, he's thinking otherwise.

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« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2017, 02:50:07 pm »
Move Correa out of the cleanup spot.

(Context: He just hit a two out two-run double to take the lead.  He's been quite good lately).
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« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2017, 02:51:19 pm »
(Context: He just hit a two out two-run double to take the lead.  He's been quite good lately).

Not everyone appreciates your biting sarcasm.
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« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2017, 02:52:35 pm »
(Context: He just hit a two out two-run double to take the lead.  He's been quite good lately).

Quit pumping the fucking sunshine.


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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2017, 02:52:48 pm »
Not everyone appreciates your biting sarcasm.

I expected there would be an reaction that my sarcastic comment would fall behind but I guess I screwed up the timing.
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« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2017, 02:53:24 pm »
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« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2017, 03:00:12 pm »
Did Ford and Sparks just have a discussion about someone named "Big Punt"?
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« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2017, 03:00:44 pm »
As messy as he was this game, 6 innings and only 2 runs is a pretty good day for Musgrove.
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« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2017, 03:01:24 pm »
I would very much like to sample whatever drugs the guys writing and directing the Astros Root Sports commercials are on.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2017, 03:03:53 pm »
As messy as he was this game, 6 innings and only 2 runs is a pretty good day for Musgrove.

It was Fiers-esque in that regard.
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« Reply #41 on: May 10, 2017, 03:06:31 pm »
Gregerson coming in with a 2-run lead.  Hope the scoreboard operator's fingers are ready.

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« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2017, 03:07:07 pm »
I told my parents in the third grade that I wanted to be a big league player.  I guess they didn't support me enough. 
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« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2017, 03:07:57 pm »
It would be nice if Luke didn't fuck this up.
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« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2017, 03:08:22 pm »
As messy as he was this game, 6 innings and only 2 runs is a pretty good day for Musgrove.

More schlong-gorvelling homerism.

Any decent pitcher would have thrown 2 perfect games today.


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« Reply #45 on: May 10, 2017, 03:08:57 pm »
More schlong-gorvelling homerism.

Any decent pitcher would have thrown 2 perfect games today.


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« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2017, 03:10:27 pm »
As messy as he was this game, 6 innings and only 2 runs is a pretty good day for Musgrove.

The journey was ugly, but the finish was nice.

Considering he'd thrown half a game's worth of pitches after 2 innings, it's incredible he made it 6.
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« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2017, 03:10:50 pm »
You're in fine form today.

He's been inspired by the Great Correa and his Golden Penis
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2017, 03:11:10 pm »
I told my parents in the third grade that I wanted to be a big league player.  I guess they didn't support me enough.
Same here. They thought it was funny and laughed.
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« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2017, 03:12:50 pm »
You're in fine form today.

Don't ask me to ignore the fact that this "offense" has more freaking OUTS than runs.


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« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2017, 03:14:04 pm »
So Gregerson didn't fuck up this time.
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« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2017, 03:14:12 pm »
We would have better run production, considering our BA and OBP, if we didn't lead the world in hitting into double plays...but I'm still happy !
Playoffs...Did you say playoffs !

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2017, 03:15:06 pm »
Gregerson gets a strikeout and weak contact twice... I'll take it.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2017, 03:20:03 pm »
If my last name was Motte, I'd pronounce it Maw-TEE.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2017, 03:22:19 pm »
At Shea stadium you could smell piss just walking around on the concourse.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2017, 03:22:43 pm »
More double play action for your viewing pleasure.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2017, 03:24:53 pm »
Two doubles today for Correa to match his two errors yesterday.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #57 on: May 10, 2017, 03:33:59 pm »
And here comes the dickstepping!

What the fuck was Marwin doing on that first one?
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #58 on: May 10, 2017, 03:34:18 pm »
Marwin sorta botched that fly ball.  Now a bunt single has the tying run on base with nobody out.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #59 on: May 10, 2017, 03:34:32 pm »
nice bunt
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #60 on: May 10, 2017, 03:37:01 pm »
Big ponche there by Harris
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #61 on: May 10, 2017, 03:39:49 pm »
Big ponche there by Harris
there too
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #63 on: May 10, 2017, 03:42:25 pm »
Harris wanting no part of Freeman
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #64 on: May 10, 2017, 03:43:58 pm »
Bases juiced for Kemp...
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #65 on: May 10, 2017, 03:47:03 pm »
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #66 on: May 10, 2017, 03:47:16 pm »
Damn fine work by Harris.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #67 on: May 10, 2017, 03:47:16 pm »
Harris strikes out the side!
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #68 on: May 10, 2017, 03:48:32 pm »
Will F'in Harris.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #69 on: May 10, 2017, 03:49:56 pm »
I would very much like to sample whatever drugs the guys writing and directing the Astros Root Sports commercials are on.
They're re-cycled from last year.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #70 on: May 10, 2017, 04:00:57 pm »
The Astros take care of business with a tidy two game sweep. This weekend's series should be interesting.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #71 on: May 10, 2017, 04:01:14 pm »
Ballgame.

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« Reply #72 on: May 10, 2017, 04:01:42 pm »
Giles wasn't dicking around today.

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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #73 on: May 10, 2017, 04:05:26 pm »
He's been inspired by the Great Correa and his Golden Penis

If Crane weren't hoarding all his ill-gotten money to stuff more presents under the family tree instead of paying the man what he's worth, Correa would be able to afford a diamond cock worthy of his skills on the field.
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Re: Braves @ Astros May 10, 2017
« Reply #74 on: May 11, 2017, 05:06:16 pm »
4-1 on Wodensday.
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