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Series Preview: Royals at Astros
« on: April 07, 2017, 11:03:43 am »
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Re: Series Preview: Royals at Astros
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2017, 04:29:17 pm »
It was pointed out to me yesterday that “Giles” spelled backwards is “Selig”.

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Re: Series Preview: Royals at Astros
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2017, 09:24:36 pm »
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Re: Series Preview: Royals at Astros
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2017, 06:20:08 am »
Damn you to hell.

Indeed. God damn it. I'm going to have trouble getting that out of my head.
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