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Navin R Johnson

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Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« on: October 03, 2016, 02:38:32 pm »
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/783018977177972736

New for Texas Rangers postseason: Smoked Brisket & Mac N Cheese on a pita with Popcornopolis Caramel Popcorn ($15)

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Truly one of the most disgusting ballpark foods I have ever heard of.
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2016, 02:55:44 pm »
If I didn't before, I hope they get no-hit in every game just for this.
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2016, 04:26:41 pm »
stranger food danger
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2016, 04:37:18 pm »
As gullible as that crowd is, that'll move like hot cakes.
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2016, 07:27:02 pm »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on October 03, 2016, 02:38:32 pm
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/783018977177972736

New for Texas Rangers postseason: Smoked Brisket & Mac N Cheese on a pita with Popcornopolis Caramel Popcorn ($15)

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Truly one of the most disgusting ballpark foods I have ever heard of.

Looks like someone took a perfectly good brisket and hurled on it.
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2016, 08:28:31 pm »
Is anyone going to mention the elephant in the room that the picture is clearly of a fucking sausage?
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2016, 09:13:38 pm »
Quote from: BizidyDizidy on October 03, 2016, 08:28:31 pm
Is anyone going to mention the elephant in the room that the picture is clearly of a fucking sausage?

It's Aramark. They have a tradition of serving brisket in sausage form.
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2016, 11:47:44 am »
Quote from: chuck on October 03, 2016, 09:13:38 pm
It's Aramark. They have a tradition of serving brisket in sausage form.

And it taste like a water logged sponge.
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2016, 06:48:40 pm »
Quote from: Navin R Johnson on October 03, 2016, 02:38:32 pm
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/783018977177972736

New for Texas Rangers postseason: Smoked Brisket & Mac N Cheese on a pita with Popcornopolis Caramel Popcorn ($15)


What the fuck is wrong with those people?
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2016, 07:34:25 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on October 04, 2016, 06:48:40 pm
What the fuck is wrong with those people?

We don't have that much bandwidth.


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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2016, 08:07:06 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on October 04, 2016, 06:48:40 pm
What the fuck is wrong with those people?
Other than living in Dallas?
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2016, 08:30:18 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on October 04, 2016, 07:34:25 pm
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2016, 06:10:31 am »
By far, the best Rangers post-season delicacy I can think of is them getting their asses kicked. I enjoy that quite a bit. If they had a kiosk and charged $20 for a Ranger ass-kicking, I'd spend a fair amount of time at the ATM.
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2016, 11:14:06 am »
Quote from: Ron Brand on October 08, 2016, 06:10:31 am
By far, the best Rangers post-season delicacy I can think of is them getting their asses kicked. I enjoy that quite a bit. If they had a kiosk and charged $20 for a Ranger ass-kicking, I'd spend a fair amount of time at the ATM.

Yesterday was ouSTANding in that the Rangers lost before I even realized they were playing. Perfect day, indeed.
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2016, 03:19:37 pm »
I'm especially happy that Hamels got his head handed to him.

ETA: It would be especially nice if Odor made some sort of horrible series-ending error.
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2016, 03:30:23 pm »
Quote from: austro on October 08, 2016, 03:19:37 pm
I'm especially happy that Hamels got his head handed to him.

ETA: It would be especially nice if Odor made some sort of horrible series-ending error.

Or Gomez.

On second thought, Odor to wear goat horns. Let Gomez strike out to end the series with his helmet flying off. 
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2016, 11:11:46 pm »
Quote from: austro on October 08, 2016, 03:19:37 pm
I'm especially happy that Hamels got his head handed to him.

ETA: It would be especially nice if Odor made some sort of horrible series-ending error.

that would be great!!!
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2016, 12:03:46 pm »
Quote from: austro on October 08, 2016, 03:19:37 pm
I'm especially happy that Hamels got his head handed to him.

ETA: It would be especially nice if Odor made some sort of horrible series-ending error.
Waitasec, was this actually written before that happened? If so, holy shit!
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2016, 04:12:44 pm »
Quote from: austro on October 08, 2016, 03:19:37 pm
I'm especially happy that Hamels got his head handed to him.

ETA: It would be especially nice if Odor made some sort of horrible series-ending error.

This deserves some sort of prize.


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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2016, 04:18:58 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on October 10, 2016, 04:12:44 pm
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2016, 07:15:47 pm »
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Re: Rangers Post Season ballpark delicacy
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2016, 08:54:25 am »
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« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2016, 12:00:47 pm »
in a strange kind of warpedness it would be good  to see Cleveland bring down The Blue Jays  just to rub in a bit more   salt on the festering wound that is the Stranger.
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