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Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« on: August 08, 2016, 04:15:49 pm »
Astros:
DH Kemp
3b Bregman
RF Springer
SS Correa
C Gattis
2b Gonzalez
1b Reed
CF Gomez
LF Marisnick

P McHugh

Twins:
Pending

Note that Altuve is out - no explanation.
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2016, 04:39:53 pm »
No Altuve.  That isn't good for a club needing to start a winning streak.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2016, 04:47:59 pm »
On McTaggart's twitter, it appears that Jose is just being given a day of rest.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2016, 05:02:04 pm »
Surprised. Doesn't he have the longest consecutive games streak in the majors?
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2016, 05:06:30 pm »
Surprised. Doesn't he have the longest consecutive games streak in the majors?

202. Not exactly Ripken.


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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2016, 05:14:48 pm »
I can think of roughly 12 guys I would give a day off before Altuve tonight.


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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2016, 05:24:49 pm »
He looked pretty tired in his pregame interview McTag posted.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2016, 05:37:34 pm »
On the radio last week AJ said he has been looking to give Jose and Carlos a day off.  I'd guess we see Carlos get a day off later this series depending how things are going.
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2016, 07:09:04 pm »
202. Not exactly Ripken.


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Not to mention, loads of different candidates for him to pinch-hit for in the later innings, so he may extend his streak anyway.
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2016, 07:32:13 pm »
I can think of about 7 or 8
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2016, 07:40:15 pm »
Man, the Twins have to be kind of pissed about that inning.
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2016, 07:54:17 pm »
I'm trying to think of an outfielder that I have ever seen that I know for a fact was better than Jake.
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2016, 08:03:31 pm »
I'm trying to think of an outfielder that I have ever seen that I know for a fact was better than Jake.

People may say Maddox or Jones, but I'm not convinced that they could get to anything that Jake couldn't.
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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2016, 08:11:57 pm »
This funk has to end sometime, it might as well be tonight.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2016, 08:14:54 pm »
I'm trying to think of an outfielder that I have ever seen that I know for a fact was better than Jake.

Give me Michael Bourn in his prime.
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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2016, 08:15:31 pm »
People may say Maddox or Jones, but I'm not convinced that they could get to anything that Jake couldn't.
Bo Jackson probably could.
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2016, 08:18:23 pm »
Man did we bring the big lumber tonight or what?

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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2016, 08:21:50 pm »
Give me Michael Bourn in his prime.

Bourn could go and get anything, but Jake's arm can charge it up to near triple digits from the OF.

Gomez should not be in CF when Jake is playing

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2016, 08:22:17 pm »
What the fuck Gomez

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2016, 08:22:32 pm »
Gomez.
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2016, 08:23:05 pm »
Gomez, not again?!?!?!?!
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2016, 08:23:30 pm »
What happened?

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2016, 08:23:47 pm »
Cut him
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2016, 08:24:01 pm »
I'm trying to think of an outfielder that I have ever seen that I know for a fact was better than Jake.

I can easily name one who is not.
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2016, 08:24:08 pm »
No matter what the excuse will be about losing that in the lights, dipshit sprinted in 4 steps on a fly that bounced a few feet short of the track.


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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2016, 08:24:21 pm »
I echo what McHugh said.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2016, 08:24:29 pm »
Colin: "What the fuck is he doing?"

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« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2016, 08:25:28 pm »
Cut him
Yeah, what does he bring to the table?  Nothing.

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« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2016, 08:26:15 pm »
Well I'd say that one is on ice. Three  runs will do it against us these days.

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« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2016, 08:26:32 pm »
Hilarious. This organization's arrogance is absolutely hilarious.
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« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2016, 08:26:54 pm »
If I had a Time-Turner, I'd go back and make sure that Gomez cleared his physical with the Mets.

After that, I might think about doing something about Hitler.


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« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2016, 08:28:07 pm »
If I had a Time-Turner, I'd go back and make sure that Gomez cleared his physical with the Mets.

After that, I might think about doing something about Hitler.


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« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2016, 08:28:23 pm »
Well that escalated quickly.
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« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2016, 08:28:35 pm »
Yeah, what does he bring to the table?  Nothing.

Marisnick needs to be in center every game. Yuli (assuming he can play OF as reported) in left asap. Kemp can play out there when match-ups/rotations warrant.

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« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2016, 08:29:29 pm »
Gomez could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and the Astros would sign him to an extention
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« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2016, 08:30:42 pm »
Gomez could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and the Astros would sign him to an extention

That's shitty
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« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2016, 08:30:59 pm »
Gomez could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and the Astros would sign him to an extention

If he could hit someone.

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« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2016, 08:31:13 pm »
Gomez could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and the Astros would sign him to an extention

There's no way Gomez could hit somebody.
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« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2016, 08:31:41 pm »
Gomez could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and the Astros would sign him to an extention

I still don't understand why anyone acts like this is a possibility, much less a fait accompli.


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« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2016, 08:33:58 pm »
I still don't understand why anyone acts like this is a possibility, much less a fait accompli.


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Luhnow is not doubling down on Gomez by resigning him. He has publicly stated that he's been disappointed with that trade, although not in such direct terms.

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« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2016, 08:34:27 pm »
On top of all of that Cy Duffey is dialed in!

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« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2016, 08:36:05 pm »
I still don't understand why anyone acts like this is a possibility, much less a fait accompli.


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Joking. Gomez is more likely to get the A Rod treatment than get re-signed.
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« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2016, 08:37:42 pm »
The offseason bidding war for Gomez might leave a low payroll team like the Astros on the outside looking in.
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« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2016, 08:37:44 pm »
By the way, I support a third party outfielder.


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« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2016, 08:40:29 pm »
What's the minimum qualifying offer? Three bucks?
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« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2016, 08:41:26 pm »
What's the minimum qualifying offer? Three bucks?

I think the union might even agree in this situation.

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« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2016, 08:41:40 pm »
Gattis strikes out on a ball that bounces. Again.
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« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2016, 08:43:48 pm »
Marisnick's play to almost nab Sano was phenomenal in all aspects.


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« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2016, 08:44:36 pm »
Nice heads up play by Correa.

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« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2016, 08:46:15 pm »
Gattis strikes out on a ball that bounces. Again.
He would have struck out even if the ball was rolled instead of thrown

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« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2016, 08:50:27 pm »
Gomez!
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« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2016, 09:02:08 pm »
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« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2016, 09:03:25 pm »
This tedious bullshit stops tomorrow.

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« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2016, 09:08:19 pm »
This tedious bullshit stops tomorrow.

It will for me, I have to go to Kalgoorlie for the rest of the week.
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« Reply #55 on: August 08, 2016, 09:12:12 pm »
Anyone want to guess what Villar is batting in Milwaukee right now?

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« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2016, 09:13:02 pm »
Anyone want to guess what Villar is batting in Milwaukee right now?

I'll bite.

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« Reply #58 on: August 08, 2016, 09:15:30 pm »
Go for it.

I thought you were going to tell us?

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« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2016, 09:15:52 pm »
Anyone want to guess what Villar is batting in Milwaukee right now?

Left handed?
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« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2016, 09:17:16 pm »
I thought you were going to tell us?
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« Reply #61 on: August 08, 2016, 09:17:38 pm »
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But he no longer had a spot in Houston, so I don't feel bad about that. That's the way it goes sometimes.
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« Reply #62 on: August 08, 2016, 09:18:06 pm »
Anyone want to guess what Villar is batting in Milwaukee right now?

If you're positing a hindsight is 20-20 post, why stop there? KK would certainly be an upgrade over the 1B/DH merry go round of suck this season.

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« Reply #64 on: August 08, 2016, 09:18:48 pm »
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But he no longer had a spot in Houston, so I don't feel bad about that. That's the way it goes sometimes.

He also ran around the field like his pubes were on fire.

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« Reply #65 on: August 08, 2016, 09:19:49 pm »
With a tree branch?

No, his sisters wooden leg.
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« Reply #66 on: August 08, 2016, 09:19:54 pm »
The slightly more annoying comparison is Gattis vs Carter, but it's hard to fault anybody for that one, either.
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« Reply #68 on: August 08, 2016, 09:22:37 pm »
If you're positing a hindsight is 20-20 post, why stop there? KK would certainly be an upgrade over the 1B/DH merry go round of suck this season.

We should have drafted Mike Trout.


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« Reply #69 on: August 08, 2016, 09:23:07 pm »
We should have drafted Mike Trout.

Or Kris Bryant.
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #70 on: August 08, 2016, 09:24:49 pm »
Not PVC?

No, bats have to be made of wood, there are rules...
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #71 on: August 08, 2016, 09:25:11 pm »
The slightly more annoying comparison is Gattis vs Carter, but it's hard to fault anybody for that one, either.

Particularly when you weigh in that they had plans to slot Gattis in at back-up catcher. I would not have let Carter walk for nothing, however. There was room to maneuver on the 25 man.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #72 on: August 08, 2016, 09:25:13 pm »
No, bats have to be made of wood, there are rules...
Right.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #73 on: August 08, 2016, 09:27:13 pm »
Or Kris Bryant.

Jeter over Nevins.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #74 on: August 08, 2016, 09:29:07 pm »
It hurts.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #75 on: August 08, 2016, 09:29:08 pm »
Gattis takes issue with fastballs half an inch inside at the knees but muff dives on sliders in the dirt like they are Kate Upton.


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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #76 on: August 08, 2016, 09:30:22 pm »
Gattis takes issue with fastballs half an inch inside at the knees but muff dives on sliders in the dirt like they are Kate Upton.


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That right there was funny.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #77 on: August 08, 2016, 09:32:43 pm »
Lame.
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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #78 on: August 08, 2016, 09:33:23 pm »
Gattis takes issue with fastballs half an inch inside at the knees but muff dives on sliders in the dirt like they are Kate Upton.


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That's very poetic.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #79 on: August 08, 2016, 09:33:35 pm »
Lame.
Yeah but we're you expecting something else?

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #80 on: August 08, 2016, 09:38:25 pm »
1 run against a starter with a 6+ ERA.
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #81 on: August 08, 2016, 09:40:08 pm »
304

that's the least surprising stat about Villar to me. He has a higher SLG % than Correa and is tied for the NL lead in SBs with Hamilton with 43. Dealt for Cy Sneed.

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Re: Astros @ Twins, August 8, 2016
« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2016, 11:14:36 pm »
Yeah but we're you expecting something else?

I was expecting to win more than we lose, but that hasn't been the case lately.
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