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What did you do for summer vacation?
« on: July 21, 2016, 07:08:12 pm »
Well, there was this.

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So far in the last month I’ve had two stage invasions, once in Bryan, Texas and again in Austin the following night:

In Bryan it was a random twerp who’d left a few bits behind from an open mic night and decided to stride across the stage in the middle of my set to pack up and ship out. I caught him on the stop in Semaphore Signals, grabbed him by his hippie t-shirt, asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing. Whatever it was he won’t be doing it again. I slapped his face - not hard but enough to make the point. I told him he was being disrepectful, pulled his glasses off his face and stuffed them down the front of his shirt. I poked him in the stomach and told him to fuck off. I thought I’d gone too far but it seems he’s universally loathed at the Revolution Cafe and I wasn’t the only one who thought he was being rude and intrusive. People have to learn.

At the Hole In The Wall in Austin a guy took it upon himself to jump on the stage and sing Whole Wide World. He wasn’t doing a bad job but Amy was about to come on and sing it with me so I got out of the way and Ron Brand (my right-hand man in Texas) escorted him off.

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Joining Eric for a few songs every night – This is Eric’s tour and he asked me to come up and sing and play a few songs which is really sweet because since we’ve been together, a big part of our relationship has been playing music and even though it’s great to go out and do our own things again, performing together is special and romantic. The first night in Austin I’m waiting by the stage for my entrance in Whole Wide World and – wait, that very enthusiastic guy who’s been bopping and nodding his head intensely for the whole show is actually climbing onto the stage and striding straight up to the mic to sing the song as if he’s the special guest. Eric kindly deflects him and then our friend Ron Brand helps him off pretty quickly. At least I have my guitar so people don’t think I’m just one more in the queue to sing Whole Wide World.
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Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2016, 07:32:02 pm »
So Eric and Amy refer to you as Ron Brand? Cool story. Hope you weren't inappropriately rough.
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Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2016, 08:07:36 pm »
So Eric and Amy refer to you as Ron Brand? Cool story. Hope you weren't inappropriately rough.

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Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2016, 08:16:24 pm »
So Eric and Amy refer to you as Ron Brand? Cool story. Hope you weren't inappropriately rough.

It's all in the video. We're using code names.
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Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2016, 01:32:30 am »
We're using code names.

Hear that you hayseeds?  We're using code names!

The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2016, 08:32:43 am »
"If we're using code names, I would like to be Galadriel."


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Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2016, 09:36:06 am »
Code names can be fickle. 
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Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2016, 09:37:41 am »
Code names can be fickle.

I see what you did there.
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Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2016, 05:13:54 pm »
Code names can be fickle.

Especially on open mike nights.

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Re: What did you do for summer vacation?
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2016, 08:53:12 am »
Especially on open mike nights.

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