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Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« on: May 30, 2016, 12:18:50 pm »
Your lineups for today's holiday matinee:

Astros

RFGeorge Springer (R)
2BJose Altuve (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
LFColby Rasmus (L)
1BTyler White (R)
3BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CFJake Marisnick (R)
CJason Castro (L)
PCollin McHugh (R)

HOU: Collin McHugh (R)  (4-4, 5.13)

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2B Jean Segura (R)
RF Michael Bourn (L)
1B P. Goldschmidt (R)
3B Jake Lamb (L)
C W. Castillo (R)
CF Chris Owings (R)
LF Yasmany Tomas (R)
SS Nick Ahmed (R)
P Edwin Escobar (L)

ARI: Edwin Escobar (L)  (0-0, 0.00)
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2016, 03:20:35 pm »
Astros leave runners at 2B and 3B as White gets blown away in three straight fastballs. Why is he still taking up roster space?
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2016, 03:25:19 pm »
Goldschmidt hammers the first pitch he sees into the pool. 1-0 Dbacks.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2016, 03:35:17 pm »
Marisnick doubled, scores on Castro single. 1-1.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2016, 03:38:19 pm »
Springer with a check-swing single to plate Castro.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2016, 03:41:52 pm »
Springer's got a hitch in his getalong. I wonder what the deal is.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2016, 03:42:06 pm »
Altuve singles to RF, error on Bourn allows Springer to score.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2016, 03:42:30 pm »
Springer's got a hitch in his getalong. I wonder what the deal is.

Hurting from the HBP, I'd imagine.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2016, 03:44:32 pm »
Correa with an RBI single. 4-1 Astros, middle of the 2nd.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2016, 04:02:46 pm »
2-run double by Castro makes it 6-1 Astros in the 3rd.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2016, 04:17:55 pm »
Springer, Altuve and Correa all getting hot at the same time. Look out.

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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2016, 04:18:31 pm »
Altuve is a marvel.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2016, 04:20:08 pm »
Springer single, Altuve triples, Correa singles... 8-1 Astros, nobody out in the 4th...
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2016, 04:20:39 pm »
Is Arizona trying to save their bullpen for something?

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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2016, 04:22:12 pm »
Is Arizona trying to save their bullpen for something?

Making a move now.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2016, 04:23:07 pm »
Oh, I see. Pitcher lifted after striking someone out. Makes sense.

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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2016, 05:52:20 pm »
To the 9th...Astros up 8-2.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2016, 05:57:10 pm »
God, Ashby is awful. And a creepster, to boot. I don't understand how he can miss as much as he does.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2016, 05:58:33 pm »
God, Ashby is awful. And a creepster, to boot. I don't understand how he can miss as much as he does.

It is because he isn't watching the game.  We are watching and that is why we notice things that happen.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2016, 06:00:06 pm »
It is because he isn't watching the game.  We are watching and that is why we notice things that happen.

Have you seen all the crap on his desk in the booth?
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2016, 06:03:55 pm »
Lamb with a solo HR...8-3...one out in the 9th
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2016, 06:06:16 pm »
Astros win 8-3.

Complete game for McHugh. Nice job all around.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2016, 06:06:58 pm »
Bullpen says thank  you, thank you, thank you.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2016, 06:08:55 pm »
Have you seen all the crap on his desk in the booth?

Yeah, I have. 
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2016, 06:19:03 pm »
Over the course of the past seven games the Astros are 6 and 1. They will finish May with a winning record.
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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2016, 06:42:06 pm »
Astros win 8-3.

Complete game for McHugh. Nice job all around.

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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2016, 08:47:16 pm »
Astros leave runners at 2B and 3B as White gets blown away in three straight fastballs. Why is he still taking up roster space?

Because over the course of the season he's been their 3rd or 4th best hitter.

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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2016, 09:54:58 pm »
Because over the course of the season he's been their 3rd or 4th best hitter.
The first week of the season maybe. Not since though

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Re: Astros @ Snakes May 30, 2016
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2016, 10:27:07 pm »
The first week of the season maybe. Not since though

It all counts.  He's hit .261/.382/.457 since May 7th.