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Re: Rangers @ Astros - That's So Rangers
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2016, 12:18:48 pm »
Great preview.  The petty chest thumping of the current Rangers is truly pathetic.  In addition to "Waiting until Bautista’s last AB of the season against them to plunk him," which you rightly included, I would add the fact that their manager is one of the most immature loud mouth self-aggrandizing blowhards in a game that is full of such types.   
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Re: Rangers @ Astros - That's So Rangers
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2016, 12:29:02 pm »
The Arlington residents I know weren't too thrilled with Jerry World being built there, granted they probably like the Rangers more - who I currently think are way douchier than the Cowboys at the moment - and would do it.  If I were an Arlington resident, I would not be pleased with them building a new stadium when the one they are in isn't broken.  They made the choice to not have a roof so they just should melt.

And Waldo, that was some of the best writing on here.  It did make me wonder if people in my office use my name like that...
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Re: Rangers @ Astros - That's So Rangers
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2016, 12:43:57 pm »
I've been Bud-girled? He's going all Bud-girl?  I don't know ... it doesn't really roll off the tongue. I think you are safe.

Another great SP, Waldo. You are on a roll. I know it takes a lot of time and effort to continually come up with entertaing and witty submissions like this, and I thank you for it.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros - That's So Rangers
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2016, 12:49:21 pm »
Great preview. I truly hate the stRangers more than the FTC.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros - That's So Rangers
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2016, 01:23:25 pm »
you are doing a fantastic job with these.
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Re: Rangers @ Astros - That's So Rangers
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2016, 02:30:13 pm »
Great job, Waldo. Keep 'em coming.