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Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« on: May 07, 2016, 03:09:17 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

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LFNorichika Aoki (L)
SSKetel Marte (S)
2BRobinson Cano (L)
DHNelson Cruz (R)
RFF. Gutierrez (R)
3BKyle Seager (L)
CChris Iannetta (R)
1BDae-Ho Lee (R)
CFLeonys Martin (L)

SEA: Nate Karns (R)  (3-1, 3.81)

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RF George Springer (R)
2B Marwin Gonzalez (S)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
LF Colby Rasmus (L)
DH Preston Tucker (L)
CF Carlos Gomez (R)
3B Luis Valbuena (L)
1B Tyler White (R)
C Jason Castro (L)

HOU: Dallas Keuchel (L)  (2-4, 5.11)
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2016, 03:45:05 pm »
Gomez shaved his head. Let's hope this turns things around for him.


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2016, 06:50:25 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 07, 2016, 03:45:05 pm
Gomez shaved his head. Let's hope this turns things around for him.


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2016, 07:22:53 pm »
Jesus Christ, Ashby is fucking insufferable.

Martin grounds CLEARLY foul of first, and Ashby starts saying how close it was. Then they show a replay and he 180s without a WORD about the fact he said it was close to start with. Fucking numbnuts. I hate him so much.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2016, 07:33:20 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 07, 2016, 07:22:53 pm
Jesus Christ, Ashby is fucking insufferable.

Martin grounds CLEARLY foul of first, and Ashby starts saying how close it was. Then they show a replay and he 180s without a WORD about the fact he said it was close to start with. Fucking numbnuts. I hate him so much.
They don't bother me half as much as they used  to (since I discovered how to change the audio feed).
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2016, 07:34:52 pm »
Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 07, 2016, 07:33:20 pm
They don't bother me half as much as they used  to (since I discovered how to change the audio feed).

I'm watching on actual live TV, no optional other feed for me. I'd love to listen to the radio instead.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2016, 07:45:58 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 07, 2016, 07:34:52 pm
I'm watching on actual live TV, no optional other feed for me. I'd love to listen to the radio instead.

I never remember change the feed at the start of the game, today it was the Springer dance discussion that made me wonder why the fuck I was listening to them.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2016, 07:52:05 pm »
Quote from: Aussie Astro on May 07, 2016, 07:45:58 pm
I never remember change the feed at the start of the game, today it was the Springer dance discussion that made me wonder why the fuck I was listening to them.

Had the TV muted at that point, but saw the "Boogie Woogie" and said to Buster "What in the blue fuck is going on here?" and unmuted.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2016, 07:53:33 pm »
The broadcast just informed me that our DHs so far this season are hitting .200 with 2 homers and 8 RBIs 100 at bats in to the season.

That is fucking putrid.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2016, 07:54:55 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 07, 2016, 07:52:05 pm
Had the TV muted at that point, but saw the "Boogie Woogie" and said to Buster "What in the blue fuck is going on here?" and unmuted.

Without sound you may have guessed they were talking about Space Odyssey
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2016, 07:55:40 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 07, 2016, 07:53:33 pm
The broadcast just informed me that our DHs so far this season are hitting .200 with 2 homers and 8 RBIs 100 at bats in to the season.

That is fucking putrid.

And Tucker dips that number below the Mendoza Line swinging at a pitch up and out he couldn't have hit with a broom.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2016, 07:56:58 pm »
God I hate Carlos Gomez. 2nd and 3rd and 2 outs, dude is dealing. Throws you a meatball right down Main Street and you take it. Then you're an hour behind fast ball two and barely foul it off, then you wildly swing at a pitch A FOOT OUTSIDE IN THE FUCKING DIRT. He is fucking terrible.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2016, 07:58:09 pm »
It is incomprehensible to me that people ever thought Carlos Gomez was good at baseball.


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2016, 07:59:55 pm »
Gomez is a joke.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2016, 08:01:41 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 07, 2016, 07:53:33 pm
The broadcast just informed me that our DHs so far this season are hitting .200 with 2 homers and 8 RBIs 100 at bats in to the season.

That is fucking putrid.

Wasted opportunity right there by the DH and an other
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2016, 08:02:46 pm »
Yeah, Gomez is a joke, but the real failure there is Tucker not doing his job.


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2016, 08:24:20 pm »
This team is a fucking joke with RISP.

God, it's just a slapdick-a-palooza.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2016, 08:51:14 pm »
Please send Tucker down and call up someone with a fucking clue.


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2016, 09:01:51 pm »
Just turned this on. Did Hinch get tossed?
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2016, 09:03:26 pm »
Quote from: Knoxbanedoodle on May 07, 2016, 09:01:51 pm
Just turned this on. Did Hinch get tossed?


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2016, 09:09:32 pm »
It's a fucking miracle.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2016, 09:13:33 pm »
Valbuena may have bought himself another week on the team with that one
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2016, 09:16:31 pm »
Is this Neshek pitching for the Maggots?
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2016, 09:20:32 pm »
Only Gomez could get himself tossed by the first base umpire in between innings.


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2016, 09:21:06 pm »
Quote from: bubba on May 07, 2016, 09:16:31 pm
Is this Neshek pitching for the Maggots?

no, this is sea-shack
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2016, 09:22:03 pm »
The MLB TV channel at this hotel doesn't have sound for some reason.  Why did Gomez get tossed?
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« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2016, 09:22:56 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on May 07, 2016, 09:22:03 pm
The MLB TV channel at this hotel doesn't have sound for some reason.  Why did Gomez get tossed?

NOBODY KNOWS!
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2016, 09:23:31 pm »
Because he's a fucking douchebag, unworthy of an Astro's uniform.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2016, 09:25:25 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 07, 2016, 09:22:56 pm
NOBODY KNOWS!

Or cares, glad to see the back of him.  Addition by subtraction?
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« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2016, 09:25:55 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on May 07, 2016, 09:22:03 pm
The MLB TV channel at this hotel doesn't have sound for some reason.  Why did Gomez get tossed?
He took pity on the fans and made sure we wouldn't have to watch another shitty AB from him tonight.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2016, 09:26:28 pm »
By the way... Sipp has kind of sucked since he got his contract.


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2016, 09:26:48 pm »
FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

FUCK YOU SIPP.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2016, 09:33:24 pm »
At least McCullers went 5 scoreless tonight. He should be back for the road trip.


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« Reply #33 on: May 07, 2016, 09:34:06 pm »
HP ump Ben May is either drunk or on the take.


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« Reply #34 on: May 07, 2016, 09:39:04 pm »
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HP ump Ben May is either drunk or on the take.


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2016, 09:40:30 pm »
Ballgame. Astros continue giving away games.


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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2016, 12:59:18 pm »
Quote from: pots on May 07, 2016, 09:13:33 pm
Valbuena may have bought himself another week on the team with that one

Luhnow just said Moran will probably be a summer call-up. Reed, too. He thinks Astros look like a .500 club right now.
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« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2016, 01:34:17 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on May 08, 2016, 12:59:18 pm
He thinks Astros look like a .500 club right now.

Then he's nuts. They look exactly like a .355 club.
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Re: Sea Maggots @ Astros May 7, 2016
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2016, 02:11:41 pm »
Two out, two strike bunt by Rasmus that plates Altuve. Unorthodox.


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« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2016, 02:34:05 pm »
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Two out, two strike bunt by Rasmus that plates Altuve. Unorthodox. Intriguing.

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