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Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« on: May 01, 2016, 11:59:09 am »
Your matinee lineups for the travelin' horseshit show:

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2BJose Altuve (R)
RFGeorge Springer (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
CFColby Rasmus (L)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
1BTyler White (R)
LFPreston Tucker (L)
3BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CJason Castro (L)

HOU: Doug Fister (R)  (1-3, 5.56)

CF Billy Burns (S)
2B Jed Lowrie (S)
RF Josh Reddick (L)
LF Khris Davis (R)
C Stephen Vogt (L)
DH Coco Crisp (S)
3B Chris Coghlan (L)
1B Yonder Alonso (L)
SS Marcus Semien (R)

OAK: Rich Hill (L)  (3-2, 2.42)
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2016, 02:50:58 pm »
OK, I'm back in town.  I'm drinking pina coladas and eating smoked fish spread, so hopefully that will bring them some luck.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2016, 03:05:48 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 01, 2016, 02:50:58 pm
OK, I'm back in town.  I'm drinking pina coladas and eating smoked fish spread, so hopefully that will bring them some luck.

It's a new month, man. Gotta be better than the last one.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2016, 03:08:34 pm »
Altuve!!!!

Leadoff HR...1-0 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2016, 03:08:56 pm »
No fucking shutout today!
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2016, 03:09:59 pm »
Altuve = Ricky Henderson
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2016, 03:14:38 pm »
T1:

Altuve homers to LCF
Springer pops out to SS
Correa...full count...walks
Rasmus flies out F7
Gattis takes two fat pitches right down the center, then strikes out swinging at a pitch in the dirt

1-0 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2016, 03:17:17 pm »
I hope he gets shelled today, but I'm pulling for Rich Hill overall. Career renaissance at 36? That's awesome.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2016, 03:17:56 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 01, 2016, 03:14:38 pm
Gattis takes two fat pitches right down the center, then strikes out swinging at a pitch in the dirt

With Carter gone, I think Gattis has taken the mantle for "most frustrating AB to watch".
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2016, 03:20:24 pm »
B1:

Burns grounds out 3U
Lowrie ground into the shift 6-3
Reddick grounds out 5-3

Nice first inning for Fister

1-0 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2016, 03:22:32 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 01, 2016, 03:17:56 pm
With Carter gone, I think Gattis has taken the mantle for "most frustrating AB to watch".

Agreed.  Always hacking at shit and watching cookies. When he actually swings at ones he should (all too rare), he's pretty talented.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2016, 03:23:44 pm »
Quote from: austro on May 01, 2016, 03:17:56 pm
With Carter gone, I think Gattis has taken the mantle for "most frustrating AB to watch".

He has strong competition.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2016, 03:26:21 pm »
T2:

White grounds out 4-3
Tucker grounds out 4-3
Marwin grounds out 6-3

1-0
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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2016, 03:33:46 pm »
I wonder if the shift is as effective as the percentages would indicate when a pitcher is a soft tosser like Feldman. My guess is that it's not.


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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2016, 03:33:56 pm »
Instead of a quick 1,2,3 inning the A's have 2 on with one out because the Astros insist on moving infielders away from the place where infielders play.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2016, 03:34:01 pm »
Umm, maybe we shouldn't shift so hard if we're going to pitch on the outside of the plate?
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2016, 03:36:06 pm »
Quote from: hostros7 on May 01, 2016, 03:33:46 pm
I wonder if the shift is as effective as the percentages would indicate when a pitcher is a soft tosser like Feldman.


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I also wonder if their data is where the hitters usually hit, or where the hitters usually hit while facing a shift. There are definitely guys who are able and willing to beat a shift.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2016, 03:40:14 pm »
B2:

Davis grounds to 2B, no one is there on the shift...single
Vogt pops out F4
Crisp with a lazy ground ball to SS, but guess what...shift is on so no one is there...Davis to 2B
Coghlan strikes out swinging
Alonzo walks on four pitches, Davis to 3B, Vogt to 2B
Semien breaks his bat on a little pop to SS, Correa lets it drop at his feet, flips to 2B to force Alonzo on a VERY close play.

Fister has to get five outs, and the Astros still lead 1-0 after two
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2016, 03:40:51 pm »
The force out at second with the bases loaded is the first instance of good fortune breaking the Astros' way in over a week.


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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2016, 03:42:46 pm »
It looked like that ball had some nasty spin on it.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2016, 03:46:21 pm »
Time for Springer to do some damage.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2016, 03:48:22 pm »
Well, he did some damage to the bat.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2016, 03:54:43 pm »
Damn, Colby just missed a granny there.


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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2016, 03:58:25 pm »
Astros up 2-0, bases juiced and two out for White...
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2016, 03:59:10 pm »
T3:

Castro with a breaking bat liner to LF for a single
Altuve...3-0...3-1...3-2...walks, Castro to 2B
Springer quickly 0-2...grounds into FC, Altuve out 5-4, Castro to 3B...A's challenging...confirmed
Correa takes two cookie fastballs...works the count full...walks, Springer to 2B
Rasmus with a  sac fly to RF, Castro scores, Springer moves to 3B
Gattis pops to 1B in foul ground, Alonzo alligator arms it and it drops...E3 and Gattis gets another chance...works the count full, and walks, Correa to 2B
White pops out F5

Astros go 0 for 3 w/RISP, leave the bases loaded...but get another run...lead 2-0
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2016, 04:01:03 pm »
A lot of things broke the Astros way in that inning.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2016, 04:04:43 pm »
Gomez would have had that one.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2016, 04:06:45 pm »
B3:

Burns flies out F9
Lowrie doubles off the top of the CF wall
Reddick...quickly 0-2...1-2...2-2...3-2...grounds out 6-3, Lowrie to 3B
Davis...0-2...strikes out swinging

2-0 after three
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2016, 04:15:15 pm »
Tough luck for Castro there.
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« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2016, 04:17:06 pm »
T4:

Tucker grounds out 6-3
Marwin...full count...walks
Castro flies out F7 on a nice running grab by Davis
Marwin steals 2B
Altuve strikes out looking

2-0 still
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2016, 04:23:20 pm »
B4:

Vogt taps one over the mound, Correa comes and get it,..6-3
Crisp grounds out 6-3
Coghlan strikes out swinging

2-0
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« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2016, 04:28:46 pm »
T5:

Springer pops out F3
Correa strikes out looking
Rasmus grounds out 4-3

2-0 Astros
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« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2016, 04:34:26 pm »
B5:

Alonzo flies out F9
Semien grounds out 6-3
Burns strikes out looking

2-0 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2016, 04:39:30 pm »
They have to do something about White.  He's a train wreck.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2016, 04:41:22 pm »
T6:

Gattis flies out F9
White is an absolute wreck as he's called out on strikes
Tucker...full count...smashed one up middle, but Semien makes a great stop and throws him out 6-3

2-0 Astros
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« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2016, 04:49:20 pm »
B6:

Lowrie strikes out swinging
Reddick hits a routine groundball to SS, but that fucking shift...single
Davis flies out F8
Vogt flies out F9

2-0

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« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2016, 04:58:21 pm »
T7:

Liam Hendricks...from Perth, Western Australia (home of our very own Aussie Astro)...in for the A's

Marwin strikes out swinging
Castro draws four pitch walk
Altuve grounds into 4-6-3 double play

2-0 still
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2016, 04:59:05 pm »
That wasn't very friendly of Lowrie.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2016, 05:02:37 pm »
Fister working at 85-86. God help us all.
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« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2016, 05:09:17 pm »
A bunch of hits, and it's 2-1 and the A's with runners on the corner with two out.  Fister out, Sipp in...
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« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2016, 05:10:37 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 01, 2016, 05:09:17 pm
A bunch of hits, and it's 2-1 and the A's with runners on the corner with two out.  Fister out, Sipp in...
One of which was the fourth shift aided hit for the A's. Hit hard, but right at a vacated SS.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2016, 05:12:33 pm »
B7:

Crisp lines out to RF on a diving grab by Springer!
Coghlan singles to CF
Alonzo singles to LF, Coghlan to 3B
Semien singles to CF, Coghlan scores, Alonzo to 2B
Burns grounds into FC, Semien out 6-4, but can't get two on Burns, Alonzo to 3B...Semien takes out Altuve, and Altuve slow to get up

That's it for Fister, Sipp in

Lowrie flies out F9

A's get a run, but still 2-1 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2016, 05:16:47 pm »
I just watched Kershaw flip a 2-2 uncle charlie to strike out Brett Wallace looking. Nasty.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2016, 05:22:12 pm »
T8:

KRod in for the A's

Springer...quickly 0-2...quickly punches out
Correa pops out F4
Rasmus flies out F9

2-1 Astros
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2016, 05:23:15 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 01, 2016, 05:16:47 pm
I just watched Kershaw flip a 2-2 uncle charlie to strike out Brett Wallace looking. Nasty.

101 pitches while striking out 14. Ungodly.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2016, 05:32:02 pm »
B8:

Reddick flies out F7 on the first pitch

Sipp out, Harris in

Davis grounds out 5-3
Vogt singles to RF
Ladendorf in to pinch run for Vogt
Crisp grounds out 3U

Headed to the 9th...Astros up 2-1
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2016, 05:32:29 pm »
Scoreless 8th for new setup man Anyone But Giles


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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2016, 05:37:54 pm »
Okay White time to do something
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2016, 05:39:22 pm »
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Okay White time to do something

Damn it.  close
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2016, 05:41:02 pm »
Hit the shit out of it, anyway.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2016, 05:41:09 pm »
Quote from: pots on May 01, 2016, 05:39:22 pm
Damn it.  close

That was a nice play by Burns. That's a difficult ball when you have to go straight back with no angle to judge it by.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2016, 05:49:31 pm »
T9:

Phegley behind the dish for Oakland...

Gattis...full count...draws a leadoff walk
White flies out F8

That's it for Rodriguez, Marc "I'd Like to Buy a Vowel" Rzepczynski in...

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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2016, 05:49:46 pm »
Reddick bobblehead.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #53 on: May 01, 2016, 05:50:39 pm »
So... Giles?
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #54 on: May 01, 2016, 05:53:49 pm »
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So... Giles?
Nah, G-Man in to close the case.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2016, 05:57:52 pm »
Finally!
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2016, 05:57:56 pm »
B9:

Gregerson in to try to close it out...

Coghlan...0-2...1-2...2-2...grounds out 5-3
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2016, 05:58:08 pm »
Nice.   Good win.  Hopefully will be the first of many
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #58 on: May 01, 2016, 05:58:41 pm »
Undefeated in May!
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #59 on: May 01, 2016, 05:58:50 pm »
Astros got a leadoff HR from Altuve, and the only other hit was Castro's broken bat flair single in the 3rd.  But it was enough. 
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #60 on: May 01, 2016, 06:09:24 pm »
Get the scuffling twins next - good chance to get this ship turned around.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #61 on: May 01, 2016, 06:12:48 pm »
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Undefeated in May!

Gotta be the pina coladas and fish spread!
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #62 on: May 01, 2016, 07:09:04 pm »
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Gotta be the pina coladas and fish spread!
I think that means you have to have that before the next game, too.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #63 on: May 01, 2016, 07:26:19 pm »
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I think that means you have to have that before the next game, too.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #64 on: May 01, 2016, 08:30:24 pm »
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Bring me two pina coladas, I need one for each hand...

I had two pitchers. I was giving it everything I had.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #65 on: May 01, 2016, 08:36:16 pm »
Bring me some spreadable fish! One for each hand!
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
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I had two pitchers. I was giving it everything I had.

Two pitchers? That's as many as the Astros have!
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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #67 on: May 02, 2016, 01:21:44 pm »
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Two pitchers? That's as many as the Astros have!

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Re: Astros @ Athletics May 1, 2016
« Reply #68 on: May 02, 2016, 03:23:38 pm »
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Clever. Not true but clever.

You're right. Keuchel, Harris, and Gregerson make three.
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