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Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« on: April 14, 2016, 03:19:58 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's must win game:

Royals

SSAlcides Escobar (R)
3BMike Moustakas (L)
CFLorenzo Cain (R)
1BEric Hosmer (L)
DHKendrys Morales (S)
LFAlex Gordon (L)
CSalvador Perez (R)
2BOmar Infante (R)
RFPaulo Orlando (R

KC: Ian Kennedy (R)  (1-0, 0.00)

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2B Jose Altuve (R)
RF George Springer (R)
SS Carlos Correa (R)
LF Colby Rasmus (L)
1B Tyler White (R)
DH Preston Tucker (L)
CF Carlos Gomez (R)
3B Marwin Gonzalez (S)
C Jason Castro (L)

HOU: Doug Fister (R)  (1-0, 5.40)
« Last Edit: April 14, 2016, 05:34:15 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2016, 07:18:44 pm »
Sheesh is there an easy out?

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2016, 07:19:19 pm »
Top half of the first certainly could have been worse. Moustakas solo shot ends up as the only run.


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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2016, 07:20:50 pm »
A lot of barrels finding baseballs in that inning.
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2016, 07:21:45 pm »
Alcides Escobar - Ks quickly
Mike Moustakas - high fly ball that sneaks out to right
Lorenzo Cain - single
Eric Hosmer - Cain to second on wild pitch then single to right, Springer on it quickly, Cain holds, White boots the relay then Fister nails Cain at home
Kendrys Morales - Line drive in and out of the glve of a leaping Altuve who recovers and throws the out at first

1-0 Them
« Last Edit: April 14, 2016, 07:23:40 pm by pots »

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2016, 07:26:01 pm »
Altuve flys out deep to center to Cain who circle the wagons before catching it
Springer line out to Moutakas who gets him out twice on a throw to first
Correa deep fly to center.

Home boys forgot where not to hit it.  1-0 Them after 1

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2016, 07:26:56 pm »
Good guys put the barrel on the ball too.
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2016, 07:31:42 pm »
Gordon lines out hard to Marwin
Perez soft grounder to Marwin
Infante grounds out to Marwin

Marwin is not impressed

1-0 Them mid 2

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2016, 07:32:00 pm »
Margo
Margo
Margo
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2016, 07:39:48 pm »
Rasmus, still the one the Royals fear, walks on 4 pitches
White gets ahead but swings and misses on a 3-2 pitch with Rasmus going, 2 down
Tucker Ks on a high one

1-0 them after 2. 

I'm out for a while.

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2016, 08:19:02 pm »
Nohitternohitternohitternohitternohitternohitternohitter... stop hitting to center!

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2016, 08:25:39 pm »
Son of a bitch. And then miss the cutoff man, to boot.
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2016, 08:26:47 pm »
Royals have capitalized on every extra out this series.


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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2016, 08:27:38 pm »
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2016, 08:30:06 pm »
Gomez looks average in center tonight. He's not taking efficient lines to the baseball. Not sure if he could get there on that, but I bet Marisnick would have had a better shot.


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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2016, 08:30:49 pm »
Geez. Who's playing hockey tonight?
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2016, 08:37:03 pm »
this team is fucking terrible tonight.

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2016, 08:44:00 pm »
this team is fucking terrible tonight.

This week.
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2016, 08:45:35 pm »
Heck of a play by Escobar.
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Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2016, 08:46:38 pm »
Heck of a play by Escobar.

Fantastic
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2016, 08:46:47 pm »
Heck of a play by Escobar.

Yes, it was fantastic.
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2016, 08:47:39 pm »

Yes, it was fantastic.

Legit.


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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2016, 08:48:36 pm »
But also, Gomez, fuck.


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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2016, 08:59:10 pm »
I really don't like how Fister folded after the mis-play in  RF. Glad they changed that to a Hit. He and his ERA can deal with it.

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2016, 08:59:21 pm »
I am sick of Carlos Gomez, but I am 100 percent more sick of the shitty brand of baseball this team is playing currently.
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2016, 09:06:02 pm »
This team is snakebit right now. Things will turn around soon.

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2016, 09:07:03 pm »
I am sick of Carlos Gomez, but I am 100 percent more sick of the shitty brand of baseball this team is playing currently.

I keep coming back to this thought: the Mets looked at him last summer and decided that Cespedes was the more reliable guy.
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2016, 09:09:30 pm »
This story from Blum and brownie re: the Ike experience makes me want to reiterate FUCK BUD AND THE CUBS.


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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2016, 09:13:04 pm »
That's a nice little bit of irony: Springer wins the "which outfielder makes the best catches" poll on the night where he loses a ball in the lights.
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Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2016, 09:15:11 pm »
Just gettIng here, what did I miss?
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Re: Royals @ Astros April 14, 2016
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2016, 09:49:33 pm »
Just gettIng here, what did I miss?

Soiled sheets.
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