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Goose Explodes
« on: March 11, 2016, 02:58:07 pm »
Did anyone else see Goose Gossage's explosion about the current state of baseball? It's a f-bomb filled screed in which he, among other things, said Joey Bats was a disgrace to the game and that nerds are ruining the game. Bautista, when asked about what the HOFer said, was diplomatic and just said that he disagreed with Goose about bat-flipping.
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Re: Goose Explodes
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2016, 03:41:14 pm »
Goose pissed about Bautista and Cespedes...Goose pissed about nerds running the game...Goose pissed about K-Rod...Goose pissed about Joba.

Yada...fucking...yada.

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Re: Goose Explodes
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2016, 07:24:02 pm »
We're on day two of this on MLBXM. Seems like such a petty thing to get that upset about.

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Re: Goose Explodes
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2016, 12:15:24 am »
goose seems like a dumb ass.
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Re: Goose Explodes
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2016, 09:17:38 pm »
goose seems like a dumb ass.
I'm trying to picture Billy Wagner in 20 years, and wondering if it might be more or less like Goose now.
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Re: Goose Explodes
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2016, 09:26:47 pm »
I'm trying to picture Billy Wagner in 20 years, and wondering if it might be more or less like Goose now.
Billy is a hillbilly, Gossage is a dick,
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Re: Goose Explodes
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2016, 09:37:11 pm »
Consequences of PED'S?

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Re: Goose Explodes
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2016, 11:46:56 pm »
Did he demand that the early bird special start at 3:30 and that people quit calling his house at 8:00 in the middle of the night?
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2016, 04:32:10 pm »
Billy is a hillbilly, Gossage is a dick,

Billy is a dick too.  First hand experience from him hunting at our ranch.