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Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« on: September 08, 2015, 06:29:18 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's late show:

Astros

RFGeorge Springer (R)
2BJose Altuve (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
CFCarlos Gomez (R)
3BJed Lowrie (S)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
1BLuis Valbuena (L)
CHank Conger (S)
LFJake Marisnick (R)

HOU: Scott Kazmir (L)  (7-9, 2.50)

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CF Billy Burns (S)
1B Mark Canha (R)
2B Brett Lawrie (R)
3B Danny Valencia (R)
DH Billy Butler (R)
C Josh Phegley (R)
RF Josh Reddick (L)
LF Jake Smolinski (R)
SS Marcus Semien (R)

OAK: Sonny Gray (R)  (12-7, 2.36)
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2015, 07:55:53 pm »
West Coast games are still sub-optimal in their starting time.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2015, 07:57:28 pm »
West Coast games are still sub-optimal in their starting time.

At least tonight we get the pleasure of watching the Cards get beat like a drum for a couple of hours.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2015, 08:29:32 pm »
The G-Stros are nursing an 8-7 lead in the 8th inning of their winner-take-all Appy league championship Game 3.

Kyle Tucker hit his 3rd HR of the postseason.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2015, 08:32:23 pm »
At least tonight we get the pleasure of watching the Cards get beat like a drum for a couple of hours.

are they beating the rangers?  cause I don't care like I used to care.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2015, 08:34:07 pm »
are they beating the rangers?  cause I don't care like I used to care.

No, and it's the Cubs administering the beating, so that takes some of the fun out of it. But it's fun listening to the Cards' announcers (including McCarver) worrying about the recent pitching performances and the lack of offense.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2015, 08:53:46 pm »
The G-Stros are nursing an 8-7 lead in the 8th inning of their winner-take-all Appy league championship Game 3.

Kyle Tucker hit his 3rd HR of the postseason.
And... they won, thanks in no small part to 4 innings of 1-hit, 1-run, 7 K relief by Edgardo Sandoval. And a catcher named Correa.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2015, 09:13:12 pm »
T1:

Springer with a line drive into RCF, but Burns runs it down
Altuve pops out F9
Correa pops out F9

Quick first inning for Gray

No score.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2015, 09:15:46 pm »
T1:

Springer with a line drive into RCF, but Burns runs it down
Altuve pops out F9
Correa pops out F9

Quick first inning for Gray

No score.


Those looked like better swings for Springer. The ball to RCF was hit pretty solidly.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2015, 09:17:31 pm »
Those looked like better swings for Springer. The ball to RCF was hit pretty solidly.

He was right on the ones he fouled back too
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2015, 09:18:07 pm »
Fuck...we've played 1/2 an inning and I'm already sick of Ashby
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2015, 09:21:31 pm »
He does seem to be worse than usual.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2015, 09:21:44 pm »
Fuck...we've played 1/2 an inning and I'm already sick of Ashby

Took that long, eh?
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2015, 09:23:49 pm »

Fuck...we've played 1/2 an inning and I'm already sick of Ashby

That just proves that you are a much more patient person than I am...


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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2015, 09:24:36 pm »
Ashby needs new material. Or a new job.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2015, 09:24:38 pm »
Kazmir struck out Valencia twice.  Apparently it's against the rules to call a strike on him.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2015, 09:25:51 pm »
B1:

Burns pops out F9 in foul territory
Canha singles to RF
Lawrie strkes out swinging
Valencia...who's hitting .500 against the Astros...singles to CF, Canha to 3B
Butler grounds out 6-3

No score after one
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2015, 09:36:04 pm »
This umpire is not off to a hot start in my book.


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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2015, 09:36:36 pm »
I think Mark Raup is going to blow up if he starts watching this game.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2015, 09:36:42 pm »
What a dipshit. 


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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2015, 09:37:20 pm »
How would that be different from any other game?
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2015, 09:40:03 pm »
Astros have bases drunk with one out...Feed the Conger...
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2015, 09:42:33 pm »
fuck
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2015, 09:42:35 pm »
What a waste.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2015, 09:43:00 pm »
T2:

Gomez doubles to LF
Lowrie...works the count 3-0 before flying out F7
Gattis ...works the count 3-0 and walks, as Gomez steals 3B...but apparently the umpire interfered with the catcher, so Gomez has to go back to 2B...WTF?
Valbuena walks to load the bases
Conger...takes a hanging curve for strike one, takes a meatball right down the middle for strike two, and swings at a pitch in the dirt for the punchout.  Worst.  At Bat.  Ever.
Marisnick pops up F5

Astros complete the full 0 for 3 with RISP this inning, three LOB

Still no score.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2015, 09:43:37 pm »
What a waste.

It's probably not a waste like WW I was a waste, but it at least matches most of my high school education.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2015, 09:46:06 pm »
If Ashby calls our centerfield "go'MEZ" again, I'm gonna fucking hurt someone.
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« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2015, 09:47:16 pm »
If Ashby calls our centerfield "go'MEZ" again, I'm gonna fucking hurt someone.

Fuck this.  you just have a hard on for Gomez.
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« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2015, 09:49:11 pm »
Time for the two-out walk on the way to the play-offs.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2015, 09:49:14 pm »
Fuck this.  you just have a hard on for Gomez.

He's been hitting well, so it's just a semi
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« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2015, 09:50:17 pm »
Ranger fans would probably enjoy Ashby.
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« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2015, 09:51:03 pm »
B2:

Phegley flies out F8
Reddick grounds out 4-3
Smolinski walks
Semien grounds into FC, Smolinski out 5-4

Still no score
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« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2015, 09:51:34 pm »
Ranger fans would probably enjoy Ashby.

I watched a Ranger broadcast this weekend.  Ranger fans would be ecstatic with Ashby.
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« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2015, 09:52:00 pm »
Ranger fans would probably enjoy Ashby.

They're enjoying anything right now.  4-run lead, and if the Astros don't get their shit together, they'll no longer be leading the AL West in a few hours.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2015, 09:57:25 pm »
T3:

Springer grounds out 6-3 on the first pitch
Altuve flies out F8
Correa grounds out 6-3

Still no score
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2015, 10:05:20 pm »
B3:

Burns homers to CF
Canha grounds out 5-3
Lawrie strikes out looking
Valencia grounds out 3U

1-0 A's
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« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2015, 10:07:58 pm »
If Gomez doesn't get on base, I'm bitching about the trade for the next three minutes.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2015, 10:11:45 pm »
Sometimes I get tired the videos of former glory.
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« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2015, 10:13:32 pm »
Blue doesn't seem to be calling the high strike consistently.


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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2015, 10:13:53 pm »
T4:

Gomez...whom Julia just referred to as "Gomie"...grounds out 5-3
Lowrie grounds out 3-1
Gattis strikes out looking

1-0 A's
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« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2015, 10:14:16 pm »
Blue doesn't seem to be calling the high strike consistently.


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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2015, 10:18:59 pm »
B4:

Butler singles off the RF wall, but he's out trying to stretch it into a double...9-4
Phegley flies out F9
Reddick...or is it "red-DICK" Ash?...pops out F7 as Marisnick runs a LONG way into foul ground for the catch

1-0 still
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« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2015, 10:19:05 pm »
Really nice play by Springer.  Really nice play by Marisnick. 
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« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2015, 10:26:52 pm »
Ir's Marisnick time.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2015, 10:31:07 pm »
Sonny's curve is pretty filthy.


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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2015, 10:32:37 pm »
T5:

Valbuena singles to RF...the Astros second hit
Conger pops out F3 in foul ground
Marisnick strikes out swinging at a 3-2 curveball in the dirt
Springer singles up the middle
Altuve swings at the first pitch, flies out F9

Another 0-fer with RISP

1-0 A's
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2015, 10:43:44 pm »
Canha with a 3-run homer makes it 4-0 A's
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2015, 10:45:37 pm »
B5:

Smolinski strikes out swinging on the check swing
Semien walks
Semien steals 2B
Burns singles to RF, Semien to 3B
Canha homers to LF, Semien scores, Burns scores
Lawrie grounds out 4-3
Valencia grounds out 6-3

through five...4-0 A's
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2015, 10:47:22 pm »
I hoped Kazmir was going to have a good game in  his old yard.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2015, 10:54:16 pm »
T6:

Correa flies out F8
Gomez strikes out swinging
Lowrie flies out F8

4-0 still
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2015, 10:55:10 pm »
OK boys and girls...I gotta go to bed.  When I wake, I expect the Astros will no longer be leading the division.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2015, 11:55:40 pm »
Good guys lose 0 - 4 and never really threatened in the late innings.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #52 on: September 09, 2015, 12:03:45 am »
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2015, 10:34:59 am »
OK boys and girls...I gotta go to bed.  When I wake, I expect the Astros will no longer be leading the division.

How long are you going to sleep?  They still have a 1 game lead.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2015, 11:04:02 am »
How long are you going to sleep?  They still have a 1 game lead.

No, they're tied.  They both have 64 losses, and the loss column is all that matters.  The Astros no longer have a lead in the AL West.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2015, 11:13:16 am »
No, they're tied.  They both have 64 losses, and the loss column is all that matters.  The Astros no longer have a lead in the AL West.

I just looked at the order on astros.com, they had the Astros up by 1 so for me they are up by 1.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2015, 11:19:43 am »
I just looked at the order on astros.com, they had the Astros up by 1 so for me they are up by 1.

OK, but that's like looking at a track race and ignoring the staggered start and the split times.  Hmmm...one guy is "ahead" on the track, so he must be leading the race. 
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2015, 11:23:43 am »
OK, but that's like looking at a track race and ignoring the staggered start and the split times.  Hmmm...one guy is "ahead" on the track, so he must be leading the race.

The Astros have a higher winning percentage than the Rangers, so that analogy doesn't work either.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2015, 11:27:21 am »
No, they're tied.  They both have 64 losses, and the loss column is all that matters.  The Astros no longer have a lead in the AL West.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2015, 11:46:46 am »
The Astros have a higher winning percentage than the Rangers, so that analogy doesn't work either.

Only because of the staggered start.  Look at it this way...(ignoring for the moment that they still play each other) if the Astros won all of their remaining games, would they necessarily win the division?  Answer:  No.

If you're in a race, and from this point forward you and your opponent run at exactly the same speed...and you're not ahead at the end...then you're not leading now. 
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #60 on: September 09, 2015, 11:54:07 am »
Winning percentage = speed in this analogy, i.e. the rate at which you win games per games played.  If the Astros and Rangers maintained the same winning percentage they have  till the end of the season the Astros would win the division. 

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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #61 on: September 09, 2015, 12:03:57 pm »
Winning percentage = speed in this analogy, i.e. the rate at which you win games per games played.  If the Astros and Rangers maintained the same winning percentage they have  till the end of the season the Astros would win the division.

Yeah, but if the Astros and Rangers win all of their remaining games, the Astros don't win the division.  Winning percentage = speed up to this point, not necessarily speed going forward.

Winning percentage only figures because of the different number of games.  I get that people like to say "if the season ended today..." based on winning percentage.  And if that makes folks feel better, OK.  But we all know that the season doesn't end today. 
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #62 on: September 09, 2015, 12:20:14 pm »
If you start a season off 2-0 and the other team hasn't played, then you are better off because you have eliminated the risk of loss in those two games and the other team has not.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #63 on: September 09, 2015, 12:32:57 pm »
Yeah, but if the Astros and Rangers win all of their remaining games, the Astros don't win the division.  Winning percentage = speed up to this point, not necessarily speed going forward.

Winning percentage only figures because of the different number of games.  I get that people like to say "if the season ended today..." based on winning percentage.  And if that makes folks feel better, OK.  But we all know that the season doesn't end today.

I tend to agree with you whether it is technically correct or not. You can go out and win a game but you can't get a loss back.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2015, 12:44:47 pm »
If you start a season off 2-0 and the other team hasn't played, then you are better off because you have eliminated the risk of loss in those two games and the other team has not.

Again, it may make you feel better about your chances but you're not in the lead.  If you start 3-2 and they start 1-1, you may temporarily have a higher winning percentage, but you don't "control your own destiny".  You still have to have help.  That's not leading. 

But again...if you feel better saying the Astros are still leading, so be it. 
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2015, 01:04:22 pm »
the loss column is all that matters, folks.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2015, 01:18:17 pm »
I would rather be 80-20 rather than 20-20, but I guess I'm wrong.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #67 on: September 09, 2015, 01:23:36 pm »
I would rather be 80-20 rather than 20-20, but I guess I'm wrong.

I would too.  I'd rather be 161-1 than 0-1.   But to say that 75-64 is "leading" 73-64 is just to make yourself feel better. 
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #68 on: September 09, 2015, 01:46:18 pm »
Sure, you can't make up losses.  But there is obvious value to categorically ruling out a loss that the other team still faces a risk of.
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #69 on: September 09, 2015, 02:22:28 pm »
Sure, you can't make up losses.  But there is obvious value to categorically ruling out a loss that the other team still faces a risk of.

Sure, with an equal number of losses, you'd rather have more wins.  But would you rather be 80-75 or 77-73?
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #70 on: September 09, 2015, 02:41:41 pm »
Sure, with an equal number of losses, you'd rather have more wins.

You're only saying that to make yourself feel better.

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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #71 on: September 09, 2015, 06:53:20 pm »
The main thing is to not over think the situation,
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Re: Astros @ Athletics September 8, 2015
« Reply #72 on: September 09, 2015, 08:43:39 pm »
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