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Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« on: August 24, 2015, 03:36:27 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's tilt:

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2BJose Altuve (R)
LFMarwin Gonzalez (S)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
RFColby Rasmus (L)
CFCarlos Gomez (R)
DHEvan Gattis (R)
3BLuis Valbuena (L)
1BChris Carter (R)
CHank Conger (S)

HOU: Scott Feldman (R)  (5-5, 4.05)

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CF Jacoby Ellsbury (L)
LF Brett Gardner (L)
DH Alex Rodriguez (R)
C Brian McCann (L)
RF Carlos Beltran (S)
1B Greg Bird (L)
3B Chase Headley (S)
SS Didi Gregorius (L)
2B Stephen Drew (L)

NYY: Nathan Eovaldi (R)  (13-2, 4.24)
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2015, 03:51:55 pm »
did we ever hear anything about Lowrie? Day-to-day?

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2015, 04:10:23 pm »
McTaggart said that Lowrie told him he was feeling much better and was putting on batting gloves.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2015, 04:34:03 pm »
Always good to miss Teixeira.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2015, 06:09:20 pm »
Always good to miss that cocksucker Teixeira.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2015, 06:16:03 pm »
Good to see they're still sucking on ice on the road.
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Middle of the 1st - No Score
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2015, 06:16:28 pm »
Altuve - K swinging
Gonzalez - K swinging
Correa - Single to RF
Rasmus - K swinging

Middle of the 1st. No Score.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2015, 06:18:35 pm »
Good to see they're still sucking on ice on the road.

Eovaldi has some good stuff. The pitch Correa hit was 100 mph.

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End of the 1st - No Score
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2015, 06:23:39 pm »
Ellsubry - Grounds out 4-3
Gardner - Flies out to shallow LF
Rodriguez - Lines out to 2B

End of the 1st. No Score.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2015, 06:28:19 pm »
Cargo might get a hit if his helmet fit.
Oye. Vamos, vamos.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2015, 06:31:38 pm »
Carter looked lost.
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Middle of the 2nd - No Score
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2015, 06:34:19 pm »
Gomez - Grounds out 6-3
Gattis - Singles to LF
Valbuena - Singles to RF
Carter - K swinging
Conger - K swinging

Middle of the 2nd. No Score.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2015, 06:34:22 pm »
Eovaldi has some good stuff. The pitch Correa hit was 100 mph.

He's throwing a meatball cutter at least once an at bat. Gattis is the only one who has even swung at it so far.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2015, 06:35:44 pm »
I have to go run an errand. Hopefully, Gattis will let the others know about the meatball.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2015, 07:00:44 pm »
Poor ol' Hank.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2015, 07:01:02 pm »
Nice job by Feldman to pitch around some bad luck there.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2015, 07:20:59 pm »
Jim "Two Shilhouettes On" Deshaies
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2015, 07:27:25 pm »
2 more LOBsters. Grrr...
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2015, 07:27:46 pm »
Jim "Two Shilhouettes On" Deshaies

Yep. and he went to LaMoyne College in Syracuse.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2015, 07:39:07 pm »
Is this Brownie and Blum?
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2015, 07:41:04 pm »
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2015, 07:41:06 pm »
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
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Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2015, 07:42:09 pm »
Eovaldi seems to be losing some control.  Nice bunt by Gomez.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2015, 07:44:13 pm »
This team makes SO MANY stupid mistakes on the base paths.  FUCK. 
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2015, 07:44:39 pm »
More exemplary baserunning by the Astros. Somebody missed a sign somewhere. Not helped by the poor contact by Mr. RBI.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2015, 07:45:11 pm »
This team makes SO MANY stupid mistakes on the base paths.  FUCK.

It was a lot better last year when they stayed off the base paths.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2015, 07:46:03 pm »
More exemplary baserunning by the Astros. Somebody missed a sign somewhere. Not helped by the poor contact by Mr. RBI.

Also a great point. Swing at a shitty pitch and made shitty contact. Fucking brutal. 
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2015, 07:46:17 pm »
Is that 7 LOB?
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2015, 07:47:55 pm »
That was a pathetic at bat by Gattis.  You don't get a bigger meatball at this level than that.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2015, 07:49:17 pm »
OMG I can't believe Blum referenced Bobby Brown's MyPrerogative.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2015, 07:50:15 pm »
I didn't realize Jacoby Ellsbury was half Navajo Indian. I wonder if like Cher, he learned to hate the word, half-breed. I wonder if that was all he ever heard?
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« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2015, 07:50:37 pm »
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
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« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2015, 07:50:44 pm »
Also a great point. Swing at a shitty pitch and made shitty contact. Fucking brutal.

The pitch was belt high, right down the center of the plate.  Instead of giving it a full swing, he tried to inside out it, as if he was trying to hit a ground ball to 2B.
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« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2015, 07:51:49 pm »
Instead of giving it a full swing, he tried to inside out it, as if he was trying to hit a ground ball to 2B.

He didn't even do that right: he hit it to the first baseman.
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« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2015, 07:53:29 pm »
I didn't realize Jacoby Ellsbury was half Navajo Indian. I wonder if like Cher, he learned to hate the word, half-breed. I wonder if that was all he ever heard?

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2015, 07:53:37 pm »
Come on, offense, Feldman deserves a lot better than this.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2015, 08:00:03 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6E98ZRaU1s

Wow!  I remember seeing that on the Sonny and Cher show about 45 years ago..
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« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2015, 08:07:51 pm »
Wow!  I remember seeing that on the Sonny and Cher show about 45 years ago..

I must not have seen it, because who would forget it?
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« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2015, 08:11:28 pm »
OMG CONGER


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« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2015, 08:11:46 pm »
Big play at the plate there to escape an inning that started out 1st-and-3rd with no outs. Nice job by Conger to snag that throw and get back across his body to make the tag.
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« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2015, 08:11:59 pm »
Wow! That was like a magic trick, getting out of that inning scoreless.
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« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2015, 08:13:00 pm »
Friggin' awesome. Feldman is pitching his rear off again.


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« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2015, 08:13:20 pm »
Cmon Marwin. THE POWER OF SPIERS COMPELS YOU.


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« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2015, 08:14:30 pm »
Can we get the wives/girlfriends/others to tell these guys it's OK to score on the road?


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« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2015, 08:14:55 pm »
C'mon O, time to reward Feldman with something here...


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« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2015, 08:16:10 pm »
Can we get the wives/girlfriends/others to tell these guys it's OK to score on the road?


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« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2015, 08:16:43 pm »
alright, don't waste this.
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« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2015, 08:18:14 pm »
Correa's aura deflects the throw from Headley, resulting in an overthrow of 1st. Correa heads to 2nd with 1 out.
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« Reply #48 on: August 24, 2015, 08:20:18 pm »
Chase Headley is a name that should be playing in NYC or Boston.
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« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2015, 08:21:42 pm »
How many times do you see the guy that makes a great play in the field then bat that same inning and...

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« Reply #50 on: August 24, 2015, 08:22:42 pm »
Correa's agent needs to get him into a much better shoe contract. He looks like he's wearing clown shoes.
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« Reply #51 on: August 24, 2015, 08:24:23 pm »
0 fer 9 with RISP

That's simply not going to beat anybody.
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« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2015, 08:25:13 pm »
100 MPH after 105 pitches is impressive to me.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2015, 08:26:08 pm »
How many times do you see the guy that makes a great play in the field then bat that same inning and...

...bah. 

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« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2015, 08:29:55 pm »
...bah.

One less than I'd have liked.
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« Reply #55 on: August 24, 2015, 08:32:21 pm »
Feldman's been outstanding.
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« Reply #56 on: August 24, 2015, 08:32:33 pm »
Ok, let's get Feldman the W.


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« Reply #57 on: August 24, 2015, 08:36:51 pm »
didn't the Astros kind of go after Miller in the off season?
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #58 on: August 24, 2015, 08:37:14 pm »
didn't the Astros kind of go after Miller in the off season?

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« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2015, 08:42:34 pm »
Dangit.

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« Reply #60 on: August 24, 2015, 08:43:11 pm »
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« Reply #61 on: August 24, 2015, 08:44:41 pm »
So do we no longer have a DH?
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2015, 08:45:54 pm »
Correa's agent needs to get him into a much better shoe contract. He looks like he's wearing clown shoes.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2015, 08:46:27 pm »
I have long quit thinking he was going to turn his season around and start being a regular contributor. I still hope he will but there is nothing about his at bats to lead me to believe he will.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #64 on: August 24, 2015, 08:47:38 pm »
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« Reply #65 on: August 24, 2015, 08:48:04 pm »
Another night, another super questionable home plate umpire. Man, the calls have been brutal this year.
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« Reply #66 on: August 24, 2015, 08:48:25 pm »
So do we no longer have a DH?

Only if they use Marisnick in the field.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #67 on: August 24, 2015, 08:48:29 pm »
So do we no longer have a DH?

You can PH a new DH for the DH and you can PR a new DH for the DH, you just can't move the DH to another position.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #68 on: August 24, 2015, 08:49:37 pm »
What?

He buys a lot of shoes.  At least that is what he admitted in an interview.
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« Reply #69 on: August 24, 2015, 08:50:24 pm »
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« Reply #70 on: August 24, 2015, 08:51:35 pm »
Okay, makes sense now.
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« Reply #71 on: August 24, 2015, 08:52:39 pm »
It would be great if the Astros would win a game I'm recapping.
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« Reply #72 on: August 24, 2015, 08:53:44 pm »
That was a shitty outing by Perez.
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« Reply #73 on: August 24, 2015, 08:54:01 pm »
I have long quit thinking he was going to turn his season around and start being a regular contributor. I still hope he will but there is nothing about his at bats to lead me to believe he will.

Even though there are no mentions of a name here, we all know who you are talking about.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #74 on: August 24, 2015, 08:56:52 pm »
What a steaming pile from Perez.
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« Reply #75 on: August 24, 2015, 08:56:54 pm »
Bugger. Feldman deserved better.
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« Reply #76 on: August 24, 2015, 08:57:29 pm »
Boo.

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« Reply #77 on: August 24, 2015, 08:58:07 pm »
Fuck you, our entire batting order. This game was ripe for the taking, and instead they shit the bed in epic fashion.
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« Reply #78 on: August 24, 2015, 08:58:35 pm »
Interesting high meat ball pitch location by Qualls when trying to induce a ground out.

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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #79 on: August 24, 2015, 08:59:13 pm »
Bugger. Feldman deserved better.

He deserved a lot better. Of course, so did Eovaldi.
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« Reply #80 on: August 24, 2015, 09:02:03 pm »
He deserved a lot better. Of course, so did Eovaldi.

But I don't give a shit about him.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #81 on: August 24, 2015, 09:10:25 pm »
Silver lining for Perez is that he only gets charged with 1 earned run. Keeps his ERA for the night at +infinity, instead of the +infinity that it could have been.
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« Reply #82 on: August 24, 2015, 09:14:40 pm »
Infinity squared.
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #83 on: August 24, 2015, 09:19:49 pm »
So in the last five games combined, the starting pitching has given up a total of 4 runs.  The Astros are 3-2 in those games. 
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Re: Astros @ Yankmees August 24, 2015
« Reply #84 on: August 25, 2015, 06:25:17 am »
So in the last five games combined, the starting pitching has given up a total of 4 runs.  The Astros are 3-2 in those games.

They've also been up against some pretty good pitching.  3-2 is probably better than I expected.
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