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Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« on: August 12, 2015, 01:18:01 pm »
Your lineups for today's matinee:

Astros

BJose Altuve (R)
RFPreston Tucker (L)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
3BJed Lowrie (S)
CFColby Rasmus (L)
LFEvan Gattis (R)
1BLuis Valbuena (L)
CJason Castro (L)
PScott Feldman (R)

HOU: Scott Feldman (R)  (4-5, 4.46)

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LF Norichika Aoki (L)
3B Matt Duffy (R)
C Buster Posey (R)
RF Hunter Pence (R)
1B Brandon Belt (L)
SS B. Crawford (L)
CF Gregor Blanco (L)
2B Ehire Adrianza (S)
P Chris Heston (R)

SF: Chris Heston (R)  (11-6, 3.48)
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 01:38:18 pm »
I would have put Tucker, Marisnick and Rasmus in the outfield, but I guess we need Gattis' bat.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2015, 01:41:17 pm »
I would have put Tucker, Marisnick and Rasmus in the outfield, but I guess we need Gattis' bat.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2015, 01:42:06 pm »
I would have put Tucker, Marisnick and Rasmus in the outfield, but I guess we need Gattis' bat.

Rasmus will play some LF today too, since he'll get all balls in the gap.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2015, 01:49:46 pm »
you think?

Might run it through the supercomputer later, but I'll stand by that analysis for now.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2015, 02:48:53 pm »
T1:

Altuve strikes out swinging
Tucker grounds out 6-3
Correa grounds out 6-3

No score
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2015, 02:57:33 pm »
B1:

Aoki grounds out 6-3
Duffy grounds out 6-3
Posey singles
Pence lines out to RF

After one...no score
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2015, 02:58:34 pm »
OK....I did one inning.  Someone else will have to pick up PBP for a while.
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Middle of the 2nd - No Score
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2015, 03:04:30 pm »
Lowrie - Flies out to CF
Rasmus - Flies out to RCF
Gattis - Grounds out to SS

Middle of the 2nd. No Score.

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End of the 2nd - No Score
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2015, 03:18:56 pm »
Belt - Single
Crawford - Warning track fly out to RCF, Belt stays
Blanco - Flies out to CF, Belt stays
Adrianza - (Blanco steals 2B) BB
Heston - K

End of the 2nd. No Score.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2015, 03:19:47 pm »
I'm only listening and trying to work at the same time, so pbp will be slow and haphazard.

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Middle of the 3rd - No Score
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2015, 03:25:53 pm »
Valbuena - Grounds out to 1B
Castro - Warning track fly out to LF
Feldman - K swinging

Middle of the 3rd. No Score.



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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2015, 03:28:40 pm »
Nice catch by Correa
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End of the 3rd - No Score
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2015, 03:32:49 pm »
Aoki - Flies out to shallow CF, Correa with a bobbling catch
Duffy - Grounds out 5-3
Posey - Flies out to CF

End of the 3rd. No Score.


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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2015, 03:36:43 pm »
Altuve walks to be the first Astro on base.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2015, 03:36:50 pm »
So Altuve walks on 5 pitches, then Tucker just takes a horrible swing at a pitch he can't do a damn thing with on the first pitch. BRILLIANT BASEBALL.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2015, 03:39:41 pm »
Correa with a hit. Altuve to 2nd. 1 out.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2015, 03:46:14 pm »
Rasmus walks, bases juiced for Gattis.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2015, 03:46:50 pm »
Rasmus walks, bases juiced for Gattis.

...and he grounds out. Bottom of the 4th.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2015, 03:47:02 pm »
I. Fucking. Hate. This. Team. With. RISP.
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Middle of the 4th - No Score
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2015, 03:47:53 pm »
Altuve - BB
Tucker - Flies out to LF
Correa - Single to opposite field, Altuve to 2B
Lowrie - Line out to 2B
Rasmus - BB
Gattis - Grounds out to SS on first pitch

Middle of the 4th. No Score.

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End of the 4th - No Score
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2015, 03:54:43 pm »
Pence - Grounds out 4-3
Belt - Flies out to CF
Crawford - K swinging

End of the 4th. No Score.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2015, 04:00:20 pm »
Feldman with a two-out single.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2015, 04:00:55 pm »
Off the bat I thought Altuve had one. That ball just died.
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Middle of the 5th - No Score
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2015, 04:01:14 pm »
Valbuena - Flies out to CF
Castro - K looking
Feldman - Single to RF
Altuve - Deep fly out to LF

Middle of the 5th. No Score.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2015, 04:01:59 pm »
Feldman with a two-out single.

You can only hope to contain him...
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2015, 04:02:04 pm »
Co-workers forcing me to go drink with them, so I'm out.

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Re: Middle of the 5th - No Score
« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2015, 04:03:07 pm »
Valbuena - Flies out to CF
Castro - K looking
Feldman - Single to RF
Altuve - Deep fly out to LF

Middle of the 5th. No Score.

Feldman's hit was to LF. Don't want anyone thinking he actually got around on one.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2015, 04:08:15 pm »
B5:

Blanco with a lazy fly ball to LCF, Gattis  has no interest whatsoever in trying to go catch it, so it lands short of the track for a double as Colby has to go get it
Adriana grounds out 4-3, Blanco to 3B
Heston, with the infield in, strikes out swinging
Maxwell flies out F9

Still no score after 5
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2015, 04:14:59 pm »
WTF
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #30 on: August 12, 2015, 04:15:38 pm »
Awesome... SMH...
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #31 on: August 12, 2015, 04:16:51 pm »
T6:

Tucker walks
Correa strikes out looking, Tucker running on the pitch, thought it was ball four, so he stops running and is tagged out 10 feet from 2B
Lowrie grounds out 4-3

So Heston, after walking the lead off hitter and going 3-2 on the next guy, gets three outs on the next two pitches.
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« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2015, 04:17:33 pm »
Tucker fucked up, but correa has to be swinging at the borderline pitches with 2 strikes and the runner in motion.


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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2015, 04:18:31 pm »
Tucker's mistake was terrible, but SWING THE FUCKING BAT!
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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2015, 04:19:07 pm »
Tucker fucked up, but correa has to be swinging at the borderline pitches with 2 strikes and the runner in motion.


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It wasn't even borderline. That ball was all strike.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2015, 04:24:06 pm »
B6:

Duffy singles to LF
Posey grounds into 4-6-3 double play
Pence strikes out swinging.

Still no score.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2015, 04:27:07 pm »
Rasmus puts one in the bay!
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2015, 04:27:11 pm »
KER-SPLASH
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2015, 04:27:47 pm »
Splashdown Rasmus!!! Sweet!
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« Reply #39 on: August 12, 2015, 04:30:13 pm »
Splashdown Rasmus!!! Sweet!
Couldn't get the cheese past Colby.
He breezed him, one more time!

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« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2015, 04:32:45 pm »
GAttis has had 2 hits, one single and a triple, and 1 BB in the last 7 days.   
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2015, 04:35:08 pm »
GAttis has had 2 hits, one single and a triple, and 1 BB in the last 7 days.

He either hits the shit out of the ball or hits a really shitty ball.
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« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2015, 04:37:12 pm »
Nice at-bat by Castro. 
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2015, 04:44:43 pm »
I wish they'd show on a ballpark map where the field mic is located. I'd like to hire someone to find the idiot that is yelling about EVERY. SINGLE. PITCH. and beat him until he shuts up.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2015, 04:45:28 pm »
T7:

Rasmus homers to RF
Gattis gets. 3-2 meatball and pops it up to a at
Valbuena walks on four pitches, none of them close

That's it for Heston...Oshich in

Castro walks

Oshich out, Kontos in

Gomez, pinch hitting for Feldman, flies out F9
Altuve, fouls off two sliders 2-feet off the plate, works the count full, and grounds out 6-3

But the Astros grab a 1-0 lead on the Colby Jack.
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« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2015, 04:47:09 pm »
Now all they have to do is shut out the Giants!
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2015, 04:47:26 pm »
DAMN IT!

JUST ONE FUCKING HIT WITH RUNNERS ON. JUST ONE!
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2015, 04:48:34 pm »
But the Astros grab a 1-0 lead on the Colby Jack.
Nice
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2015, 04:57:22 pm »
B7:

Perez on the bump, Gomez stays in the game in CF, Colby moves to RF and Tucker to LF

Belt carved up on strikes
Crawford doubles off the RF wall
Blanco flies out F7

That's it for Perez. Harris in the game

Adrianza grounds out 4-3

After seven...1-0 Astros.

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2015, 05:11:31 pm »
Iwakuma just finished a No-No for Seattle against the O's. 3-0
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« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2015, 05:13:31 pm »
I just traded Iwakuma to RonBrand on my fantasy team. 
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« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2015, 05:14:14 pm »
JED!
He breezed him, one more time!

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2015, 05:14:41 pm »
T8:

Tucker singles to RF
Correa grounds into 6-4-3 twin killing
Lowrie homers to RF

Double switch for the Giants, Afelt in to pitch and in Adrianza's spot, Lopez in to play 2B and will hit in the 9 spot

Rasmus strikes out looking

Middle of the 8th, 2-0.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #53 on: August 12, 2015, 05:20:45 pm »
B8:

Neshek in...

Lopez strikes out swinging
Maxwell strikes out swinging
Duffy flies out F8

To the 9th...Astros up 2-0
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2015, 05:28:25 pm »
Holy fuck. Little League shinner called on Castro there.
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« Reply #55 on: August 12, 2015, 05:30:05 pm »
They're bringing in a pitcher to pitch to Marisnick? 
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2015, 05:33:13 pm »
T9:

Marwin, pinch hitting for Neshek. taps the first pitch back to the mound 1-3
Carter, pinch hitting for Valbuena, walks
Castro strikes out on ball five

Another pitching change for the Giants...apparently V.I. Lenin pitches for the Giants

With Marisnick at the plate, Carter thrown out trying to steal 2B.

To the bottom...Gregerson will try to nail down the 2-0 lead.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2015, 05:34:54 pm »

With Marisnick at the plate, Carter thrown out trying to steal 2B.


What. The. Fuck.  Is there any particular reason as to why Carter was going?
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« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2015, 05:38:49 pm »
What. The. Fuck.  Is there any particular reason as to why Carter was going?

The Giants were holding his mother hostage.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2015, 05:38:49 pm »
What. The. Fuck.  Is there any particular reason as to why Carter was going?
Got tired of standing at 1B?

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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2015, 05:40:09 pm »
B9:

Posey grounds out 3U
Pence strikes out swinging
Belt flies out F8,

Astros win!

Nice win, great job by Feldman.
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« Reply #61 on: August 12, 2015, 05:40:36 pm »
Wow.  I think they just won one.
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« Reply #62 on: August 12, 2015, 05:41:34 pm »
That is fantastic.  Sounds like one hell of a job by the pitching staff today.
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« Reply #63 on: August 12, 2015, 05:41:41 pm »
What. The. Fuck.  Is there any particular reason as to why Carter was going?

He was trying to stay out of the double play.
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« Reply #64 on: August 12, 2015, 05:41:46 pm »
Wow.  I think they just won one.
Are we sure they aren't playing 10 innings today?

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« Reply #65 on: August 12, 2015, 05:42:18 pm »
He was trying to stay out of the double play.

He succeeded. 
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #66 on: August 12, 2015, 05:55:13 pm »
A win on the road, SWEET!
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« Reply #67 on: August 12, 2015, 05:57:59 pm »
Tourniquet applied. Thank goodness.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #68 on: August 12, 2015, 07:09:18 pm »
I just traded Iwakuma to RonBrand on my fantasy team. 

I hope the trade was late enough that he's not eligible until tomorrow.
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« Reply #69 on: August 12, 2015, 07:37:28 pm »
I hope the trade was late enough that he's not eligible until tomorrow.

The trade hasn't gone through, so I still had him.
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Re: Astros @ Giants August 12, 2015
« Reply #71 on: August 13, 2015, 09:43:30 am »
SphnixDrummond danced the recap away in Club Astro.

"Marwin will do anything but make eye contact with Evan Gattis."

Fact.
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