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Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« on: July 26, 2015, 01:27:27 pm »
Fuck Alan Ashby and his stupid pseudo-intellectual dipshit questions he asks. I fucking hate him SO much.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2015, 01:29:51 pm »
Astros went down in order in the top of the first.

Royals loaded the bases with no outs on a bunt single and two line drives.

Two heads up plays, one my Marwin and one by Valbuena, to fire home to get force outs. Two out single to left drives in two as Preston Tucker noodle arms another throw in.

Keuchel is throwing fucking meatballs today.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2015, 01:30:53 pm »
And another hard grounder past a diving Valbuena down the 3rd base line drives in 2 more.

4-0 with a runner on 2nd.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2015, 01:32:07 pm »
Going to need to have packed the lumber today. 


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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2015, 01:32:18 pm »
Marisnik makes a sparkling diving play coming on a dying line drive to center to end the inning.

4-0 Royals. And I'm done. I can't listen to Ashby being a condescending cocksucker anymore .
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2015, 01:33:13 pm »
As dumb as Ashby is, I still can't believe he questioned Marwin going home.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2015, 01:39:36 pm »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on July 26, 2015, 01:33:13 pm
As dumb as Ashby is, I still can't believe he questioned Marwin going home.

He does that shit constantly, and it makes me so fucking annoyed.

And it's in that shitty tone of voice like "I'm setting you up for an easy question, but I'm going to ask in a superior tone of voice because I'm so much smarter than you."
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2015, 01:50:47 pm »
Cain with a monster homer. Royals are just swinging out of their shoes, no respect at all for Keuchel.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2015, 01:53:45 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 26, 2015, 01:50:47 pm
Cain with a monster homer. Royals are just swinging out of their shoes, no respect at all for Keuchel.

Keuchel's looked better.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2015, 01:56:30 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 26, 2015, 01:50:47 pm
Cain with a monster homer. Royals are just swinging out of their shoes, no respect at all for Keuchel.

He took the same massive hack on the previous pitch and only nearly missed.  Keuchel failed to make an adjustment.


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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2015, 02:01:52 pm »
Every time KC 3B makes a play, I am reminded of this http://philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/03/elisha-cuthbert3.jpeg


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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2015, 02:08:17 pm »
Man, Keuchel cannot throw a strike.

Nice play by Colby to get about on a pitch that was hammered.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2015, 02:39:35 pm »
Wasted chance in the 5th. Singles by Castro and Marisnick, but weak ground ball by Altuve, broken bat soft liner by Tucker and lazy fly ball by Correa put the kybosh on that idea.

The pitcher who the Royals had to recall from the minors to pitch this game looking like an All -Star against the Astros.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2015, 02:41:29 pm »
I hate that fucking shift.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2015, 02:46:57 pm »
Thank you, Kendrys


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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2015, 02:47:15 pm »
Colby  with another stellar throw from RF. if he's in LF last night, the Astros win.
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2015, 03:01:25 pm »
Orlando Palmiero?
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2015, 03:14:47 pm »
Hinch going to the pen with 2 out in the 7th.  Fields in.

Rough day for Keuchel.  Couldn't find the zone early, and it cost him dearly. 
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2015, 03:30:52 pm »
Velasquez in to pitch the 8th...
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2015, 03:44:12 pm »
Royals rubbing it in
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2015, 03:44:32 pm »
On to the 9th...Astros chasing 4 runs. 
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2015, 03:50:36 pm »
Astros go down whimpering.

Another pitiful offensive performance. 
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Re: Astros @ Royals 7/26 Day Game Special
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2015, 05:19:43 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on July 26, 2015, 03:14:47 pm
Hinch going to the pen with 2 out in the 7th.  Fields in.

Rough day for Keuchel.  Couldn't find the zone early, and it cost him dearly.

Not exactly Keuchelangelo today. (Nor Cychel.)
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